Adoption is being discontinued.

Eh…Sorry. But…I got a few bad reviews…And while this usually wouldn't bother me, I realized…They had a point.

This just isn't good enough to live up to my high expectations. This is the fourth story I've discontinued…Again, I'm sorry, A lot of people liked this one, but, to tell the truth…I really just don't know what would happen next. *shrugs* Sorry, again.

*bows*

Here is something to make it up to you:

"Big brother!" Al exclaimed, giving Ed a big, huge hug. "I missed you!"

"I missed you too!" said Ed, hugging Al back. Now the Elric bros. are together again.

Ed is hot.

Imagine Ed's hotness.

Here's a picture to help: http: / / notashrimp dot com / wallpaper_files / bed3 dot jpg

Okay.

Now.

Ms. Cobbold was walking down the street. Envy turned into a pigeon and crapped on her head repeatedly. She is allergic to pigeon crap, so she started hyperventilating.

Her eyes rolled to the back of her head and stared at her extremely tiny brain. Her teeth all fell out and got lodged in her throat.

There was much spontaneous combustion and tap dancing.

Three hours later, all that was left was a small puddle of gross-smelling liquid.

The End.