Shaw's village, Khost Province, nighttime

Everyone was sound asleep in their beds and bunks. Shaw checked his watch and continued sleeping.

"What a damn night this was." Elizabeth the lizard snored snuggling herself in Sikarov's arms.

There was someone who was not asleep. That person was in desert camouflage. The figure began throwing rocks at Shaw's wall. The Massa heard the rocks hitting against the wall and got out of his bed. He was in his boxers and undershirt. He got his clothes on quickly and got a flashlight. Robert went outside to investigate.

As he came out, he felt a foot hit him.

(Start song: Girl Trouble from From Russia With Love at :28)

He saw the camouflaged figure who kicked him. The person took off the mask and he saw it was a woman. She also threw off her ghillie suit.

(:52)

"What the hell are you, woman?!" Shaw demanded.

"Tanyush Spirova." The woman answered harshly.

(1:08)

Tanyush ran at the Massa and kicked him in the stomach. He got up and did two punches to her face, but none had any effect. The Russian did an elbow punch and kicked him again. He tried to break her arm, but she did a kick of her own, forcing him to let go and do a Shorin ryu punch.

(1:32)

Shaw got her in the face and tried to do a Shotokan attack on her chest, but she grabbed him and threw him down. She got on top of him and tried to bite his lips, but was kicked by both of his legs. Robert ran to his female adversary and did four punches from his karate skills. "Too bad you don't know karate like I do!" Shaw taunted. She smirked and elbowed him in the nose.

The Russian assassin sat on his torso and grabbed his neck to strangle him. "You can die fast, Massa, or die slowly, you're choice!" Tanyush was sure her objective would be completed.

(song end)

Hansford was sleeping with Molly and Saffron when she heard fighting noises outside. She wrapped her blanket around her body and grabbed her father's pistol, a Walther P99.

She found Tanyush tightening her squeeze on the Massa's neck. Desperate, Elizabeth aimed the P99 at the Russian and shot her 5 times. This caused her to release the Massa and Tanyush dropped dead.

After regaining his breath, Robert saw Elizabeth wrapped in a blanket. "Remembered my shooting training, didn''t I?" The waitress smiled.

"Good, now get back to bed." The colonel ordered.

Kabul prison camp, morning.

Mikhail got up to a cup of bedside vodka. He saw a Russian trooper worriedly running to him.

"Mr... Colonel Chuikov?" The trooper worried called.

"What the hell is it?"

The trooper reported, "Bad news, your mistress... Tanyush Spirova... The Massa killed her. She went into his village, and I saw her off and I didn't wanna go into the camp with her. She was trying to strangle him and... I heard the shot..." he cried.

Chuikov ran out to the entrance passing some of his comrades. He saw Tanyush with five bullets, dead. Mikhail screamed in rage. Menendez went out to him, "Comrade, what the hell is it?" he asked in Russian.

"Shaw killed my mistress." The blonde colonel told his manager and friend in Russian.

"It's war, son. People die in it."

"It's about to be war." The Russian gritted his teeth.

He walked to a phone and said while it was ringing, "I swear when I call him, he's gonna confess!" Chuikov picked it up and asked, "What the hell do you want?"

A seemingly male voice told him in a British accent, "This is Joseph Hansford, SAS, 2nd leftenent."

"What the hell are you doing on my prison phone, you limey bastard? Is Mr. Price with you?"

"I just want you call off your fighting with Afghans. Even the princes will pissed. A lover of yours dies, and you plan vendetta?!" The "male" told him.

"Da!"

"Joseph" reminded, "What would my daughter think when she hears how long I've been gone? Did you ever have someone you love?"

The blonde Russian told "him", "If only I could issue Sasha a medal. He was gay. I have a kid coming in soon from my wife."

"If I should see you, make me some caviar!"

"Really?" The Russian sat down but continued to hold his phone. "What size of caviar?"

"Uh, small size. Not so good with caviar anyway."

"I'm warning you, if you defend Shaw, I cut your balls off." Chuikov warned.

From the other end, it was Elizabeth using the phone. The waitress was using the phone while Sgt. Price was watching her. "Pardon my accent, but your an asshole!"

"That's a good swear tone he used to have, mate." Price told the girl.

"Tell you what, chyort face, you don't like the way I handle defeatists, you can come on down and smooch my ass!" Chuikov told "Joseph".

Hansford told the sergeant who knew her father, "I'm a little nervous, what if recognizes my voice?"

"You're doing great. Won't know."

"Thanks." Elizabeth continued impersonating her father. "Now, Chuikov, I would love to take you for a guided tour of my condominium complex back home in Japan."

Price got up worried, "Damn it!" he slapped her ass and she said to the phone, "On second thought, we don't have time to talk right now!"

