Omigod. MORE dares? This is awesome! Emi, gather the trolls.
Emi: SSShhhhh
Emi and the trolls are in the middle of watching Lion king. Nepeta is smearing chalk on Karkat's head, much like a video Emi saw on Youtube.
Emi: Do we have to?
Yes. Hurry up, we have a ton to get to.
Emi: Grrrr. Emi pauses the movie. The trolls moan.
Nepeta: But Emi, this is the best purrt!
Emi: Sorry, author's orders.
Hey! Don't blame me! I'm keeping us on schedule.
Dave: Hit me.
Emi: Okay! Emi punches Dave in the stomach, much to Dave's surprise.
Dave: No! Read the dares!
Emi: Wait for John. He's upstairs.
Rose: I heard he puked from rotten yogurt.
Emi: Eww!
No Sloppy makeouts for him.
Emi: Thank god.
Emi: Just start the first dare.
The first one is from Godtierjade:
Hehe, I love Truth or Dare fanfics! *sits back and watches the craziness unfold, sipping coca-cola and eating ice-cream*
Nepeta: *Hands a 1 kilo bag of catnip through her own portal* Hope it cheers you up!
Everyone: Go watch Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver. Hehe.
Nepeta: Ice cream? What's that?
Emi: Only the best and creamiest dessert ever.
Hey, what's that?
A portal opens up and drops a kilo of catnip onto Nepeta's lap.
Nepeta: Is this mine?
Emi: Yup.
Nepeta: Yea! Thank you!
Emi: You can smell or eat or whatever you do with that in front of the computer. It's Eridan time!
Eridan: Wwho said my name?
Emi: Watch the video.
The video plays for about two minutes. Eridan's smile grows larger every second.
Eridan: Someone made a vvideo about me?
Emi: Apparently your indifference about everything is attracting.
Eridan: Hear that Fef? I'm attracting!
Feferi: Oh glub.
Kanaya: Indifference? You Happened To Look Very Frightened While I Was Chasing You.
Eridan: Wwhatevver.
Emi: Hmm. Hey Eridan.
Eridan: Wwhat?
Emi: I dare you to answer questions only with the word whatever.
Eridan: You can't do that!
Emi: Oh? Emi takes out claws that Equius made her. Eridan shrivels.
Eridan: Wwhatever.
Emi: I thought so. Next dare.
This one is from Thatoneperson,
Nepeta- seven minutes in heaven with either gamzee or karkat author chooses ;3
Emi: I used to ship Gamnep.
Nepeta: What?
Gamzee: Oh. tHaT's NiCe.
John:* Returns* What's nice?
Emi: I used to ship Gamnep.
John: What made you change your mind?
Emi: I realized that the ship wasn't canon and Equius would have her head (no pun intended) if he saw his moirail dating a highblood.
Equius: I agree.
Emi: So, that leaves one choice. Nepeta and Karkat, to the closet!
I'll set the timer for seven minutes.
Karkat: I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL.
Emi: Get in the closet.
Nepeta squees a total fangirl screech and pulls Karkat away from the group. Karkat sighs.
Emi: They are adorable together.
Terezi: 4M 1 SM3LL1NG WH4T YOU 4R3 S331NG?
Emi: You'll see. You know Karkat isn't enjoying this at least a little.
The next dares are from immi-tan.
aww poor nep! now! kankri and cronus! act coupley for the next two chapters!
and, i want to see dirkjake versus davejohn: which ship is more supported by the trolls?
your narration idea is also really cool!
Kanaya: What Do You Mean Poor Nepeta? She Seems To Be Enjoying This.
Equius: Sadly.
Kankri: I d9n't think r9mantically c9urting Cr9nus is a f9rmidable idea.
Cronus: Awvwvw, c'mon Kankri! This wvill be fun.
Kankri: *sigh* Y9u l99k appealing t9day, my matesprit.
Cronus: You too buddy. Like the swveater.
Kankri: Please d9n't be triggered 6y my affecti9ns. It is highly embarrassing.
Cronus: You are the best matesprit evwer!
Kankri: *sigh*
Emi: Two more minutes for Nep and Karkat. Two chapters for Cronus and Kankri.
Kankri: It's actually 9ne m9re chapter for Cr9nus and I. T9 think, y9u g9t int9 algebra and can't subtract? What are these human sc99ls teaching y9u?
Emi: Kankri, I knew it was one more chapter. Putting the twos together just sounded better.
Cronus: Kisses!
Kankri: N9!
Emi: Let's move on. Davejohn vs. Dirkjake.
John: Dirkjake
Dave: What? Dude…
John: Daaaave, I am not a homosexual!
Dave: I still say Davejohn.
Rose: Davejohn
Jade: Dirkjake!
Emi: Dirkjake FTW!
Jane: Davejohn
Roxy: Dirky and jakey! Forebber!
Roxy: *Forever
Emi: Hold up! Karkat, Nepeta! Your seven minutes are up!
They walk out of the closet, Nepeta holding Karkat's hand. Karkat looks a bit happier than usual.
Emi: The dare is Davejohn or Dirkjake. Jake, will you move us along?
Jake: …
Jake: Davejohn
Dirk: *blushes* Dirkjake
Jake: Really, Dirk?
Dirk: Yea, I know it's pretty stupid but…
Jake leans over and kisses Dirk's cheek.
Dirk blushes madly.
Emi: Yes! Anyway, let's continue.
Aradia: 0_0 Davejohn
Karkat: PLEASE, DAVEJOHN. GET THAT FUCKASS OFF MY BACK.
Tavros: uhhh, dIRKjAKE
Sollux: ii gue22 ii'll 2ay diirkjake
Nepeta: Dirkjake! The purrfect ship!
Kanaya: Although I find Dirkjake Rather Fitting, I will Answer Davejohn.
Terezi: D1RKJ4K3! D4VE 1S M1N3!
Karkat: ….
Vriska: Same here! John doesn't belong to thaaaaaaaat impudent prick.
Dave: Hey!
Terezi: OH SN4P. YOU GO G1RL!
The sisters high five.
Equius: I'm rather indifferent but I'll pick Davejohn.
Gamzee: I'lL pIck DiRkJaKe AfTeR tHaT pReFoRmAnCe.
Dirk and Jake blush. It's pretty adorable.
Eridan: Wwhatever.
Feferi: Davejohn! Glub!
The other twelve trolls vote and Dirkjake wins by a landslide. Dave seems disappointed.
Emi: I knew Dirkjake was perfect. Now, let's do one more dare for tonight.
It's from 8th Dimension again.
Emi: I think that person loves us.
We are amazing.
Emi: Read.
Alright.
Lol XD. I dare Equius to sing the soft kitty song to Nepeta.
Emi: Purrfect dares.
Nepeta: Cat puns!
Equius: Well, I d0 have 0ne s0ng…((And yes, I wrote it))
My kitty, dear sweet kitty
Please don't be sad
I'm sure you'll make it through
Afterlife can be bad
Just snuggle up beside me
Curl your ears and smile
Karkitty, as you put it
Will be here in a little while.
Equius: I wr0te it while in the dreambubbles, when Nepeta missed y0u.
Karkat: THAT'S ACTUALLY, REALLY SWEET.
Emi: *wipes a tear* That was beautiful!
Nepeta: I remember that day. It was the day I fefetasploded. Equius met me while ARquius sprite was sleeping. It was the first time in a while we got to do something normal. Before….
Nepeta starts crying and hugs Equius.
Equius: It's okay…
Equius: We're safe now.