Author Notes:
This chapter was especially hard to write due to reasons below: (and for that reason it too me 2 weeks to do this.)
1. My Other Fanfiction Project (Visit my profile if you want to find out.)
2. The Pains of Anime References (Trust me...it's much easier without them sometimes...but heck I still like it.)
3. RL Issues...(After I finished the chapter 2 for my other story, I forgot that I had quizzes, projects, ans such Y_Y Man...so much to do...so little time...and I failed my Filipino Final Exam – so much for being nationalistic. But heck I loved my Math, English, and Computer Exams. Lol)
4. Konata. (I really didn't thought of where she will go to...but I got an idea. After around 2 weeks!)
Caution:
Do not read this unless you watched the whole series of Lucky Star (anime). This is not manga-based,
Disclaimer:
All rights reserved to Lucky Star and its authors. Any references belong to their respective owners. Buy the anime if you can! If Kyoto Animation will get enough profit, they'll bring back the show. Volume 8 is coming...so...I might delay this series to give way to that. If Konata graduates that is.
"Hey Kagamin!" Konata waved at Kagami. She and Tsukasa had been quite busy in their reviewing for the anticipated entrance exams 2 days from now. It has been a rough day for them as Kagami and Tsukasa had been reviewing very much for the entrance exams. Although normally Tsukasa is sometimes too lazy to study, it has been possible through the help of Kagami.
"So Konata...you know...for your sake...please review, will you?" Kagamin almost begged.
"Why the long face, Kagamin? So...are you going to the college I'm entering?" Konata said as she signals some hand gestures to Tsukasa.
"Uh...NO! NO! NOT AT ALL! What are you thinking, Konata?" Kagamin said.
"Well...I guess I need to review..." Konata groaned. "At least my dad's been a help in letting him choose my course."
"So your dad chose that course for you? Figures."
Opening Theme: Mottoeke! Sailor Fuku
Episode 7
Motivation to Move On
(Also called The Last Days V)
"Man...so the exams are tomorrow eh? I really want to go with Miyuki to the same college...I just hope...what I hope would happen." Konata said as she starts on reviewing almost in vain.
Nothing better than a scene at school, where in it seemed pretty normal for Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki to band together in a group before staring classes.
"So Konata...when will you be taking your college entrance exams? That's if you have plans..." Kagami asked Konata.
"Uhh...I think next week?" Konata simply said.
"And I guess you're not reviewing...at all..." Kagami said.
"I just got splendid news!" Kou declared during the meeting at the Animation Research Club. Meetings in the Animation Reseach Club are quite as unique as Haruhi telling her subordinates her wicked plans. A few anime merchandise here and there make up for a clubroom in school.
"What?" Patricia asked.
"Well...we now have our international theme song." Kou smiled as she plays the song, which was in English.
"Hey...isn't that...?"
"Yes, it is, Patty. It's a re-edit of the song used in your cheerleading. You do know I made the song as a whole, right?"
"Oh yeah...so 'I look super cute like those girls in anime.' HAHA!"
"And what happens if you happen to be one, eh, Patricia?"
"Are you kidding, it'll be a dream come true!"
"More like a nightmare." Hiyori sneaked in the conversation (which was supposed to be a meeting.)
"Why? Hiyori? Is it because of you sketching Minami and Yutaka in your yuri mangas? " Kou asked Hiyori, much to her dismay. "Don't worry...it'll stay a secret to them."
"Like it's a secret anymore, expecially since that New Year's Special." Patricia said.
"Anyway, let's move on. Konata told me that she needs a favor done..."
"Favor?" Hiyori's curiosity abounded.
"More like a mission. She said she'd let us borrow most of her manga if she let us do this thing for him...I mean her."
"So what is it?" Patricia asked.
"So, Sis? When are you telling him?"
"No! We can't Tsukasa. She'll just blabber it out too much. Think of it as a surprise."
Kagami was talking to Tsukasa as the two walked home. Konata was, in fact, in the cosplay part-time job, while Miyuki is a kinda busy reviewing for her exams.
"Konata!"
"Oh Patty!"
"So...how's the investigation on-going?"
"Mission Complete!"
"So I see. Let's go back to work shall we?"
These were the voices echoing in the back of the cosplay cafe (which if you recall was improved upon.) What the heck is Konata up to?
Kagami is seen in her room, which is actually pretty neat compared to Konata's which is usually full of manga of which makes you wonder if what happened if they didn't buy any manga for a year, apparently reviewing for the entrance exams coming out.
