Kick-Ass : Revenge of MF
Chapter 7 - The Big Bang
It had been a week or so since Mindy was bought into the hospital. She just lay on the bed motionless apart from breathing. She was attached to so many machines. One for he heart, one for her spine etc. He had been home twice in the last week to change and bring his stuff. Marcus had been in too see Mindy earlier. He sobbed and left her flowers. Dave fell asleep from time to time from exhaustion. He had had a dream about Mindy. Like the ones he had before when she was gone. However, these were more explicit. He dreamt of a future. Where he and Mindy had two kids. They had a big house in a quiet neighbourhood. Dave was a comic book writer and Mindy was a secret intelligence to the CIA. It sounds stupid, but it sounded like bliss to Dave at this time of heartache.
"I am...I'm going to be fucking Oracle," Mindy whimpers behind the bin. "This is all of Dave's fucking fault. That asshole had to come into my life and fucking take a massive crap all over it,"
"No need for such language," from out of thin air, what looks like Mindy's mother stands in front of her. Her hair is wet.
"M...um?"
"Mindy. You look so well,"
"But your dead,"
"So is your father. But...never mind,"
"Your here to tell me I won't walk too?"
"No. I'm here to tell you that Dave...Dave loves you," Mindy bursts out laughing.
"Fuck me. It was one kiss,"
"You love him," Mindy stops laughing momentarily and scratches the back of her neck.
"Uh...what? No. No," her mum places her hands on her hips.
"Mindy-"
"-do you hear that?" a loud thumping noise is heard. Then someone yells You will pay for doing this to me! it sounds like that Red Mist guy.
Chris takes a few steps in the training centre. He didn't think it would take a whole month and he would still be unable to walk. There goes his plan to kill Kick-Ass in a week. Eddie stands helping him up.
"I can handle it," Chris scrunches his eyes in pain. His legs wobble beneath him. A female trainer on the other side steadies him also.
"I doubt it," Eddie says gripping Chris arm tighter while keeping track of his feet.
"Not so tight," Chris moans. "Fuck off," Eddie lets go of Chris' arm. "And you!" he barks to the trainer. When they both let go, Chris tries to take another step forward and stumbles and falls flat on his face.
"You handled that well," Eddie mocks as he folds his arms.
"Don't just stand there! Help me up!" Chris shouts.
"This is going to be a long few months,"
8 months later
"Is he still there?" Chris speaks down a phone as he sits behind a desk in a pitch black room.
"He is,"
"Are the guys ready?"
"They are,"
"Right. I'm on my way," Chris slams the phone down and stands up. His legs are now fine and he's back to his motherfucker costume. However, he's added a few new parts. The cape is now completely black with red letters "MF" on the back. There are also small letters underneath that read "Keep the MILF's locked up...or else." Chris is now equipped with a bulletproof vest under his costume. He opens a drawer and gets out a handgun.
"Time for the fireworks," he says to himself with a grin.
Katie and Lindy (aka Night Bitch) sit outside Mindy's room baring coffee.
"He's always here," Lindy looks in and see's Dave staring at Mindy and holding her hand. "Does he go home?" she turns and looks at Katie. She shakes her head.
"If he does...it's very rare. He's hardly at school now,"
"His dad and mom died, didn't they?" Katie nods. "So what is it between the two of them?"
"I have no idea," Katie answers with a shrug. "I barely know Mindy myself,"
"She's badass," Lindy smiles. "She took it to Mother Russia,"
"Really?"
"Oh yeah. Kicked the shit out of her," both of them laugh.
"Right you lot," Chris stares down a load of men and women in casual attire wielding a variety of weapons. A young guy presumably in his early 20's has a handgun, however, this handgun shoots three bullets at one pull of the trigger. The man next to him who's bald is very broad. He's a former wrestler Eddie had paid a shit tonne for. He had large axe. The two next to him are twin women. They look young also. They both have samurai swords equipped. Eddie had called in a few favours to get the pair. They have trained for several years in a dojo in Japan. The five sat in the back of a truck driven by Eddie. Chris has his own weapon. A spiked ball connected to a long chain. "We're going to storm this shit hole and kill those twats. Just kill whoever you feel like it. But we must MUST kill Dave and his little crew of whores. Clear?" The four nod.
"We're here!" Eddie calls back as the truck is parked outside the hospital.
"Game on motherfuckers,"
Katie and Lindy are still chatting when an enormous amount of screaming comes flooding through the corridors. Doctors, nurses and patients fly past them running scared and going on about some people "killing". Lindy and Katie look at each other in confusion. They both knock hard on the door and storm into Mindy's room.
"Dave! Suit up!" Lindy calls. Dave turns round to them with a blank expression.
"Suit up?" he looks at them with the expression meaning what the fuck.
"There's shit going down," Katie explains closing the door behind them. "We need to be careful. We don't know what we're dealing with,"
"Good job I've been giving you those tips," Lindy nods to Katie who smiles. "You got a weapon?" Katie reveals a handgun she had tucked in at the back of her jeans. Lindy scurries over to the chair she'd occupied before where a bag lies. She rummages through it and pulls out two pistols. She chucks one over to Dave but he doesn't catch it and it clangs to the floor.
"You can't be fucking serious. After all that's happened," he roars. Both girls go quiet and bite their bottom lips. "Fuck off. Both of you," he looks back at Mindy and his mind casts back to the accident. Guns. Fucking guns. Lindy picks up the bag and her and Katie run out.
"Right. We need the nearest toilet," Lindy says. Katie looks on the wall and the sign points straight ahead. "There," the two run off in that direction.
The twins impale a couple simultaneously with their swords. Blood gushes everywhere, staining the pristine floor. Chris chuckles to himself as he casually walks over many corpses. Eddie looks pale. He holds his hands to his mouth as he takes in the sight.
"This...this is a bit much," Chris turns to him and glares.
"Pussy!" he shouts. "Now which way is it?" the group come to an intervention. Left or right. Police sirens can be heard outside. "Ahh..the cops," Chris says cheerfully. "Ralph," he motions to the young man with the handgun that shoots triple bullets. Ralph gets some sort of device out of his pocket. It has a large red button on it labelled "Fuck 'em all". Chris grins like a Cheshire cat when Ralph presses it. An ear piercing boom can be heard and the screaming picks up even higher.
"I didn't like that truck anyway," Eddie says sarcastically. Chris rolls his eyes.
"Yes! Right! It's right!" he says skipping down the right corridor.
Katie and Lindy leave the toilet suited up in costume. Night Bitch has modified her costume slightly. Her top is now a luscious pink with "NB" on her right breast. She has heavy eyeliner on. Katie is new to the superhero job. Night Bitch has been training her for a few months. Katie wears skin tight leather pants and an army jacket. She has her hair tied up into a ponytail and her eyes have been disguised with red contacts. However, she still hadn't thought of a name. The two were also wearing bullet proof vests, something they learnt after Mindy's accident. Safety was definitely needed.
Thanks for reading! The finale will be up very shortly! Please review! The LAST chapter will be uploaded tomorrow for new years day.