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Roy tossed an egg up in the air casually.

"Where did you get that?" Fox asked,

"I stole this and another one the last time we stopped." Roy said, missing it and the egg smashed on the ground,

Fox grabbed the pack with the other egg in it.

"Throw it away," Mewtwo said, "What if they catch us with it?"

"What if they catch us with out it?" Fox replied,

"What if they catch us with it?" Mewtwo asked, getting angry.

"What if they catch us with out it?" Fox replied, getting angry.

"What if they catch us with it?"

"What if they catch us with out it?"

What if they catch us with it?"

"What if they catch us with out it?"

"What if they catch us with it?"

"What if they catch us with out it?"

Then they went to bed.

"No, then you went to bed!" Peach said.

Link went outside.

Link wandered in circles until he heard a thump, then another.

Samus awoke; she stared at Daisy's jacket hanging from the tent ceiling.

"Nuts…" she whispered.

"You nuts!" Peach said, awake, and awaking everyone else.

"Shut up," Samus said, attempting to get out of her sleeping bag, but ended up getting tangled in the string that tightens it close, tightening it close and rolled over Marth and Ike, trying to escape her cozy prison.

Link stared at the shaking tent and the light inside went on.

Fox turned it off when the silhouette of a T. Rex head loomed on the tent doors.

It's head pushed inside, it sniffed the jacket as they stood still.

Then they ran out. The rex thrashed around; throwing the tent off as another T. rex emerged behind it and was even bigger.

"That's the bull T. Rex!" exclaimed Game and Watch said, running.

"No, scientists believe that the female was bigger, this is usually for protecting infants and if the said species' larger sex usually hunts." Ness explained, running beside him.

"Stay up! Move! Move! Run!" Link yelled at them, "Wait… I hate dyslexia so much…"


Ganondorf, in a separate place, shot at the male rex, which was drinking from a pond.

Nothing happened, he checked to find nothing inside, "Stupid Ike!" he opened a suitcase and loaded his silver air rifle with tranquilizer darts and shot the dinosaur; it ran off into a tree and fell over unconscious.


Running in-between two cliffs with no way around, they were being chased by the female rex.

Most of the Smashers ran through a waterfall to the left of them, leading into a cove the size of a room.

The Tyrannosaur tried getting in behind the waterfall, but couldn't get past its shoulders.

The Smashers couldn't help but chuckle a little when it tried grabbing them with its comically tiny arms.

It licked at them, inches away.

Wario pushed his way to the back of the crowd, then dug at the dirt wall, a chunk fell out, along with a huge snake, falling around his neck, he pushed his way back screaming the other way.

"Don't go! It's just one of my anaconda black mamba hybrids! Meaning the world's largest snake combined with the world's most poisonous snake!" Pit yelled quickly, trying to calm him down, but the rex ate him.

The rex left and Link ran in, "Who died?"

"Wario…" Kirby said,

"Oh… that was close."


The other Smashers not knowing they had lost the rex, ran into a field of long grass almost at shoulder height.

The lightening spider webbed off in the black sky as they dashed through the field and thunder shook the ground.

Slowing down they marched on, shining their lights ahead at the distant trees.

"Don't go into the long grass!... Not into the long grass!" the Smoo barked after them while running into the field, but no one was around to translate.

A couple of reptilian heads emerged from the grass to their right. Unknowingly.

silent trails formed in the grass and were making their way to the crowd.

Game and Watch was pulled down into the grass, a tail whipped upward.

A moment later the same thing happened to Donkey Kong.

The Ice Climbers were yanked down and two tails shot up. The others ran back the way they came.

Daisy safley put her candybar at hand into her backpack, pushing Pikachu and Diddy Kong out of the way, "You'll never get my candy bars alive!"

The Princess turned behind her to see a large raptor lunge out of the grass straight at her.

Shining her floodlight on it, she grabbed the bar and threw it at Pikachu, "Do something usefull and completely important for once in you're lowly life and save the candy bar! This is a sacred privil-"

But even her fast talking was cut off as it landed on her and ate her ect.