She hung up and asked, "Why'd you kick me?"

"Where the hell's your brain?" He asked. "The Russian who massacred those retreaters would never believe Joey was living in your home much often."

"He had an apartment near the Tower Bridge whenever he had work under your boss." Hansford told him calmly.

The sergeant patted her shoulders and said, "I never liked his bullying manners. Now get cleaned up, lass."

The girls shower rooms were packed. Women were getting cleaned up before training. Miharu was showering nude with Mika, Melissa, Fuyumi and Sakiko. She spoke to Maya who was busy cleaning Janelle, Kinkade, Katie, Sonoko and Elza. "How was yesterday, Maya?" Fuyumi asked from her end.

"It was great, sleeping with kids." The drummer cheered.

Janelle gripped the drummer's breasts, "The Massa is a kind yet strict gentleman."

"I agree." Melissa giggled.

Elza sat down and caressed her red hair, "Make it more exciting?"

She took Kinkade in her arms and began suckling her breasts like a lollypop, "Better than running tracks, huh?" Kinkade smiled. The dark skin lowered down to her midriff while Janelle joined in by pressing herself on the runner's body. "What a soft look you've got, girl." Sonoko admired. Maya was lying on top of Katie and rubbing their bodies together. "You guys wanna do it?" Katie asked the girls on the other side.

Saki came in and shot a photo of the sports and drummer nude.

"Okay, we'll get it on." Melissa told the tennis girl.

The purplehead pulled Mika down. She got on top of the doll minor. "With the police of Afghanistan supporting the so called DRA, they won't find us here."

"I guess you're right." Mika giggled.

Sakiko giggled and began eating out Miharu. "Oooh, what a sensitive kid."

The swordskid began grope her mom's breasts. "Mmm, what fine tastes you've developed over our years together." Fuyumi laughed.

"Thanks, mom." Miharu giggled.

When Mika was satisfied, Melissa went to help satisfy Fuyumi. She gripped the kendo woman's legs and said, "If those legs were from another model's, I am James Cagney." Fuyumi laughed, "Did you hear that?" She called.

Elza raised herself with a breast jiggle and told the women on the other end, "You girls are just wild!"

"Thanks, Elza!" Melissa nodded while she continued her routine with Fuyumi, Sakiko and Miharu. Just then, Itabashi snapped a photo of Miharu and Melissa kissing on the floor of the shower, and Sakiko, Fuyumi and Mika in a sex circle.

(start song: The Escape from Armour of God)

Outside, Shaw was having a duel with Forbes. They were using bamboo swords. The major did not know that Shaw was good with Asian weapon styles. Shaw did some strikes that were blocked by the major's bamboo sword. Forbes tried to pierce, but the sword was hit away.

(:38)

Forbes ran to his fellow colonel with his bamboo sword above his head. He swung it down, but it soon turned into a weapon deadlock. They both gritted their teeth, trying to best the other. Shaw saw and opening and pushed the weapon off. The colonel next struck the major's shoulder.

(stop song at 1:15)

"You got hit, Forbes. You're dead." Shaw told the blonde major.

"Why do you treat the men like this?" Cabot was worried.

"Well, Elizabeth Hansford is not a very good soldier."

Forbes replied, "They're already as good as the Big Red One."

The massa threw his bamboo sword away and told the major who wanted to go get some tea, "Cabot, it's my job to get these people properly ready for battle. They risked their lives and given up their freedom."

"Good day." Cabot bowed at his friend from the waist then walked off.

Back in the shower room, Ariel was sharing a stall with Elizabeth Prochnow, Lezziar, Akiko and Sanaki. "Kind of reminds of waterfalls in Greece." The journalist giggled while jiggling her breasts under the shower head.

"If Russians get him, the massa will be easily killed quickly." Sanaki rubbed her lizard skin.

From the other end, Molly told them, "Let's hope the Russians don't remember this place too well."

"I think you're right." Haruna soaped herself.

"If we could send a plea letter to Gorbachev, maybe he'll spare Shaw's life." Helen suggested.

Hansford came into the shower, "Just spoke to some Russian named Chuikov."

"Did you get his full name?" Ariel asked.

"No. But I did show what my father usually said to people he didn't like." Elizabeth giggled.

Prochnow told the orangehead, "Try to identify him later."

"I will." Elizabeth Hansford gripped her own breasts, "In this country, I don't think wearing a bra would be a necessity."

Mulcahy called out, "I heard that, missy! So did the Massa!"

"Never mind the sergeant. He is a numbnuts himself." Haruna giggled.

"He finds out you ditched, he's liable to shoot you, Lizzie." Helen told the orangehead.

