I don't own Danny Phantom or any of the characters in this. They are doing a life sentence to their original owners. The staff of the Jerry Springer show are doing a life sentence to their themselves. Enjoy part 7 of Danny Phantom meet's Jerry Springer.
Hi welcome to the show. Our guests today say they have some skeletons in their closet. Please meet Skulker. Skulker today said he is having some relationship issues." Jerry explained.
"That is right Jerry I have been dating my girlfriend of about 3 years, however I came here to tell her I have been cheating on her with someone else." Skulker explained causing a few oh's and a set of eyes to glare a hole in his head even though he didn't know it.
In the Audience
"Danny you need to hold her back because Kitty looks like she wants to go nuclear here." Johnny said looking at the rage Kitty was releasing.
"Let me go I will kill him for what he has done!" Kitty hissed going ballistic.
"You know what? Danny sorry about this but this is the only way she might calm down." Poindexter said as he grabbed Kitty, and placed her on his lap.
"Even if I am here I am still going to kill that Son of a *****! He has no right to do that to…"
On Stage
"Ok everyone let's bring her out, here is Ember!" Jerry said causing a whirlwind of flames to appear and within seconds Ember's being came out of the flames. "Hi Ember welcome to the show. So tell me how long have you and Skulker been dating." Jerry asked in his usual tone.
"Three years Jerry, we have been together for 3 years." Ember said in a tone that suggested something wasn't right.
"You sound a bit unhappy why is that?" Jerry asked with concern.
"Somethings could be better, that is why. But then again that is normal with any relationship you are in." Ember said trying to look on the bright side.
"She seems like a wonderful woman Skulker, go on tell her what you want to tell her." Jerry said causing Skulker to speak up.
"Ember I am going to be blunt. I have been cheating on you for a year, and I came here today to tell you that I am dumping you." Skulker said causing Ember's neon green eyes to glow bright red.
"You don't Dump Ember Mclain! I am the one who does the dumping not you!" Ember hissed causing Skulker to be unfazed.
"Oh get off your high horse Ember! Besides you had this coming! You always mocked me saying I was a horrible hunter, and never appreciating me for me, so I went and found someone who does!" Skulker said causing a sadistic smile to form on Ember's face.
'Oh that is it! you play with an ember, you will get burned.' Ember thought to herself in a vindictive tone.
Ok everyone let's bring him out let meet Skulker lover!" Jerry said causing Skulker's lover to come out.
In the Audience
"Let me go Danny, I will kill them both for what they did to Ember!" Kitty hissed as Danny held onto her while she was squirming to break free of Danny grip while on his lap.
"It isn't that part of the segment yet Kitty. I will let you go when it goes that far. Right now let's just wait." Danny said causing Dani to glare at Kitty.
"Why is she in my seat for?" Dani asked causing Kitty angry expression to become a smirk.
"Poindexter put me here and you know what? I while I am actually still pissed I am happy with this seat." Kitty explained actually smiling.
"But on another note that is just wrong. I always thought that person was interested in me." Desiree said watching the show while munching on popcorn.
On stage
"Welcome to the show. What was it that attracted you to Skulker?" Jerry asked causing Skulker's lover to speak.
"What else? The entire package he has. He is everything I want in a lover. He is more machine than man. I can't believe I was so high-strung on that man hater who dissed me for a nerd!" Technus said just before he started French kissing Skulker.
Upon looking at this Ember body went supernova and an explosion of orange flames rose due to her anger. Lucky for Jerry and everyone else Danny used his intangibility power at the last minute to protect the set and everyone from Ember's anger. Within seconds the fight bell went off, and Ember sent several streams of attacks at the lovers only for Skulker to put a counter shield up which not only blocked her attacks but reflected it back at her with twice the force. Upon seeing this Skulker smiled.
"You see that Jerry? Skulker has it all, and that counter shield he used is one of the greatest uses of technology! Just seeing that happen is making my **** become hard!" Technus explained
"Steve don't even think about it. I never attacked Ember. She tried attacking me, and I defend myself. She got hit with her own attack." Skulker said causing Steve to keep calm.
Ember on the other hand still had her sadistic smile on her face that screamed revenge. Upon doing this Ember spoke up.
"You think he is perfect? Pfft, if his technology was so good as well as hunting skills, why can't he find the TV remote when we were dating?" Ember asked causing the audience to laugh. "I mean seriously he can make a counter shield that repels attacks perfectly, but he can find the TV remote. But that isn't the worst of it. In the bedroom he leaves a lot and I mean a lot to be desired. Even guys with a 1 inch dick has even more than him. The guy has no dick whatsoever." Ember said causing Skulker to glare at her.