Man..that Konata...always worrying me...I guess I better check on him. – Kagami.
Kagami took the landline phone and called for Konata. Without a doubt, Konata answered the phone.
"Hey, Kagami."
"Hey, Konata! So when are you reviewing for your exams eh?"
"Didn't you noticed I was reviewing yesterday. Kagamin? After my time in the cosplay, I started reviewing..."
"Wow! I wonder what made you start reviewing huh?"
"I waited for my dad to give me his offer. He said if I can get to that A class University I said to you that I'd attend to, I'd get that PS3 and Wii I'd been itching for a while."
"Woah! A PS3 and a Wii? Is your dad that rich?"
"He probably was preparing for this...or something similar...besides...It's nice to have Miyuki with me, right?"
"Yeah...but you two only? And besides, the university where you're going seems tough."
"Don't worry! Kagamin...you know I'm the expert at pulling of a stunt like that."
And you call that a stunt. I wonder how many of those stunts can you do in college? - Kagami.
"So, Konata. Who's helping you review? Miyuki?"
"Well, I was gonna say that we'll meet together with Miyuki, Ayano, and Misao to do some group review."
"That's a great idea. I'm finally gonna get to see a reviewing Konata. Make sure you're REVIEWING! Let's meet each other at your house tomorrow eh?"
"Sure."
Tommorrow passed by in the blink of an eye (well in this story it's not an exaggeration is it?) We find Konata and Miyuki at the front of Kagami's house, which is as normal as it can ever be. It's their day off, so they went to Kagami's house first thing in the morning.
"Oh Konata, come in!" Kagami's voice seemed a little lighter as she let Konata and Miyuki come in to her room, where they would initiate the cramming...I mean the reviewing for the exams.
"Oh, Chibi! So...care to review with us?" Misao's words echoed in a Kansai accent.
"That's what I came here for aren't I?" Konata smiled.
Wow...So, Izumi started reviewing huh? I just hope it's for real. - Ayano.
"So where's the sleepyhead?" Konata asked, referring to Tsukasa.
"Oh...sleeping her head out 'till afternoon." Kagami said bluntly.
"Wow, Kagami," Konata commented. "I didn't know you're that terrible to your sister, saying things like that."
"SHUT UP, WILL YOU?"
"You know...that line would be great to wake Tsukasa up." Konata further commented.
Oh, Konata. - Miyuki.
"So...are we reviewing for the exams or having an ego contest?" Misao said boldly as ever.
"Eh...Konata, you still need to get that high grade in your Entrance Exam right?" Miyuki said to end Konata's offensive verbal maneuver.
"Oh yeah..." Konata said as she silently chanted, "PS3...PS3..."
"So...when solving for x...the denominator in this problem cannot be 0 because any number divided by 0 is undefined." Kagami explained the problem.
"But...isn't 0 divided by 0 0?" Konata asked. "Hey, Miyuki...is 0 dividing by 0 possible?"
"Well...the definition of division is what number when multiplied by the divisor becomes the dividend." Miyuki noted. "Just as 3 x 2 = 6, 6 / 2 = 3. But when 0 is divided by 0...it is asking what number when divided by 0 is 0...but we all know that any number divided by 0 is 0. Therefore it cannot have a definite answer."
"That's our Miwiki-san!" Konata said. "Maybe if I can-"
"Don't even think about it..." Kagami said pessimistically.
"Umm...sin 90? What the heck is that?" Konata asked.
"Geez, Konata. It's simple trigonometry!" Kagami replied.
"Oh...so sin 90 is 90 times sin? I didn't knew 'sin' could be computed." Konata further commented.
"Geez, when will you ever learn."
"Joking! Anyways...so if sine squared of zero plus cosine squared of zero is one...how the heck does it make sense."
"Actually Konata, it's theta."
"Theta huh?"
"Theta...it just looks like a zero, but with a line slicing the zero in half."
"Oh thanks Miyuki. Unlike that girl over there who always react violently when I ask..."
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S HAVING PROBLEMS IN YOUR STUDIES!"
This was it.
It was the day of the Exams.
It was at a little bright morning as Miyuki and Konata stumble upon Kyoto University.
"It's nice in here. A bit cold sometimes." Konata commented. "If only somehow I can bring my stuff to this university when I graduate."
After a little while after they went on their way to the university, 2 people had been spying on them for a while and finding the perfect opportunity to enter without Konata and Miyuki noticing.
"Sis, let's go!"
"Sure, Tsukasa."
"Why are we doing this again?"
"Just...do it!'
