A Boy By

The Name

Of...

A/N: Oh my GOD I am SOOO sorry!!! I had writer's block, but everyone gets it sometime. Not only that, but I've been doing some other things. Like working on chapters 7-11, and trying to do some things on my game. So, without further interruptions, I give you the ACTUAL chapter 6!!! insert squee

"So, let me get this straight... You woke screaming in the middle of the night and began to cry because of a dream you had of you and Roy having sex?!" Alphonse said out of disbelief. Ed nodded, blowing into another tissue Winry handed him.

"This is... well, different! What are we going to do with you?" Winry asked, hands on her hip. Ed just looked at her and began to cry again. Al glared at Winry and she just sighed. They heard little mumbles of "what to do" and "how to tell". Winry looked at Al and motioned him to go to her room. When they both got there, Winry locked the door. "What are we going to do?"

"Why are you asking me?!"

"Because... you're his brother!"

"Well, why don't you think of something!"

"Fine, I will! -pause- I got it!"

"Hm?"

"It's brilliant! Here's what we do... -whisper-"

"That's simple enough. We'll tell the Colonel ourselves!" They took off towards HQ, leaving a blonde chibi crying in his room. What Al and Winry didn't know was that they misinterpreted what Ed was talking about.

Central HQ

"Please, slow down Sir! I can't understand you! What are you babbling about?! -pause- Okay, I still don't get it. Please! Sir, stop crying, it doesn't help anything!" Hawkeye shouted into the phone, frustrated by the fact that Roy wasn't at work.

"I told you! -sniff- I woke up during the night because of a dream, -cough- and it was about Ed! I've never done that before! -sniff- And the reason it makes me upset is because I know I can't have him and I know he doesn't feel the same way..." Roy began to cry again. Hawkeye sighed,'Why is he being like this?! He never caved when he wasn't sure about another woman's feelings! Oh, that's right every girl loves him!!!'

"Sir, may I suggest something?" A cough was heard from the other end. "TELL HIM!!" Hawkeye shouted, a little louder than she needed to. A light shriek (heh... makes him sound like a girl... ) and heavy coughing was heard from the other side. The coughing soon turned into choking. "WHAT?!?"

"Sir, is it really that bad to say something?"

"Hawkeye... You don't know the half of it."

"Maybe not of your situation, but I know mine."

"Your situation...?"

"Yes, mine. With Jean..."

"Hah! I knew it!"

"Even if your feeling bad... I can still shoot you.

"Sorry..."

"Look, if you tell Ed how you fell, I–"

"You'll tell Jean how you feel?"

"Yeah..."

"Very well... I'll come in for work."

"Thank you, Sir."

"No, thank you... Riza"

-click-

Riza smiled to herself. It was going to be nice, seeing Roy in a serious relationship...

...again...

Somewhere in Central

Ed was walking down an alley, wondering how to deal with all this. The dream, the feelings, the fact he was utterly crazy but he didn't care... 'AAAAHHHH!!!" He mentally screamed, literally tugging at his hair. He knew that he was out of his mind. And he knew he wasn't gay! 'It's just... unreasonable. Why would I, of all people, be attracted to ROY?!? I mean... fuck it, I give up...' He started to bang his head against a wall. After, what seemed to him, putting a dent in his skull, he saw a body in the alley. He froze, his eyes becoming round, his body shaking, and his mouth moving but making no sound. The body was covered with blood and had multiple stab wounds. The reason Ed was frozen was because of the body and the person standing above it.

"Envy..."

Back at Central

"I'm glad you're finally here, Sir," Hawkeye said as she saluted.

"Glad to be here," Roy returned as he waved. "Our deal, Lieutenant?"

"Right... Second Lieutenant Havoc, may I speak with you?" She pulled Havoc away from his previous job and shoved him into...the supply closet?! Roy shook his head an d sat down at his desk. 'Get yourself together, Roy. It won't be the end of the world...hopefully...'. He looked through his desk to find his diary- er...journal. He was about to write in it until Winry and Al came rushing in, sending Roy into a frenzy attack (is there such a thing? -shrugs-). Winry locked the door, while Al was trying to make the Taisa calm down.

Wherever Ed is

"Envy..."

The person looked up, wondering where the voice was coming from. The eyes and hair were the same, but his total attire was completely different. No skort, no halt shirt thing...no sock-shoes. He had on a regular leather top and black leather pants that went from black to an electric blue. Also, he wore chunky combat boots. His headband was the same, and he also wore a metal belt around his waist. He kept his hair in a low ponytail, too. The boy clapped his hands, making himself and the body disappear. Ed shook his head and ran to HQ.

Roy's Office

Roy sat there, his mouth open and his head titled to one side. He already fell out of his chair once, and he was doing his best to make sure he didn't do it again. What Winry and Alphonse said just didn't make any sense...

"So...let me get this straight...pause I still don't understand."

"What is there to not understand?!"

Ed walked in to see Winry waving her arms and saying– "Edward loves you!!"

"Um...Win..." Al poked Winry and motioned her to turn around. She met a very horrified and stunned Edward (A/N: imagine his mouth is wide open and his eyes are tiny little dots).

"Um...er...Edward?"

No answer...

"Ed...?"

"..."

"Brother?"

"..."

Ed looked at Roy, as if pleading for him to not say anything.

"Edward...I ...I ..." Roy didn't know what to say, and the tears welling up in Ed's eyes wasn't helping. Ed backed up until he met the door, his head hanging low. Then his head shot up, revealing red eyes and tears running down his face, before he ran out into the hallway, tripping a few innocent officers over, and making Breda fall on top of Falman and Fuery (A/N: ouch!). Roy was about to run after him, but Winry and Al held him back. Roy was then forced to sit back down by the girl's wrench.

"Winry, you wait here, and I'll try to go convince Ed to come back."

" I can't, I've things to do."

"Lt. Hawkeye should be able to." And with that, they took off. Said Lt. came through the door, carrying a stack of paperwork.

"How did it go?"

"Shut up..."

"I see...Lt.?"

"Yes, sir?"

"Um..." Roy didn't know where to start. Riza's uniform was wrinkled, her jacket was unbuttoned and partly open, and her hair was strewn everywhere. Not to mention her hair-clip was barely in her hair. "Please...go to the lady's room.." Riza gave him an odd look before leaving. Not too much later a light scream was heard, and Black Hayate barked in return. Roy gave and odd look before he decided to...bang his head on his desk...

OMG, FINALLY:D Like I said, I AM SO SORRY! I was busy during school and I had keyboarding and AACK! It was HORRIBLE!! I have chapters 7 through 11 written...now all I have to do is type... ; Enjoy! And remember, I'll TRY to update soon!