"You *****!" Skulker said before turned on a speed boost and went to work on Ember.
Steve at this point was about to interfere when Technus used his powers to trap Steve in a box of technology keeping him from moving.
"No way I am letting you stop this! That ***** had it coming!" Technus said only for the doorbell to ring.
"Oh it seems someone is here let's bring them out!" Jerry said causing a now furious Kitty to make her appearance."
"SKULKER! YOU *** IS MINE!" Kitty hissed as she went in and kicked Skulker in the face knocking his head off.
In the Audience
"Skulker could make a shield that counters Ember's attacks, but he couldn't counter Kitty's simple kick?" Desiree said laughing at the scene.
"He really is a lousy hunter he couldn't avoid that one." Poindexter said while his wife sat on his lap.
"Since Kitty is on stage I am taking Kitty's seat. She moves her feet she loses her seat." Dani said as she took Kitty's seat and sat on Danny's lap.
On stage
Upon seeing this Kitty grabbed the real Skulker, and while Ember who was in pretty bad shape used her fire to melt Skulker's armor into a pile of molten scrap.
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just banish your *** right here and now!" Kitty hissed causing Technus to see red.
"You destroyed my lover's technological body! I will make you suffer for that!" Technus said as he brought his powers up only for Kitty to banish him with her banishing kiss causing Steve to be free from his confinement.
One second later Kitty brought Technus back only for Steve to go to work on Technus.
"Steve! Steve! Steve!" The audience chantedwhile Steve beat the stuffing out of both Technus and Skulker causing Ember to smile.
"You know what Mr. No dick? I can't believe I even wasted any of my emotions on you! I know I am a hot, and I can do way better than you! In fact I see better right in front of me." Ember said pointing out in the audience causing everyone to chant.
"Yeah Ember! Ember! Ember! Ember!" The audience chanted causing Ember's flaming hair to rise.
"That is right everyone say my name! just like I will have Baby pop over..."
"Ding dong!" A doorbell went cutting off Ember's thoughts.
"Looks like we have someone else here! Let's bring them out!" Jerry said as Frostbite came out on stage.
In the Audience
"Frostbite is here? But why is he here?" Danny asked astonished just before he got the shock of his life.
"Beats me, but maybe he is here to join in on the battle." Dani said while munching on pop corn.
On stage
Kitty gasped in astonishment while Ember held surprise in her eyes when Frostbite out of impulse started kissing Ember in front of everyone. However, as the kiss went on Ember began to kiss back.
"You no good *****! You have the nerve to get mad at me for cheating, and you were doing the same thing you hypocritical *****!" Skulker screamed only for Frostbite to fire an ice beam at the real Skulker freezing him solid.
"Ember was never cheating on you! I came here the moment I saw what was going on so I could confess my feelings to Ember! I been having these feeling for her for a while but choose not to because she was dating you!" Frostbite explained causing the audience to aww.
"Ok it is nearing the time for me to end the segment. So Ember you and Skulker are over now aren't you?" Jerry asked causing Ember to nod.
"It is done between the two of us Jerry. Besides I got better right beside me, and I have a weak spot for kissing icy lips." Ember said causing Frostbite to smile.
In the Audience
"No way Frostbite actually had the hot's for Ember? We talk about a lot of stuff, and he never mentioned that to me." Danny said in shock.
"I am glad he came out when he did. Cause Ember was looking directly at you when she said she could do better plus like Frostbite you have ice powers. I am guessing she would have confess to you if Frostbite didn't confess first." Dani explained.
"Dude you really can attract them dude. First, Kitty, then Dani, and now Ember? I want some of what you have Danny so I can be a Casanova!" Johnny said without caring who heard.
"Well it is obvious that she had feelings for Frostbite as well. So Danny avoided the bullet on that one." Desiree said while holding her husband close to her.
On stage
"Ok so this is how it is going to be. Technus and Skulker you two are now an item, and what you had with Ember is now over right?" Jerry asked.
"Correct. Unlike Ember Technus likes me for who I am, and doesn't care that I don't have a ****!" Skulker explained.
"Ember are you and Frostbite an item now?" Jerry asked.
"Indeed we are. Now I have the perfect boyfriend and his kissing skills are already off the charts. Plus that rush I get from kissing his icy lips… it is perfect!" Ember said smiling.
"Ok we will be back!" Jerry said in a calm tone.
Stage out
So ends part 7 of Danny Phantom meet Jerry Springer. Part of this idea I have to thank Ghostreader for seeing as part of this was his idea. I am sorry for all those who wanted another outcome but while that pairing is indeed a crack pairing, it has become the most common crack pairing out there. The next segment will be Sam's segment. R and R people.