Kagami and Tsukasa silently entered the university, avoiding Konata and Miyuki, who were walking through the main aisle into the room where the Entrance Exams would commence.
For some reason all 4 got the same schedule for the entrance exams.
And at the same room too.
"Uh-oh...Well...I guess I'll just have to keep a low-profile then." Kagami said, looking at the assigned list of people in the Entrance Exam rooms.
Making the supposedly long story short, nothing interesting happened. Only the sound of pencils writing on the computerized exam can be heard. Shade here...shade there...
That is...until the end of the exams.
Konata answered the exams like it was nothing, almost finishing as soon as Miyuki. Spying Kagami and Tsukasa in a corner, who were both trying their hardest to excel – or in other terms pass – the entrance exam with high marks, she moved on and waited for Tsukasa, and Kagami, insisting Miyuki to stay for a while. It wasn't long until the exam was finished.
"GASP! K-K-K-Konata!" Kagami blushed for a while, as Konata spotted Kagami leaving the room. "Don't tell me..."
"Heh...I knew you and Tsukasa were applying for this university!" Konata winked. "Patricia told me all about it. Well...I was about to tell Patricia to drag you two off to Kyoto University, but I guess there's no need for it now is there?"
"WHY YOU...!" Kagami activated her angry rage mode.
"So, Tsukasa, how was the exam?" Konata asked, ignoring Kagami.
"Well, it wasn't that bad." Tsukasa said. "At least I answered enough questions. How about you Yuki-chan?"
"Why ask her?" Konata commented. "I'm pretty sure she got most of the answers there right eh?"
"No doubt about it." Kagami commented further. "I'm very sure you'll be the pride of our school!"
"Even your breasts and kawaii [cute] look will make you the moe queen of our school!" Konata said.
Miyuki could only melt away in embarrasment.
It was around one week after the exams. Konata was busy playing the Promise of Haruhi Suzumiya in her usually cooped-up room when she realized something:
"I guess it's time to get the results. I wonder if Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki had already prepared to go there."
Konata set about to explore the forbidden jungles outside her room – too much exaggeration for her.
"Hey Yui-naesan!"
"How's it going there? Did your results come up?"
"It was supposed to be today, anyway."
"Great. I'll drive you there!"
"Oh no! No!" Konata tried to talk her way out of the monster that is Yui Narumi. "I'll be just going with Kagami and the others. Besides, don't you want to escort Yutaka to school? I'm coming with my dad anyway to the University, so it's fine."
"Okay! You got it!" Yui said as she ends up dragging the clueless Yutaka to school. Poor Yutaka.
"YAY! We all passed!" Konata smiled. "Isn't it great?"
It was the scene after seeing the results in the Entrance Exams in the university. They were commuting by train.
"I guess we'll be seeing more of Konata at Kyoto University eh?" Kagami sighed for a bit, but continued. "Well, but then again, that's the reason I applied there, right?"
"That's sweet of you Kagaminnnn..." Konata said, almost crying in front of her.
"HEY DON'T BE TOO EMOTIONAL!" Kagami said, almost running away from her.
Lucky Channel!
-Lucky Channel's song plays in the background-
"Hiya Luckies! Today is...uhh...our 7th episode of the anticipated LUCKY STAR SEASON 2! I'm your favorite navigator Akira Kogami!"
"And I'm your assistant, Minoru Shiraishi!"
"As you can see, we're almost to the peak of this series. With Konata and the others nearing graduation, I'm sure you're all worried that they won't be aired anymore! No worries, I had word from the author that we'll be seeing some of the original 4 even after graduation. Isn't that great, Akira?"
"Wait...huh?"
"A...Akira?"
Oh no! Here we go again. - Minoru.
"THAT AUTHOR! I WANNA PUT HIS FACE TO THE SAND WHEN I SEE THAT FIEND!" Akira's eyes were fiery, and she was about to deliver ap painful blow to Akira.
"A-Author! HELP!"
"Stop!" ronelm2000's voice echoed through the air.
Following ronelm2000's instructions involuntarily, Akira stopped the impending attack.
"Now...put your hands where I can see them!"
Akira did that too.
"Now let's see...Kiss Minoru!"
"Wait...wait! Author!" Minoru said, surprised at the order given by ronelm2000.
"Ah! What's hapenning to me!" Akira said as she begins to move involuntarily.
"You see, while you're asleep I already put an Ars Magna on the entire studio. So anything I say goes now."
"A-A-Ars Magna! I need to talk to Konata quick!" Minoru reached for her cellphone.
