Body Swap

A.N. YAY! People don't hate me! Lmao. I think I have a lot less reviewers though…lol.

ANYWAY…yes, you read the title correct, people…THIS IS A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!! XDXDXD

And…uhh…don't mind the crazy people who review that know my name and have insides with me…they're all just evil people…

I PRAY YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS CHAP! THIS IS GOING TO BE COMPLETELY CRACK! IT STILL IS PART OF THE ACTUAL STORY! I THINK…

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teletubbies, Kingdom Hearts 2, Legend of Zelda, BLEACH, or Batman. Wait…we're talking about Naruto…well, I don't own any of those things! I just own this storyline! XD

Chapter Seven: The Halloween Special

His cold, light teal eyes moved slowly to his right, to look questioningly at his brother. Then to his left at his sister. When neither gave sign of comprehension of what had happened, the man sighed.

"…Why the hell am I dressed in red and green spandex with a yellow cape?"

"It was a dark and stormy night…"

"EEEEEEEEK!!!"

Someone sighed. "Naruto," they said. "I haven't even gotten to the scary part yet."

"Oh." The other said. "Continue, then."

The other person sighed a "Troublesome…" and then continued.

"…It had happened so very long ago…"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!" Naruto screamed again.

"I knew telling ghost stories while having Naruto around would be troublesome…." Shikamaru sighed.

The light went on. A girl with pink hair and a boy with dark blue hair stepped into the basement of the Sakigake Towers. "What the hell are you guys doing?" Sasuke asked, staring at the group sitting in a circle.

"We're telling ghost stories…but Naruto isn't really making it as fun as it should be…" Ino sighed.

"T-there there, N-Naruto-kun…" said Hinata, as she awkwardly patted her previous body Naruto was crying and clinging to her in.

"I (sniff) ONLY WANTED TO MAKE IT HAPPY!" Naruto cried. "BUT NO! IT HAD TO SNAP AT MEEEE!!!"

"…Make who happy…?" Tenten asked.

"His pet tumbleweed" Hinata mouthed. Everyone looked at each other. Naruto loved that tumbleweed…it must have hurt him to have it snap at him.

"Wait a second…" Neji said thoughtfully. "His tumbleweed has nothing to do with what we're doing now…and tumbleweeds can't talk…they're inanimate objects…"

"Oh yeah…" Everyone said. "I forgot…"

Neji began to get worried. Ever since they stepped into that hotel and began living there, the abnormal became the normal. For instance, they somehow got to the towers at the exact same time. Ooooooooooooo.

And then, when they walked in, they walked in at the exact same time. Ooooooooooo.

And then, when they went to the front desk they saw someone who looked EXACTLY like Hayate Gekkou, and they were all like, "Aren't you dead?" and then the sprinklers went off, and then Hayate melted into a shlop of goop, and so he died. AGAIN. Oooooooo.

And then Kakashi, who magically materialized out of nowhere, got his hair set on fire, which would have been impossible because the sprinklers were still on, and then he ran around, screaming: "AHHHH! MY HAIR!! My impossible-to-draw-hair! AHHHHHHH-Oooo…this actually feels kinda good…-WAIT AHHHHH! MY SCALP! IT'S BURNING MY SCALP!!!! AHHHHH!" And then Kisame, who also materialized out of nowhere with Itachi, chopped off Kakashi's head, which magically popped back on, and then Kisame was randomly attacked by a female squid, and then Kakashi, the giant squid and Kisame all disappeared, leaving Itachi to laugh at his brother for being in a girl's body. Oooooooooooo.

WHACK

"STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS!" Tenten screamed, knocking Neji out of his reminisce.

"BUT I'M IN YOUR BODY!" Neji retorted.

"WELL, STOP STARING AT YOUR BOOBS!"

"I DON'T HAVE BOOBS!"

"WHAT ABOUT MAN-BOOBS?"

"I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN EXIST!"

"YES, THEY DO, ACTUALLY." Sakura joined in on the shouting.

"WHY AND HOW DO YOU KNOW?" Sasuke joined in the shouting as well.

"I DON'T KNOW! IT JUST KINDA OCCURRED TO ME!"

"HEY, FOREHEAD! I NOTICED THAT TOO!"

"IS THAT SO, INO-PIG?"

"THIS IS SO TROUBLESOME!"

"DATTEBAYO!!!" Naruto shouted softer due to Hinata's speaking impediment.

"WOULD YOU LIKE SAUSAGES OR EGGS?" Yelled a waiter from the level above, no doubt scaring some of the customers.

And Hinata, who could not join the shouting due to her not wanting to do so, merely asked, "Why are you shouting?"

"WHAT?" Everyone asked loudly.

"W-why—"

"WHAT?"

"W—"

"WHAT?"

"WHY ARE YOU ALL SHOUTING, DAMMIT!"

Silence. After realizing what she had said, she clamped her hand over her mouth.

"YAY! Hinata-chan learned how to shout!!!" Naruto glomped Hinata.

Hinata, who was near suffocation due to Naruto's glomp, turned a billion different shades of red, and then spontaneously combusted.

Nah, just kidding. She got up, turned around, fell over, and THEN spontaneously combusted.

"…Whoa…" Neji said. "Hiashi is SO not gonna like this…"

Then, Hinata came back to life from her combusted state, and everyone was like, 0o.

"…I-is there something wrong?" Hinata asked. The others just slowly shook their heads.

"Hey guys! I got a great idea! Let's go trick-or-treating!" Tinkie Winkie from The Teletubbies said.

"OHEMGEES! IT CAN TALK!" Naruto exclaimed.

