Hey guys been super busy lately sorry but im back with another chapter :D hope you enjoy and REVIEW!

Naruto P.O.V.

They didn't...

I come home to the overbearing smell of burnt food out side the house.(and of course the smell of weed but thats normal) I walk through my front door to notice Kiba chilling on the sofa as if he was suppose to be there and Shika making chat with Kiba. Kiba's eyes are red and very low Next to them is G-levels (Shika's bong) which still has a bowl packed letting me know why there so red.

Kiba: uh hey Naruto yea I didn't cook any of this btw...

They did... I came home to my crush over for dinner unexpectedly and about 50 dollars worth of food burnt black and brown usually I wouldn't be angry at all, I mean I live with 2 stoners anything thats stupidly impossible is possible with my roommates. But with Shikamaru aka the genius I hoped he would have enough sense if he was going to pull some sketchy shit like this to at least COOK the food not destroy it.

Choji: Im sorry Naruto I didn't mean to burn the corn, potatoes, or peas

Kiba: what about the chicken?

Choji: or that...

Naruto: Shika you didn't help him at all?

Shika: oh no we cooked separately

Thank god at least there's something edible.

Choji: I think I did better tho

Kiba: you did which is pretty sad...

...

...

...

*sigh*

Choji: Come on Naruto we were only trying to be nice and set up a nice dinner for you and cool boyfriend

I can't stay mad at Choji... He did try and set up something nice. Wait what am I thinking I must be going so soft usually I'd make them re-cook it and go out shopping like I had to.

Naruto: Not much I can do about it now.. did you guys atleast order pizza?

Kiba: I did!

Shika: you did?

Kiba: Hell yeah by time you got to the kitchen and put the stove on high I knew you were gona burn it.

... Shika just lost his genius title...

Naruto: Well ima smoke i need to be hungry later

Shika: sounds like a good idea

I walk over towards the sofa and sit next to kiba a take a rip of the already packed bowl.

Naruto: how much u guys smoke before I got here?

Choji: We didn't smoke only kiba did.

Shika: we let him kill a bowl because well because cooking is really difficult im sticking to top ramen and other easy stoner foods.

Meaning they didn't have time to smoke they probably spent 2 hours in the kitchen bullshitting.

Naruto: good idea

Through the corner of my eye I can see Kiba zoning out as if he's in his own little world. Hell he probably is. I wrap both my arms around his waist and pull him towards me with a bit of speed just to see if he'd jump of course he did but relaxed the second after he noticed it was me. I leaned on his shoulder taking in his scent which smelt of course like weed but his actual natural scent was there too, it smelt like fresh pine as if we was in forest rolling around not too long ago also slightly artificial like cologne not too overwhelming just enough for it to smell I dont know Perfect?

Shika: Damn and I thought Kiba was a dog with his canine teeth but apparently it's a quality you both share.

I could feel my face go red as Choji and Shika give their chuckles strangely Kiba didn't even look like he cared even smiled a bit.

Kiba: When you smell this good I doubt he can resist

And my face got redder damnit. Shikamaru and Choji didn't even try hide their laugh with chuckles, they just started busting up laughing asswipes.

Shika: so?

Naruto: so?

Shika: How'd ya meet?

Kiba: He kidnapped me saying we were gona have fun

Naruto: He kept resisting had to use my knife

Kiba: Dont forget the chain, he chained me to the seat of his car and-

Naruto: That wasnt even the fun part I found my whip in the trunk an-

Choji: ENOUGH I don't wanna know..

It was our turn to laugh now the look on their faces was priceless.

Naruto: nah I needed a lighter while I was at the grocery store and he seemed to be the only normal person in the parking lot.

Shika: What do you mean by that.

Kiba: A lady slapped him for asking for a lighter before he asked me

He just couldn't leave that part out? I could already hear the giggles coming from my roommates.

Shika: BWAHAHA are you serious NARUTO? What no usual temper you must be going soft on me lately

Naruto: SHUT UP! I was tired and not in the mood just pass me the bong

Kiba: Can I hit that?

He point towards the edge of sofa where the gas mask was located. I smile as an idea pops into my head. Its not often anyone hits the gas mask I mean it gets u lit and all but your going to end up coughing like a bitch after and running for water.

Naruto: of course but I need to grab something just fill up the bong a bit and ill set you up.

He does as I ask and I run into my room to grab my wax and kief. I walked back out to living room to Choji helping him get the mask on.

Shika: wax and kief?

Naruto: you know it.

I start packing the bowl layering wax over the weed then sprinkling kief. I layer it twice and leave the top of it with just weed. I wonder if he'll be able to clear it.

Choji: Damn Naruto are you packing the weed or eating it, whats taking so long

Naruto: Fat fuck, im not on the same see-food diet as you.

Shika: temper temper Naruto.

Naruto: Shut up.. here

I hand the bowl over to Kiba who already has the mask on and what not

Choji: Take your last breath before you die.

Kiba lifts the mask inhales slowly through his mouth and out through his nose before signaling me a thumbs up. I tried to make it easy on him by using hemp wick instead of a normal lighter. No butane and what not but he still he ended up choking hacking coughing all in all that hit he did looked harsh as fuck on the lungs he milked til it was yellow and everything. BUT he cleared it and that takes fuckin stoner balls.

Naruto: You alright Kiba?

All he did was shake his head then it dawned on me humans needs water. I got him a glass of water he downed it pretty quickly after about 2 mins of hacking and wondering if he would live he spoke.

Kiba: Im soooooo high infact is there another word for it?

Shika: Ripped?

Kiba: Im so fucking ripped and my chest kinda hurts

We all chuckled.

Naruto: Thats the wax it'll go away after awhile.

*DING DONG*

Choji: PIZZA!

Kiba P.O.V.

God why don't restaurants have designated getting high boths for before you eat. Even cheap ass pizza like Little Ceasar's taste godly. Its like they sprinkled heaven on it. Before I knew it I was on my 8th piece and still hungry as a bitch. I look up to be met with amused eyes with smirks on their face.

Shika: Your giving Choji a run for his money

Naruto: Heck I think Choji already lost.

Kiba: Sorry haven't ate all day

Choji: *Grumbles* better be sorry I only had 6 pieces

Shika: Shut up you've had enough

I chuckled at Choji's pouting face honestly the big guy was hilarious by himself his mind is so simple not in a stupid just a fun way. After we ate we chilled in the living room playing Super Smash Bros brawl the so called game of champs.

Kiba: Do you guys really settle things over video games.

Naruto: yup infact I gotta wager for you.

Kiba: hmm and whats that?

Naruto: If I beat you 1 on 1 you gotta sleep in my bed tonight.

Kiba: Not happening I gotta be home by 10 or my mom will kill me an-

Naruto: and If you win hmm you gott-

Shika: your his bitch for 3 days you do whatever Kiba says whenever he says it

Naruto: WHAT NO I-

Luckily tomorrow I work with Kakkashi or maybe tomorrow Naruto works with Kakkashi.

Kiba: DEAL!

Naruto: WHAT? NO! I Never ... you know what fine. I aint losin

I must be really stupid I haven't played any super smash since the nintendo 64 version... I just didn't want to work tomorrow why do I have such a fat mouth...

Okay yea I know its been CENTURIES but I cant use macs I've currently went through 2 macs in less than 4 months I JUST WANT MY HP back im sorry but my updates will be slower because of the lack of technology I own but I hope to get one soon until then I hope yall enjoy.