AN: Hehe, I am evil. But I'm good too, so here's the next chap for you lovely reviewers who reviewed. Please do excuse the grammar and stuff. I sort of rushed this. Sort of! XD
Get Me a Wife
By: Hiki-chan
Naruto rushed to the door and flung it opened. "Sasuke?"
Sasuke's seemed equally surprised; he had hid his chakra didn't he? He hadn't even knocked.
Pulling away from his surprise, he let his eyes roam from bottom to top the figure in front of him. Naruto was wearing an apron that had the words "Eat Me!" and a half eaten muffin imprinted at the front.
Hn, don't mind if I do.
Underneath, Naruto wore a pair of shorts that stopped just above his thighs, showing his creamy tanned legs and thin white muscle shirt.
What had possessed Naruto to wear that?!
Finally his eyes landed on that beautiful face that had stains of what looks like…
Was that dough?
And a healthy flush adored his cheeks.
Overall, you could call this the 'Messy Kitchen' look.
Though Sasuke would call it the 'Ravish me Now' look.
"…eh, teme?"
Seemed like Naruto was talking while Sasuke was mentally drooling over how Naruto looked. He decided to keep quiet as if not bothering to answer.
Sasuke smirked lightly when he saw Naruto narrow his eyes, "Oi! What are you doing here?!"
The scent of baked goods caught Sasuke's attention. Mmm… Not that he liked sweet things but who knew Naruto could bake? Another plus!
With another smirk, Sasuke rested an elbow on Naruto's doorway, leaning against it in a casually sexy manner. "Do you really want me to answer that, dobe?"
Naruto inwardly gulped and decided that he didn't really want to know at all. At the same time, he couldn't think of a good reply to give the bastard. Sasuke's stares were just so…
-"Act innocent kit!"- Came the demanding voice of kyuubi.
"Huh?" Naruto blinked a couple of times. What did kyuubi mean by--?
-"Good work kit, that's innocent if I saw one!"-
'What?'
Sasuke stood there smirking at the rather speechless blond before he noticed a dazed expression cross the blond's eyes before the soft "Huh" that escaped those plaint lips and the oh-so innocent blinks of confusion.
Sasuke licked his lips as he held back doing just what the apron suggested. "Can I come in?"
It was common courtesy to be polite when courting someone.
NO! Naruto almost wanted to scream out then slam the door in the bastard's face but kyuubi held him back from doing so. With a sigh, Naruto obediently obeyed kyuubi as he knew the fox had something up his sleeve. Or in this case, fur.
Rolling his eyes at kyuubi's snigger, Naruto stepped to the side. "Come on in."
-break-
Sasuke could see the lean muscles ripping underneath that shirt when Naruto walked around and clenched his fist to gain some self-control. Not surprising that his face remained impassive. Thanks to the training with Orochimaru.
"Don't mind the mess, teme. I'm in the middle of something." Naruto walked with Sasuke to the short table.
"Baking I see." Sasuke kept his eyes lock on Naruto who fidgeted under the intense stare.
"H-Hai, kyuubi is very fond of sweet things, so once in a while I bake some more him…"
"Kyuubi?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow as he settled himself down onto the floor.
Naruto stiffened lightly and had his eyes downcast to the ground, "You should know about kyuubi, since…"
Sasuke had seen kyuubi. Sasuke had touched kyuubi. The not-so-pleasant memories poured in the way Naruto had remembered. His voice choked slightly, "Since you saw him in…"
Naruto hated that. He really hated that! It had hurt him to realize at that time that Sasuke was still willing to kill him. It had hurt so bad…
Sasuke's usually harsh dark eyes softened lightly as he realized what pain Naruto was going through. He couldn't take back what he did back then, but he had a chance to start again now. He was slowly working up enough courage to apologize to Naruto when the blond got back on track.
"Anyway, it's the usual. If I die, he dies. It's just the same. If I eat the sweet, he'll taste it too." They both heard the 'ding' from the kitchen. "It's complicated to explain but," Naruto headed to the kitchen. "he complains about my ramen so I have to make up to him or he'll never shut up."
'Why… am I telling him so much about my own personal life?' Naruto squatted next to the oven and opened it.
-"You're his wife to be aren't you?"-
'Oh do shut up kyu.'
Pulling out the tray of fresh cookies, Naruto called out from the kitchen. "Oi, teme! You don't take sweet things right?"
'Only you.' Sasuke smiled slyly as that though ran through his mind. "No, I'll just have tea." He needed to find a way to make Naruto forgive him, or he'll never be able to get his dobe.