"You know, I never really noticed it was there…" Ino said. The others who were telling ghost stories nodded in agreement.

Sasuke looked at the others like they had all grown four other heads. "You guys never noticed that thing," He pointed at Tinkie Winkie "was here?"

"Well, I did…" Tenten said. "But I just thought it was some abnormally large garden gnome or something."

Silence. Then a cough.

"…So are we gonna go trick-or-treating or what?" Tinkie Winkie asked.

"Err…we don't' have costumes…" Sakura reasoned.

"Yes we do!" TInkie Winkie said. He opened up a door that materialized out of nowhere. He led the gang up the stairs to a gorgeous dressing room with a billion rows of costumes, billions of meters long. Oooooooooo!

And so, they got dressed.

Sasuke felt VERY uncomfortable. Being the fact that Team Seven in their original states had two boys and a girl, they, and when I say they, I mean Naruto and Sakura, had decided to cosplay as Riku (who Sasuke was going to be), Sora (who Naruto was going to be) and Kairi (who Sakura was going to be) from Square Enix's Kingdom Hearts 2!

Now this was a good plan and all, but since they had switched bodies, there were slight difficulties.

Our beloved ex-Sharingan user was now dressed in a tight and short pink dress, which was what Kairi usually wears in KH2, showed all of Sakura's body's curves. This caused Sasuke to (against his will) have several nosebleeds whenever Sakura wasn't looking. (Yes, this seems wrong, but it's still a Guy's mind, right? Not saying that all guys are leches, a lot of them are really sweet :))

Sakura was wearing what Riku would usually wear. I can't describe it, 'cause his attire is just too hot.

And, since the little Hyuuga heiress was inhabiting Naruto's body, Hinata was wearing the Valor Drive Sora attire. 'Cause it just looks so badass.

Naruto, therefore, was left to be with Ino and Shikamaru. He was wearing a Kokiri uniform and a green wig. He was basically dressed as Saria from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Being that Saria's skirt is rather short, Naruto sort of…drooled on the costume as he stared at Hinata's creamy white legs. Shikamaru, being in Ino's body was wearing an elegant dress, being Zelda. Ino, being now in Shikamaru's body, was dressed as Link.

Neji, being in Tenten's body, cosplayed as Hisana from Bleach. Tenten, being in Neji's body, cosplayed as Byakuya from Bleach. How appropriate…:)

"Dudes…where'd the huge garden gnome go?" Naruto asked.

Everyone looked around. They couldn't find Tinkie Winkie anywhere. Then they heard a scream.

"It came from this way!" Shikamaru shouted. Everyone ran in that direction, only to find the gigantic blue…thing…being strangled by…sand?

"Why the HELL did you put me in this…HIDEOUS THING when I was asleep?" Someone from the other side of the huge ocean of sand and Tinkie Winkie said…err…shouted.

"I-it wasn't my fault! LALA AND DIPSEY TOLD ME TO DO IT!!!!" Tinkie Winkie screamed. He was then dropped on the ground. The sand "crawled" back to its owner.

The gang saw three people. One was dressed up as Batman, another Robin, and the last Batwoman.

Silence rang through the air as the two parties locked eyes. Then, something slowly occurred to Naruto. He opened his mouth with a huge gasp, and slowly raised his index finger to point at the person dressed as Robin.

"G…Gaara?"

Silence again. Then the Body Swap gang face vaulted. HARD.

Everyone looked up to get a closer look. Then they face vaulted again. HARDER.

Yes. Gaara, the new Kazekage, was dressed as the ever so young Bird boy, sidekick to Batman, who looked to be Kankuro, while Temari was Batwoman.

And then….

"HAHAHAHA!" Naruto started pointing and laughing maniacally at Gaara. The others knew exactly what was going to happen next…

"HAHAHHAHAHA—AHHHHH! OHEMGEES! OHEMGEES! I'M BEING BURIED IN SAND!! HEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!"

The others just shook their heads in shame…as they watched Naruto flail.

"AHHHHH!" Naruto sat up. He was in bed, in the room he was currently sharing with Hinata, which, unfortunately was low-class, and had suspicious markings on the wall…

"Thank goodness…it was just a dream…"

He felt something underneath the covers. He lifted them and found an odd looking bear.

"Huggie, huggie!" It said evilly.

"No! I'M TOO BIG FOR BEARS!!" Naruto screamed, but the bear somehow latched itself to Naruto.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPP!"

"AHHHHHHHHH!!" Naruto sat up. "Another dream?"

He felt something under the covers. He lifted them, and found that he had grown eight tentacles.

"AHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Naruto sat up. "Again? Why do my dreams always pick on me?"

He felt something under the covers. He lifted them, and found Tinkie Winkie, Dispey, Lala and Po, from the Teletubbies.

"AGAIN, AGAIN!" They screeched as the little televisions on their stomachs turn on and showed Naruto a video of the Hokage banning ramen from Konoha and tearing down Ichiraku's Ramen Bar.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"What the hell is wrong with him?" Temari asked.

Gaara shrugged. So did Kankuro, Shikamaru, Ino, Hinata, Neji, Sasuke and Sakura. They had just witnessed Naruto in a very odd pattern of awaking from a nightmare, immediately falling back asleep seconds later, and waking up again. They watched this with amusement as they ate their Halloween candy.

A.N. The ending was a little rushed, but I was pretty happy with the outcome anyway. (Sniffles) Thank you so much, everyone…OVER 100 REVIEWS!!! YOU ALL ROCK! (Everyone who reviewed, that is…and the other readers, too. But please, PLEASE review so I can know just how many people enjoy my story!)

I getting loaded up on homework, so I won't be updating for a while…but I'll be back! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!!!

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