A minute later the others ran into the field, stopping halfway through.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!" Fox called,

"What is it?" Meta Knight asked,

I think this is the that one creepy pooch's bag…" Fox said, picking it up.

"Where's the Ice Climbers, the monkeys, that liquid crystal monochrome whatever, Pikachu, Daisy, the Smoo, and- NO!" Link screamed, "The Pokemon Trainer's dead! DEAD!" Link fell to his knees.

Link had a montage to the song 'Time of Your Life' with the two times he and the Pokemon Trainer helped someone up from the tree branch…

"Now I'm bored of grieving let's go," Link said dryly.

A purring sound arose, but not a biologically altered giant cat purr.

"Go. As fast as you can," Samus said to the others.

They then ran to the trees in aways ahead of them, through the high grass as the lightening storm went on the Smashers held hands so no one would get separated.

Reaching the end Pichu tried stopping the others but they slammed into each other and slid down the muddy slope into a narrow valley type thing.

It was a dinosaur graveyard: ribcage bones arching over the sides of the place and skulls lying around.

"I'm fine, don't worry too much about me." Zelda immediately announced, "Is my hair still pretty?" she asked Captain Falcon.

"Get off my neck and vital organ-area!" grunted Falcon in pain.

"These structures here," Ike said holding up the pieces he managed to salvage of the map the dog had eaten, "There's a communication center in the operations building so I'll just send a radio call from there."

"Wait for us." Samus said,

"Nu-uh!" Ike suddenly said all immature-ily and sprinted off.

"Ok, here it comes." Fox said trying to get up.

"No! Fox, your arms and legs are broken and your right ear is missing. Ah there it is," Peach exclaimed, holding him after his attempt to get up.

Peach ate his ear.

"Why did you eat my severed ear and why are you so caring for me all of a sudden?" Fox asked,

"Thanks for the reminder!" Peach cheerfully said and dropped him on the ground, making sure he landed on a spiky bone fragment.

"OW I KNOW YOU KNOW I HATE SPIKY BONE FRAGMENTS YOU KNOW!"


Ike walked under a complication of pipes then into the open gate of a giant fence, at the top of the gate read 'Worker Village' Pit's company's name was covered by a tree branch.

He walked passed the old abandoned cars and walked up to the main facility, going inside into pitch blackness.

With a flashlight he looked around the decaying lobby. Backing up into a vine covered wall, he turned to face it to see the Californian Spangled kitty of doom.

Ike ran around the room screaming in terror as he trampled a water cooler and collapsed a table in the process.

He stopped to see it was a painting; the mural was of the facility they first stayed at: the cat was chasing a tour bus. Everyone inside were all Pit 'clones', one Pit was riding the cat by its neck.

He moved on through a small door into what he thought was an office coated in dirt.

He moved to a generator and turned it on: all the lights went on in the camp.

The radio was on and he picked up the receiver.

"CQ, CQ, this is Pit's company operations hunters to hunters base, repeating Pit's company operations hunters seeking hunters base," Ike spoke.

"Go ahead hunter." someone said on the other line.

"We've had suffered severe casualties and the survivors are now in mortal danger and we need you to send rescue immediately! The coordinates here are nine degrees fifty eight minutes north, eighty five degrees-"

"GOT JOO!" laughed Jigglypuff finally giving in, picking up the signal from her cell phone.

"Do you realize how important this is?" Ike asked, mad, then tried again.


"Ike! Ike... Ike!" yelled Bowser, as they entered the place.

"Why is this place abandoned when you have another camp on the same island?" Meta Knight asked Pit.

"Oh, once this was built, I said to now build a similar thing on the opposite side of the island and forget this because I'm in charge, then I think I yelled 'I am God!' then started laughing madly," Pit replied.

"Ike, Ike… whatever you're second and last names are!" called Yoshi.

Suddenly a Utah Raptor, the biggest raptor standing seven or eight feet high and almost twenty feet long jumped onto a car and lunged onto Roy. Ripping the backpack off of him and knocking the others down like dominos.

"That's my lucky pack combined with my lucky strap!" Roy said as the raptor ripped it to shreds, he ran to the others.