It wasn't before long the room smelt of freshly baked cookies and sweet herbal tea. Naruto settled himself next to Sasuke, leaving a space between them and poured the tea into his cup before he flung the apron away, not caring where it landed.
Sasuke stood up to stretch, smirking when he noticed Naruto's blank stare. 'Too much to handle, Naru-chan?'
Naruto shook himself, no way was Sasuke trying to seduce him. The Uchiha would never! He then made a reach for the cookies in the platter and paused.
Sasuke leaned forward to Naruto, his head hovering above the blond. "What's wrong?"
"I forgooooot!" Naruto drawled out and shot up abruptly and,
-BAM-
"Itai!" Naruto jerked away, rubbing his head. "Bastard, are you o--" Naruto blinked as a spot of blood sported on Sasuke's bottom lip. "Gah, teme! You're bleeding."
Naruto had hit his head on Sasuke's chin, hard and Sasuke had bit his bottom lip due to the impact.
Sasuke used the back of his hand to wipe away the blood, "I'm okay dobe, what did you forget?"
'He doesn't have to act macho all the time!' Naruto complained to kyuubi who agreed with his kit. "You're not okay, I'll go get some tissues." Naruto fussed as he got up.
Sasuke rolled his eyes mentally. It was no big deal. He had suffered worse. But hey, if Naruto wanted to fuss over him, who was he to stop his dobe?
"Dobe, I'm f--"
Narut had returned and settled himself closer to Sasuke and pulled out a few pieces of tissues before he cupped Sasuke's face and brought his own closer.
Sasuke's breath hitched but Naruto seemed to have not noticed that and gently wiped Sasuke's bottom lip almost lovingly.
The raven-haired stoned. Uchiha's did not do physical. Though he did like Naruto fussing over him. However, his overactive imagination began to take its toll and he couldn't help but imagine Naruto in a tight white uniform that would stop above his thighs.
That's right, he imagined Naruto in a rather naughty nurse uniform.
It wasn't long before more blood burst out. But not from his lips…
Shit, Uchiha's never get nosebleeds!
Damn you Kakashi! Damn you Icha Icha!
"Gaaaah! Sasuke, are you okay?!"
-"He's having a nosebleed, kit."-
'Why?'
Kyuubi sniggered, -"Must be his overactive libido."-
'Huh?'
"I'm fine, just hand me more tissues." Sasuke tried to act as calmly as he could with as much dignity he could find.
Naruto nodded slowly as he passed Sasuke more tissues, "Daijoubu?"
"I'm fine." Damn it how could he have lost control over himself?! "Just go do what you forgot."
"Ah…" Naruto nodded again before he went back to the kitchen and walked out with a bottle.
Sasuke now, was trying to calm himself. 'Okay, Orochimaru in a tong, in a tong! It's not working… Gai in a tong!' He visibly cringed, 'Okay ew…'
His nosebleed was slowing down and… and… What the hell was that dobe doing?!
Sasuke's eyes were glued to Naruto's hand, which was spraying… "What are you doing?"
"Hmm?" Naruto looked up and turned to Sasuke who had a tissue to his nose, "I'm spraying whipped cream in the cookies. Kyuubi likes them that way."
"Hmm?" Naruto looked up and turned to Sasuke who had a tissue to his nose, "I'm spraying whipped cream on the cookies. Kyuubi likes them that way."
Naruto continued to spray the white fluffy stuff on the warm cookie, not even realizing Sasuke's open stare. "Kyuubi say's it's kinky." He paused for a moment, "Though I'm not quite sure what that means, he won't tell me."
What the…
Naruto then lifted the cookie to his mouth and bit into it. He made the most delicious sounds- they were delicious to Sasuke anyway- as he chewed on the cookie.
He continued nibbling on the side like a mouse ignoring the way Sasuke had clenched the tissue before he flicked out a tongue to lick the whip cream at the corner of his mouth.
-GUSH-
Naruto stopped chewing and turned to Sasuke and visibly jumped, "Arrrrh! Sasuke! Y-Y-You're nose! Is bleeding! A lot!"
'It's your fault you delicious thing!' Sasuke was having a hard time controlling this. He couldn't face Naruto like this. Damn this day! So he got up and jumped out the window, leaving a trail of blood behind.
Naruto stood and looked out the window worriedly. "Was it something I said?"
-"Nope, it was a success."- Kyuubi grinned as he slapped four of his tails together in victory.
To be continued.
Well I hope it didn't totally suck... -tries to dodge tomatoes- I'm trying, I'm trying!