Disclaimer: Can't be bothered with a little script 'cuz I can't wait to finish writing this!
Sorry I took so long. My computer broke and I tried to use my brother's PSP but there's a pound sign in my password, and the PSP has only got a dollar sign... -sighs- Shit, now I've given you a clue to my password... And I really want Tobi in at the same time as Sasori (you'll see why later), so he'll be an unofficial member, OK?
ANYWAYZ! Can't be bothered with Frankie's 'z's, so...
ON WITH THE STORY!
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Jacky's POV
"WHAT THE FUCK, BITCH?"
Hello! My POV! Yay! Anyway, we were dressing the Akatsuki. And Hidan had just stepped out of the cubicle he was dressing in and saw himself in the mirror.
He was dressed in a pink pair of trousers, and a pink and blue-striped shirt with a black wig going halfway down his back.
"Stop complaining, Leader said to do it, so you have to," Harry said smugly. I still hid the camera behind my back though; I didn't want him seeing that yet!
Frankie had chosen the clothes, so Konan did the make-up. Putting pink eyeshadow on his eyelid, I handed over the blusher, mascara, lipstick and the eyeliner to her.
"WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO THIS?"
"Mind your language, Hidan!" Frankie chided.
"Yeah, mind your fucking language!" I said, hands on hip.
"You too, Jacky," Frankie frowned.
Whipping out the camera, I took several priceless snaps (AN:/ I know they don't have camera's (or tv's and washing machines), but imagine a MODERN camera that immediately progresses photos). The pictures progressed immediately, totalling seven in all. Hidan gaped. I smirked.
Hidan left and Diedara entered. After Konan and Harry (reluctantly) scoured the wardrobe for something to give him, they eventually decided on a VERY short, black and white jumper (that would have shown off his belly had it been a shirt). Then we handed him a black skirt that reached his knees and black tights (with white spots).
As soon as he got out of the cubicle, I attacked his hair with a brush and a comb, and Frankie put a (black and white) flower in his hair to top it all off. But Frankie felt sorry for him because he naturally looked like a girl, and didn't put any make-up on him. She told Diedara this, and I noticed he didn't tell her he didn't look like a girl.
HOWEVER, I managed eight snaps before he even noticed the camera! Man, I was doing good!
Kakuzu refused to dress up, but Konan knew what made him work. Offering money, she handed him a purple dress and pink tights and a pink shirt to wear underneath.
He got out of the cubicle, and a blonde wig was handed to him. Then Frankie attacked him with the make-up box, with purple eyeshadow, pink lipstick, concealer (for the stitches) blusher, mascara, eyeliner and other stuff I don't even know.
But I've got to say, Kakuzu looked different without his mask thing. He looked more... manly and good-looking. But unfortunately, he noticed the camera after the fourth snap and scowled. Not 'unfortunately, he scowled', I meant 'unfortunately, he noticed the camera'.
Next up was Kisame. We considered pink, but decided it wouldn't go well with his face colour (blue). In the end, we dressed him up in blue; blue skirt, blue shirt, blue knee-high socks, and we had to flatten his blue hair before putting the long BLUE wig Konan had bought just for him.
I managed two snaps when Kisame chose that moment to turn around. He saw the camera and...
Began posing for it!
Around twenty snaps were managed, until Frankie put the make-up on, and another twenty came along. I gave an evil grin at the photos clasped in my hand. But the next 'customer' would be up soon, so I stuffed them in my pocket.
Let's just say Sasori looked a right dear in a blood-red dress and a pretty pink flower in his red hair as well as the red make-up.
Itachi refused, and so did Pein, much to the disappointment of us girls. A few embarrassing pics of him were just what we needed!
Then Tobi came rushing in, blabbing about ponies and other nonsense. We managed to force a black wig on him, and said he would be a good boy if he put on the white, wedding dress in the corner and the white flower for his hair.
So, of course, he did.
Which equals another EIGHTEEN pics!
Yay!
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Sorry! I know I took ridiculously long and now it's turned into a Mary-Sue too! Holy Mother of Fuck, where has all my writing skill gone? I'm sure I was better than this!
REVIEW! OR THE FOUR GIRLS WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND CROSS_DRESS YOU! Harry and Konan will do choose the clothes, Frankie will do the accessories and Jacky will take all the pics! Then they'll attack your hair with a pair of scissors/wig! I'll update after a get ONE review! Come on, I'm being nice! Please?
Fine. Fuck you.