Insanity

Sam appears out of nowhere

"You didn't just come back …"

"I did"

"I HATE YOU!" (screamed)

"But I love you"

"That changes nothing."

Pause "That changes everything" (hurt)

"How could three words change all things now!"

"How could 'I' 'Love' and 'You' not spark an emotional response"

"Why does that matter so much to you?"

"Because I LOVE YOU!"

"Again with the love."

(Staring him down) "Are you even human?"

"Not anymore"

"…"

"…"

(shocked) "Danny?"

(unmoved) "What"

"You've been gone a long time"

"…"

"It's like I don't know you anymore"

"I'm not the same person I was a long time ago"

"Yeah and you didn't always have stupid flaming hair either."

"Hey… don't diss my hair, I had to torture Ember a long time to learn how to do this."

"You tortured Ember!" (shocked)

"um. Yeah… that's what I do for a living…"

"So you didn't become an astronaut?"

"No. But I have kicked people into becoming astronauts"

"Really! You've motivated people that much!"

"If you mean by motivated that they have been maimed into orbit then yes."

(Appalled) "What about your other dreams!"

"The world went with them"

"Your family?"

"Dead"

"Your friends?"

"Dead"

Your humanity?"

"Destroyed. I have pictures… wanna see sometime?"

"Why did you do this?"

"Oh you mean destroy the world? It's sort of a hobby I have, the military and I have been fighting it out from way back"

"I mean why have you done this to yourself"

"I was weak"

"No you weren't"

"With emotion I was dragged down, and it stung until I couldn't take it anymore"

"Oh come on, I know you aren't really like this."

"Yes I am"

"I mean you can do so many other things other then kill people"

"You think I'm that flat, I have other hobbies"

"Whew, like what?"

"Photography"

"… Why is that not reassuring"

(evil grin)

"How can you be so heartless"

"I ripped out my humanity. Hello?"

"You are different! I know it!"

"OH will you shut up before I—"

"Before you what. Kill me?"

"Yeah I was just about to say that how did you know"

"You also would not do that to me"

"Just to let you know, I'm in the Guinness book of world records for mass murderers"

"But you can't kill me"

"And why not human?"

"Because you love me"

"Do not."

"And you are in denial"

"Will you shut up already!"

"You need to learn the truth"

"Stop haunting me!"

"I have been assigned to bring you redemption"

"Get away! I don't want any!"

"I know your heart is pure."

(laugh)

"And that your soul can ascend to heaven"

(laughs harder)

"And that upon your blessed judgment you can receive angel hood"

(rolling on floor laughing)

"Hey are you even listening to me!"

"HAHAHAHAHAH! Dangit you are entertaining figment of my imagination!"

"I am not a figment of your imagination!"

"Yes you are"

"I am here to bring you a chance of redemption! Do not slide aside my holy journey"

"Figment! HAHA oh no wait that isn't as good as it's cracked up to be"

"Why!"

"Because that means I can't kill you!"

"UGH!"

She flies away

"Whew glad she's gone, now I don't seem so insane talking to myself—" he turns around to fly off

Valerie is standing behind him

"Some how I think the fruit loop has rubbed off on you more then you'd like to admit"

(eye twitch) "You are now at the top of my hit list. Congratulations"

They open fire on each other

A/N: Heh hehe, i was totally bored when i threw this together. Review please!