Hub Fortress 2- Ponies vs Pets
Pony Version
A cupcake with bright pink frosting is sitting in a refrigerator right next to tow bottles of Sweet Apple Acres Cider.
MEET THE CUPCAKE!
Big Mac can be heard groaning outside the fridge.
"Yeah, there he is!" came Vinnie's voice.
"Hey you! Stop! Freeze! Don't move!" came Pepper's voice, "He's getting away! Do not let him get to the re-"
The door opens and Big Mac grabs the cupcake and closes the door.
"D-don't do it, pal!" Vinnie stammered.
"Do. Not. Do it!" Pepper shouted.
"Om nom nom nom..."
"Do not do it! Do not even think about doing it! Do not even think about not doing it!" Pepper shouted, almost pleading in her tone.
"What was that, cupcake? Go for their tails? Eeyup!"
"Oohhhhhhh, boy..." Pepper said.
Vinnie begins the stutter nervously, "H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... OH GOSH!"
"Hey! Famer guy! You are writing checks your flank ain't gonna be able to cash! Are you hearing me? Your backside will be escorted from this bank! Which is a kitchen. . .but it's still a bank. . . Whatever it is, you will find this humiliating!" Pepper ranted.
Big Mac chuckles deeply as his loud footsteps are heard gathering speed.
Vinnie gasped, "OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GO-"
Several loud thuds are heard, a cider bottle falls over, and the refrigerator door opens slightly.
"My tail! H-he ripped off my tail!"
More thuds are heard.
"Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..." Pepper moaned.
"H-He's like a bear! He's like a big shaved bear that hates people!" Vinnie shouted in terror.
"You call that knocking me out? I'm not unconscious!" Pepper challenged.
WHAM!
"Now I am begging you to knock me out! Please please please, knock me out!" Pepper moaned.
"Gimme back my tail! Hey! Hey! Don't hit me with it!" Vinnie shouted.
SMACK!
"Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain!" Vinnie rattled out between smacks.
"Ha-ha! He might be afraid, but I'm not afraid of you! Pain doesn't hurt! I'm a comedian! I've taken worse in countless slapstick routines!"
WHAM!
"I stand corrected! Arrrrggghhgh!"
"I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!" Vinnie moaned
A thud and a loud squirt is heart.
Pepper is heard laughing defiantly and said, "You call that squeezing my tail dry? You Pony team ladies wouldn't know how to squeeze a tail if-"
A loud squirt and splat is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor now covered with green and pink liquid and another one of the bottles of cider falls over
"AUGHHH! MY TAIL!" Pepper screamed.
"Her tail's already empty! Her tail's already emptyyyyyyyy!" Vinnie sobbed.
"I have a rubber chicken full of coins in underneath my bed in Littlest Pet Shop! I will let you have all of my money if you stop!" Pepper pleaded.
BAM!
Vinnie is heard screaming like a girl at the top of his lungs while Pepper shouts as well.
HUB!
FOR-!
-TRESS!
2!
PONIES VS PETS!
Big Mac sits on the top of a building in Downtown City. He watches as the ponies dominate the pets while eating the large cupcake.