For a distraction, Fox threw rocks and sticks in Mario's general direction. He yelled to the raptor, "See the one making the noise? Get him not me!"

Five velociraptors leapt over a car and charged, Peach, Jigglypuff, and Yoshi ran into a three-story tool shed with a Pizza Hut-type roof.

The five dinosaurs frantically dug under the door, the three backed up into the wall on the other side, then started digging, Peach used Jigglypuff in one hand to help dig the dirt out, the metal sheet of a wall shook.

Tools rattled and fell off and the bare bulb swung.

The others ran into an embryonics laboratory. Others ran into the main facility. Fox ran into a tiny convenience store, looking out through the door window.

The Utah raptor smashed in through the big window to his left, Fox ran out and it jumped back out, He ran back in, pulled the door off and held it in front of him, it jumped on him.

Fox fell through another store window, got up and ran to a truck.

As he tried opening the rusted-shut door, the raptor jumped out and ran at him, he got in as it slammed on the door.


Mario, Link, Pit, Bowser, Zelda, Meta Knight, and Falco ran in between the cylindrical tanks of creatures suspended in liquid.

"So this is how you make dinosaurs?" Mario asked,

"No," Pit said dramatically, "I made modern animals, remember? Not dino- whatevers," any tension was gone, except for the whole raptors pursuing them thing.

A large raptor gained speed behind them.

Meta Knight led them into the empty dinosaur kennel hall, only a few of the hanging lights were on in the halls as thunder shook the ground.

Running in, the raptor slid to a stop in front of them. The Smashers ran down another kennel hall next to them.

They ran in one kennel and locked it; Falco and Zelda ran ahead to one at the end of the hall.

The raptor latched onto the door before they could close it, pushing the door, trapping the two inside the mesh gate and corner.

The three slowly looked up at the space at the top of the door. The raptor started climbing.

"Push, Push!" Zelda said, pushing Falco against the kennel door.

"Faster! Faster!" Zelda snapped as Falco pushed the raptor the opposite way, trapping it by himself.

The others ran out of their kennel, Falco and Zelda caught up with them.


The raptor had finally, slowly burrowed its way through the glass and roared at Fox, he got out the other side and ran straight to the tool shed. The small dinosaurs had left.
Samus and Captain Falcon ran into the kitchen.

Falcon locked the door and the two ducked below an isle.

An even larger pack of velociraptors jumped the porthole on the door until it shattered. They squeezed through one by one.

The two crawled along the isle as the raptors jumped on it.

Captain Falcon and Samus got into the lower cupboards lining the walls.

The raptors all jumped at once at them.

Falcon closed them and the two crawled through the passage, opening a cupboard door farther away.

Samus was then noticed by the pack.

Chasing her, she ran into the freezer. The raptors all ran in, Samus scrambled back out and closed it shut, then locked it.

Falcon touched her, Samus thrashed around screaming, destroying many kitchen utensils, then saw it was just Falcon.

They left the kitchen.


Peach dropped Jigglypuff once she looked back; the raptor pack had left.

"Go see if there's dinosaurs out there, so they'll get you before me." Peach explained, stuffing Yoshi into the ditch under the wall they just dug.

"STOP!" Yoshi screamed, a raptor head smashed through the thin wall next to them.

The three instantly got up and climbed a control panel up to the rafters.

Fox ran inside.

"Look out! Watch out!" Jigglypuff said, these choice of words were a coincidence as she was mesmerized by a speck of dust.

"Go out the ditch! Trust me!" Peach shouted to him, then whispered to Yoshi, "We can escape if he gets eaten buddy!"

"You just tried to get me killed!" growled Yoshi.

The raptor pulled its way into the one room building.

Fox climbed up to them, getting on the catwalk on the second story, the raptor snapped at his feet.

It lunged onto the catwalk an inch from his face.

"Peach? Peach WTF?" Yoshi called, Peach jumped onto a horizontal pole and swung around and did gymnastic-oriented stuff.

She then swung, missed, and kicked Fox through the wood shutters onto the ground outside.

Peach jumped down and sighed, Fox came back in, "You were kept on the gymnastics team?" Fox asked.

