Chibi: Okay, off track again, just had to write this before I forgot about it…
WARNING: This chapter may be: perverted, stupid, and gross. If you feel that you won't be able to handle it, please don't read it. BTW, if you like apple pie, don't read this. Well, I still eat it…but don't blame me…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Neji felt ringing in his ears. One certain flashback repeated itself OVER and OVER in his head.
Neji was walking past Ichiraku's when he heard Kiba and Naruto cracking up about something. He, of course, had no idea, so he walked up to the dobe and crazy mutt, and asked…
"Hn. What's so funny?"
"Oh…Neji…" Kiba didn't seem too happy to see him. "Nothing. You don't want to know. Trust me."
"Now I do want to know. Tell me." Neji glared at the mutt.
"Fine! Fine! But don't say we didn't warn you!" Naruto broke into laughter. "Okay, okay…so…these guys were at this camp right?"
"…Right…"
"And…okay, so one kid walks up to his counselor, and was like…what's a vagina feel like?" Naruto began laughing so hard, he couldn't finish.
"So the counselor is like, warm apple pie ..." Kiba snickered, and the two ran off, leaving a very sick to his stomach Neji.
Neji felt like he was going to throw up, and Naruto and Kiba had told him that months ago.
"Neji-nii-san... we're having apple pie tonight…would you like vanilla ice cream with yours?" Hinata timidly asked.
Neji gave Hina a strange look, before bolting out of his room, to the nearest bathroom and promptly vomiting into the toilet.
Neji wondered if he was the shade of green yet. Then Tenten approached him. "Hey Neji!"
Neji smirked at his girlfriend, and took her into a gentle kiss, that deepened every moment. His hands had made it to her kunai pouch, and he felt a small circular tube. He pulled it out, wondering what it was. It was her lip gloss. He read the label, and broke away. "Were you wearing this…." He asked, somewhat alarmed.
"Yep." Tenten wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, and nodded. She watched Neji throw the container back to her and run in the direction of the Hyuuga Compound. "Hm…maybe he doesn't like apple spice lip gloss?" Tenten wondered aloud.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Chibi: I know. Poor Neji. Or. Ewww! How the hell could someone come up with that? Go ask my friends, they told me….sorry I just had to write this. No flames, only because I know you're dying to leave one….SORRY!! Okay…don't worry, I still eat apple pie; just don't let it bother you…yeah…so…next word, Fortune cookie. BTW there's probably not going to be anymore perverted ones…