"Sure...you can talk to her." ronelm2000 as the cellphone starts floating in air and Konata's number appeared on the cellphone.
"Eh...Konata?"
"Oh hey, Sebastian! What's up?"
"Uh...what's an Ars Magna?"
"Well...It's in this anime where science and religion are very advanced and there's this girl named Index."
"Yeah, yeah...so what's an Ars Magna."
"Well...I heard that if you come across an area with an Ars Magna...anything that the one who created it will happen inside it. Wait? Are you telling me there's a real one?"
"Y-"
The line was cut off before he could say it.
"Now end this show like nothing ever happened. Both of you. Hmph." ronelm2000's words struck Minoru, causing him to speak involuntarily.
-Lucky Channel's exit song starts playing in the background-
"Eh...so that's that. We would really like to spend more time, but sad to say, we have limited time. So until then."
"BYE -NII!" Akira and Minoru shouted out with a little tone of help.
-Lucky Channel's cardboard falls on the screen-
"It's your fault, Akira. You know, this wouldn't have happened if you weren't too harsh on our Author. He's a human being too you know."
"So what makes us? His puppets?"
"Well, he created us...so I guess..."
"HELL! I don't want that excuse from you, you dog."
"You're calling me a dog?"
"Yes I am you son of a b-"
Ending Credits:
-Remember that you can request any song by telling me the name of the song in the Ending Credits and PM ing me the song you would like Konata, Kagami, Miyuki, or Tsukasa to sing.-
"Nice song...I guess..." Kagami said.
"Yeah it is..." Konata said in a low voice.
"So...Is it time already?" Miyuki said.
"I guess so..." Konata replied.
Suddenly, Sebastian (Minoru) came in from the door leading to the girls.
"You have an extension of 2 hours, courtesy of your **cough** new guests."
"New Guests?" Konata asked.
"Well...there's these girls..." Minoru said, revealing the door to display Yutaka, Minami, Hiyori, Ayano, Misao, and Kou.
"Oh hey!" Konata greeted casually. "Thanks for the extension by the way."
"Well, we only extended it so that we could join in."
"It'll be nice for you to join us."
"The more the merrier!" Konata declared.
"Ok...since you're all talking over there...I'll just sneak in a song in here." Kou quickly entered numbers in the song selection.
"You didn't even looked at the karaoke song catalog!" Konata smiled.
"I've been doing this...for some time anyway, so I remember my favorite songs." Kou explained.
"So what song is that?" Tsukasa asked.
"Probably another anime song..." Kagami silently deduced with pessimism.
"Yay for Anime Songs, right Kou-chan-sempai?" Hiyori said.
"Well, any song will do," Yutaka finally said. "right Minami?"
"I guess so." Minami said in an almost silent tone.
"Oh c'mon...Let's get this started already! Push the damn button!" Misao said in her Kansai accent.
Oh Misao, crude as always. - Ayano.
The song starts playing, and an awefully familiar song plays in the background.
"Gotta love eggs!" Kou blabbered out.
"Haha! I like mine with sausage!" Konata replied back.
"Anyway...why don't you show your singing power, Hiyori?" Konata passed the mic to her, much to her dismay.
"Well uhh...I don't sing that much." Hiyori blushed for a second.
"You can do it, Hiyori!" Yutaka cheered.
"Well...uh...okay."
Hoppu suteppu janpu
Doru doro dorun
Chippu shiroppu hoiippu
Ippai aru mon
Hoppu suteppu janpu
Doru doro dorun
Chippu shiroppu hoiippu
Naritai atashi
"GASP! Such a great voice Hiyorin!" Konata winked. "Go for it girl!"
"Wow, she can be really good." Kagami admitted.
Kuuru de tsuyokute kakkoii iketeru to iwarete ite mo
Honto wa sonna de mo nai shi futsuu ni onna no ko da mon
Puresshaa nanka hanenokete sunao ni naritai n dakedo na
Kyara ja nai to ka iwaretatte atashi no kokoro anrokku!
"I'm not going to comment on that song." Konata said. "It's too cute! Just like my favorite-"
"Stop talking and let Hiyori sing!" Kagami shouted in-front of Konata, causing her to do the Spinda dance.
Naritai you ni nareba ii ja n shugo kyara ga tsuiteru yo
Yaritai you ni yareba ii ja n zenzen okkee da shi
Naritai you ni nareba ii ja n hitotsu dake ja tsumannai
Yaritai you ni yareba ii ja n nandatte dekiru yo
-Is cut off due to Credits Time Limit.-