"Get out of here! Get out of here! Go!" Jigglypuff shouted to them, the raptor approaching her, she climbed up the rest of the rafters as the two ran out.

Jigglypuff broke the rotting shutters on the box-shape on the center of the roof.

She ran down the roof then leapt onto another building a few feet apart.

The puffball slid down, grabbing onto the porcelain shingles.

The raptor smashed through the rest of the shutter boards and jumped onto Jigglypuff, missing her and landing in front of her on the roof.

She started screaming as it paced in front of her. The shingles were loose and sliding off the roof in columns.

Jigglypuff, hanging on, moved left as the shingles fell off onto the ground where an emu waited for her to fall below.

She grabbed a shingle and threw it at the bird, it dodged, she tried again: it ducked away and hissed viciously at her.

Jigglypuff tugged at the shingles. They gave way and the raptor slid passed her onto the bird.

The emu snapped at it, it snapped back.

Jigglypuff, holding on by one hand, fell off in between them.

She slid up next to a wall.

The predators latched onto each other and rolled next to her, Jigglypuff rolled into a low window.

Smashing through it, she fell onto a hanging fluorescent light fixture, one end broke, and she rolled down it through another window.

Fox and Peach helped her up; the three ran into the Smashers running from the embryonics facility, they fell over and said "ouch" then got up and ran into the main camp lodge.

Sprinting through the lobby and passed a staircase, they moved through the large room attachment. Full of boxes, the room had big windows all around except for the lobby.

Raptors crashed into the room by the windows.

Climbing a latter, they ran through the space in the roof.

A reptilian head pushed a tile up and snapped its jaws.

Another did the same next to them.

Getting into the air duct, the Smashers pulled a vent off: down below was a room with a high ceiling.

Jumping onto the posed whale skeleton they climbed down to the ground.

The pack of raptors jumped down from the open vent.

Ike, seeing this on a monitor, started pushing random buttons and pulling levers on the controls in front of him.

The animatronic skeleton thrashed around and collapsed onto the dinosaurs.

This crushed them.

"YAY!" They cheered.

Two more Utah raptors came in from opposite sides.

"BOO…" They un-cheered.

One crouched down, slowly posing to srike.

It sprung onto them, but huge jaws snatched it in midair.

One of the raptors jumped and bit at the neck of the Gold Californian Spangled kitty, it dropped its prey, then snapped at the attacker.

The others ran out of the big round room.

The cat bit into the tail and tossed the Utah Raptor through a window.

It reared onto its hind legs and howled, a long thin sign fell from the ceiling in front of it reading 'When giant Gold Californian Spangled Cats Ruled The Earth'.

Ganondorf walked in and tranq'd it.

It fell over with a dull but loud thud and the dramatic-ness ceased yet again.

Ike ran up the stairs in the lobby to the landed helicopter, the others followed soon after.

The spotlight randomly searched around as Ike called for them, "C'mon!"

"We're saved!" cheered Roy; he started doing the robot in celebration, chanting that they were saved.

Roy crushed a nest of eggs in the process of robot-ing, "Woops-a-doodle…" Roy said cautiously.

Roy screamed as he fell through a hole in the roof.

Two pteranodons, flying dinosaurs like pterodactyls, but having a wingspan around thirty feet, crawled up to him in the lobby.

Roy ran back up and they all got inside.

Flying away, the two pteranodons clenched onto the bars under the copter with their beaks and held it down.

They pulled it away from the building, and then let it go.

"That's one T. rex and one giant cat he won't have killed, even though it was probably right for them to die…" Ike said, letting the bullets roll out of his hands.

Bowser stared forward, tears streaming form his eyes.

"It's, like… Ok… now…?" Zelda said, awkwardly patting him on the back.

"I hate eggs so much…" Roy sighed, carelessly throwing his egg out the door, thinking about what just happened.

Link kept the sliding door open; a few others leaned out to see the sight below.

Temporary spot lights and lightening showed a clearing of pine trees. The cat was asleep and a cage being secured around it by workers, Ganondorf, and the Smoo.

"Nuts the dog is alive…" Ike muttered.

Then the island was left behind.


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