Sora: Hurky's back! Oh yeah...and in pain!
Riku: Sweet...for once!
Hurky (mouth full of gauze and talking through her teeth): Shut up, Riku!
Sora: Ha-ha, you're talking funny!
Hurky: Well, I finally had my sister call the dentist and I got my tooth pulled today! And it hurts like crap!
Sora: How did they do it? Through drilling?
Hurky: I was hoping they'd do that, but they first numbed me, said it wouldn't hurt, took these things that are like pliers, and yanked it out, and I was in total pain! All while holding the teddy bear and nearly killing that thing that makes it play the Small World song in its paw! After that, I was in like, total shock and then told me to put gauze in my mouth and said, 'You did great,' and now I have a hole in my mouth where my tooth once was!
Readers: EEEEKKKKK!
Riku: I think you said too much, Hurky.
Hurky: And one more thing! I'm going to introduce three characters, but two for today. It's Ryo's brother, Ryu and his friend named...Donut?
Ryo: Yup! And on behalf of Hurky, I say, enjoy the chapter! (gives Riku a big hug afterwards)
Riku: AAAAAHHH! I'd rather havea tooth pulled out than this!
Back at the dentist, the woman in blue told Leon to sit in the dentist's chair and then she put a paper bib on him. Since he'd never had work done on his mouth, Leon asked what that was.
"It's a bib so that blood or spit doesn't get on your clothes." explained the lady.
"Blood?" asked Leon, sounding alarmed.
"Relax, fillings don't normally make people shed any blood." said the nurse. Then, she left to get the dentist.
Leon looked around the room and studied it. The room was white and had pictures taken in the 1980s of lakes and islands.
Probably to relax nervous patients, thought Leon. Like me...
Leon continued to examine the room. There was a sink so people could spit into, along with a big bottle of blue mouthwash with a pump on it, and a stack of cups next to it. He looked up above him and saw a light that the dentist used to look in mouths. He knew what that was for, because he saw people in dentists on TV shows.
After what seemed like an eternity, which was really ten minutes, a man with blonde hair and glasses dressed all in blue walked in with the nurse.
"Hi, Squall, my name is Dr. MacPherson." said the guy. "It's Leon." said Leon. "We're going to give you a filling, but first I must look at your x-rays." said Dr. MacPherson, ignoring Leon's comment.
He pulled out an x-ray of Leon's teeth from a folder and examined them.
"Yeah, you have a small cavity on your right side." he said. He put away the x-ray, put on some rubber gloves, and made Leon's chair lean more back so he was lying down. "Open wide and I'll numb your mouth."
Numb me? thought Leon. At least it will be painless.
Leon reluctantly opened his mouth wide and let the dentist take a swab with pink goo on it and put it in Leon's mouth, which almost made him barf, so Leon had to get up and rinse his mouth out.
"Are you OK, Leon?" asked Dr. MacPherson.
"Yeah..." replied Leon. He got back into his chair and opened his mouth again.
"Alright, here's where I really numb you." said Dr. MacPherson as he picked up a syringe with a liquid and got it ready. Finally, he injected it into Leon's gums...
Meanwhile, back at Hurky's house, two teenagers dressed all Metal Gear Solid style, were standing by Hurky's house.
One guy touched the front of his ear with two fingers. "Hmm...the target seems to have escaped. What should I do, Donut?" he said.
A voice in his head which was really a short range walkie talkie spoke. "Hmm...we have to catch Riku, or your sister will be happy." said Donut.
"We can't allow her to be happy. As her brother, I will crush all hopes, and...wait! I thought we were looking for the FFX Rikku for me!" he said.
"Dude! Cut out the fanboy junk and listen. I got info that a friend of Riku's, Hurky, has a brother housesitting." said Donut. "Get him to tell you where Hurky is and we'll find Riku!"
Ryu, Ryo's brother, nodded. "Got it." he said.
Then, Ryu turned and bumped into Hurky's brother, Louie.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
Ryu pointed a paintball gun at Louie. "Halt! Are you Hurky's brother?" he asked.
"Um...yyyeeeaaahhhhh..." replied Louie slowly.
"Good! now tell me where Hurky is or I'll blast your brains out!" said Ryu.
"With a paintball gun?" asked Louie.
"I knew I should have bought a real one..." said Ryu.
"Well, I happen to have played paintball before." said Louie. "I challenge you to a duel! A paintball duel!"
"Fine, and if I win, you have to tell me where your sister is!" said Ryu.
"Whatever." said Louie as he went into the house to get a paintball gun from Hurky's attic...
Back at the dentist, Dr. MacPherson got the syringe ready and pricked it into Leon's gums.
"OWWWWWWWWWW!" screamed Leon. Dr. MacPherson took the syringe out. "What did you do that for, MacPherson?"
Dr. MacPherson got another syringe ready. "I'm injecting some stuff that makes your mouth go numb." he replied.
"But I thought that swab did the trick!" said Leon.
"That only makes it less painful when I inject the numbness stuff." replied Dr. MacPherson.
"Less painful my ass!" cried Leon.
"Stop fidgeting!" said Dr. MacPherson.
"I'm not fidgeting!" cried Leon.
"Now, let me give you the last shot..." said Dr. MacPherson. He stuck the syringe into Leon's gums and Leon screamed. Aerith and Sora heard him from the waiting room.
"What was that?" asked Sora, with the Hyper-B-Gone had now worn off.
"I think that was Leon!" replied Aerith.
Suddenly, Leon burst into the waiting room, still wearing the paper bib. Aerith and Sora made the O.O face when they saw him.
"I will not..." said Leon. "...I will not let him fill my cavity!"
"Mr. Leonhart, get back in there!" called the nurse.
"Never!" cried Leon.
"Nurse, Leon's never had a cavity filled even once in his life." said Aerith calmly. "He's scared half to death."
"Then will you and your friend come with us and hold Mr. Leonhart down?" asked the nurse.
"Sure!" replied Sora.
"GRRR!" growled Leon.
"Leon, if you cooperate, I'll take you to lunch and get you an anchovy pizza!" said Aerith.
"Whatever." said Leon.
So, Sora and Aerith held Leon down in the chair as Dr. MacPherson drilled, scraped, and filled Leon's tooth.
"Hmm." said Leon. "That wasn't so bad, though it did hurt a little bit. But my mouth feels fat..."
"See?" asked Sora. "They're not as painful as getting an extraction."
"What's an extraction?" asked Aerith.
"Tooth pulling." replied Sora.
They left and went to the local pizzeria and got an anchovy pizza. Sora didn't really like it, since he still preferred his favorite, pepperoni, and Aerith enjoyed the anchovies. When they got back to the haunted house, the house was suddenly in an uproar.
"AHHHH!" screamed Axel.
"What's going on?" asked Leon.
Suddenly, a colorful stuffed clown with fangs and fake blood running down ran by and Hurky, Riku, and Ryo were chasing after it.
"An evil clown?" asked Sora.
"Evil clown, evil clown, EVIL CLOWN!" cried Sephiroth as he ran around, waving his arms around.
Yuffie threw one of her ninja stars at it and knocked the clown out.
"I hope he's dead." said Kairi.
"Wait a minute." said Hurky. "That's the evil clown my bro gave me..."
Everyone stared at the clown for a good, long time. Finally, Riku took a stick and poked the clown with it...
Sora: Just to let you know, if there is a dentist out there named MacPherson, it's entirely coincidental whatsoever. Hurky will be back to normal by the time she posts the next chapter to this!