Life of a Superstar 2: SmackDown VS. RAW, Pt. 2
Chapter 4: Torrie's Contract 2
JBL, Torrie Wilson, and his associate, Orlando Jordan, stepped into the ring. Torrie was hesitant the whole time.
"Thank you. Thank you. You people are too good to me. You know, I've accomplished a great deal in my career. I made a fortune in the stock market. I am one of the greatest WWE Champions in history. And damned if I ain't one of those humble sons of bitches to ever set foot in a SmackDown ring. But for all of my accomplishments, my absolute greatest was adding Torrie Wilson to my Administration. And nothing against you, Orlando, but you are my favorite acquisition, Torrie."
Chris came out, fresh from Stephanie in the hotel just several days before tonight.
"You know, JBL, with all of your bragging, looks to me you couldn't get yourself a woman without buying her contract."
"That's a damn lie! Women everywhere fall at my feet! I am a wealthy man! I am a captain of industry! I am a wrestling god!"
"A god, huh? If you're as great as you say you are, then how about match, you and me, for Torrie's contract?"
"A match? With you? You gotta be kidding me. You're not in my league, son. I'll tell you what I will do: You go backstage and get one of your boyfriends to team up with you and you can face my current Administration in a match later on tonight."
Chris went backstage and asked RVD to join him to face JBL's Administration, consisting of Orlando Jordan, his chief-of-staff and Danny and Doug of the Basham Brothers, his co-secretaries of defense. The match was a 2-on-3 handicap, which ended badly with the Administration destroying them both.
A week later, Torrie snuck into the locker room.
"Torrie, what are you doing here?" asked Cena.
"I don't have much time. JBL will know I've been gone before long, but I got great news: I convinced JBL to put my contract on the line at Vengeance, in a Ironman match."
"That's great," Chris said.
"But there are two catches: One, I had to agree that it would be a lifetime contract. if JBL wins, I'm his for the rest of my career."
"That won't happen," said Cena. "What's the second catch?"
"The Superstar who wants to sign the match for Vengeance has to beat Orlando Jordan in a match tonight."
"No problem. I'll wipe the floor with that goon. He can't see me."
"Whoa. What do you mean, "you'll" take on Orlando?"
"Just what I said. Got a problem with that?"
"Yeah, I do have a problem. I can take care of Orlando myself."
"Right on. It's cool. Tell you what. We'll solve your little problem the way I solve mine back in the day: in a parking lot."
Chris faced John in a parking lot. John Cena to me loves to solves his problems in a parking lot. Unfortunately, he underestimated Chris' power and was defeated. He later took on Orlando Jordan with JBL in his corner. He too underestimated Chris and fell.
Vengeance
Chris went to war with JBL for Torrie's contract at Vengeance. Stephanie McMahon was among the crowd to cheer him on. Chris got three points while JBL only had one. And with 6 more minutes and five points later, Chris was feeling good. He continued punishing JBL. Chris racked up a impressive 7 point lead before time was up and Chris won 7-4. Chris won Torrie's contract, even though the WWE championship wasn't on the line, it didn't matter. That title will come later as the investigation of Theodore Long continues.