Elizabeth grabbed a washcloth and soaped herself, "Anyone can try and ditch training."

"Ms. Hansford, how many times did you piss off your father?" Sanaki was eager.

"I stopped counting when he died." She raised a leg.

Akiko told the women on the other end, "Things will be alright when those Soviets leave."

"Those Russians. Always cruel to the end." Lezziar gripped her cousin. This elicited a giggle from Prochnow.

As Itabashi turned to leave, she said, "Bye, ladies. I'm gonna get these photos to-" but was floored by Elza and Melissa.

"Why'd you take those photos for?" Elza flirted.

Saki hesitated then said "I am planning a photo album called the Naked Mujahideen Females, and you girls are the first in them."

"Well, how about we show how grateful we are by having fun with you?" Melissa giggled. She and Elza then began eating out the journalist.

"What a soft girl, Saki is." Haruna giggled from her shower stall.

At darkness, while everyone was preparing for tomorrow, a Mujahideen blonde heard girl laughter, "Oh well, I just go back to sleep."

It was Haruna. She was streaking around the village while laughing playfully. "Oh this is fun to do at night!" The teacher laughed.

Someone reported her streaking and a few minutes later, Haruna was stopped by a Mujahideen hoody who yelled while pointing his AK-47 at her, "Hands up! Don't move!" he yelled in Arabic.

Cabot, Mulcahy and Maraj ran to make a report. Forbes opened the door on Shaw who was doing pushups, "Excuse me, sir?"

"What is it?" Shaw asked.

"We.. caught a streaker." The major reported.

(comic scenes)

Mujahideen Specialty, The Clothes Reappliance Chamber. It was first used during the Korean War, when the North side used it on people punished for streaking. From Minmei Publishers' Modern Torture devices

(end comic scenes)

The hajis took the nude teacher to the Prison of Penitence, a brig for Mujahideen who break the laws of the village.

Haruna was brought before the Clothes Reappliance Chamber her hands tied by Mujahideen. "You little witch, you're gonna learn some manners. Untie her hands." The Irishman warned and the men did as ordered.

Maraj explained, "This is the Clothes Reappliance Chamber. It will force and keep your clothes on once in."

"Throw her in." Mulcahy ordered.

The hajis threw her in with some pajama pants and a pajama shirt and turned the chamber on. The clothes were quickly put on like magic. She tried to force them off, but the clothes stayed on. "What the heck are you keeping me in here for?!" Patricia begged.

"You can come back out of there at 6AM tomorrow, madam. Good night." Mulcahy told her then left.

Back at Kabul prison.

Chuikov punched his bag all through supper time using karate. He broke the bag after a few punches. The Russian was all mad at Shaw for killing mistress. Someone knocked and came in. It was his father (who resembled Jurgen Prochnow in Beverly Hills Cop II) Sahkalin. "Mickey boy. You've been at this all day. Why are you so mad at this Massa colonel?"

"He killed my mistress in this army we're in. Don't forget I'm a colonel." The blonde told his father.

Sahkalin reminded, "I am the commander of this camp and you are lower ranked. End of story. Be thankful, Menendez chooses not to send you to spill your own blood today. He only allows you to kill those who retreat like in WWII."

"In the words of Stalin, anyone caught deserting his post will be shot." The colonel smiled.

The Russian commander hugged his son and prepared to leave, "I got a hot case of vodka for you in the morning. Good night."

Back at the village...

Haruna tried to yank off the pajamas while in the still powered chamber. She nearly got a breast revealed but it slid back to covering it up automatically. Then, the teacher began to cry, "Why can't I be nude for the rest of the night, anyway?" Haruna cried like a baby then curled into a ball.

Just then an hour later, two soldiers came into the storage room where the chamber was located. "Haruna." The soldier asked.

"Yes?"

The cloths were taken off. It was Kuri and Yumiko. "Someone gave us these tools to get you outta here." Kuri gave the tools to unlike door through the window of the chamber.

"You know if they find out, they're liable to shoot you." The teacher warned.

Yumiko giggled. "They won't know. They're all asleep."

The teacher pried open the lock and came out. She said, "Thanks my students. Now to go back to my routine." Patricia threw off her pajamas until she was naked again.

She walked through the prison and looked around. With no one watching her, Haruna began to masturbate with soft moans. Just then, she heard footsteps. A guard came around and nearly looked in Haruna's direction but he was called, "Your bath is ready." in Pashto. The guard walked away.

Haruna ran out of the prison without being caught. She had her arms up laughing with joy. The teacher cheered, "Oh this is the best night I ever had in my teaching career!"

After reaching to 12 AM. Haruna came to Helen's bedroom which she was sharing. The brown haired teacher kissed Lambert and tucked in with her breasts uncovered.