Continuation of last time's.
To: [Everyone]
From: Alfred F. Jones
So, let me remind all of you of what I said earlier...
I AM THE AWESOMEST! AND DON'T YOU DENY IT!
- AMERICA THE HERO!
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Bonehead
I've organized all of your mail to me into the "spam" label.
England
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Matthias Køhler
In response to your claim that you are the most awesome, I would like to point out that not only am I older than you are, but I also have more brain cells than you do.
Denmark
To: Matthias Køhler
From: Alfred F. Jones
At least I haven't spent half my life on the floor drunk!
- AMERICA THE HERO!
To: Alfred F. Jones and Matthias Køhler
From: Gilbert Beilschmidt
You two shut up! You are both dwarfed by my incredible awesomeness! Now bow down before the great PRUSSIA!
With love,
THE AWESOME PRUSSIA!
To: Gilbert Beilschmidt
From: Alfred F. Jones and Matthias Køhler
You're not a country anymore, so shut your trap.
Sincerely,
AMERICA (THE HERO!) and Denmark.
To: Alfred F. Jones, Ludwig, and Matthias Køhler
From: Gilbert Beilschmidt
So what? I can still be awesome even if I'm not a country! West agrees, right, West?
- THE GREAT AND AWESOME PRUSSIA!
To: Gilbert Beilschmidt
From: Ludwig
I will if you promise to stop ransacking my house at regular intervals seeking my beer.
Germany
To: Ludwig
From: Gilbert Beilschmidt
Aw, come on, West! Be a good sport!
- THE GREAT AND AWESOME KINGDOM OF PRUSSIA!
[Note to Germany]
I, the great and awesome Prussia, solemnly swear that I will never again ransack West's house in a quest for his beer!
Signed,
Prussia
To: Ludwig
From: Bonehead
Did something happen between you and Prussia or something? Because today your dipsomaniacal brother turned up at my house and stole all of my ale with me standing right there! And I thought I'd already convinced him to take only your alcohol!
England
PS.: Ignore the name, China changed it to "Bonehead" and won't change it back.
To: Bonehead
From: Ludwig
SO IT WAS YOU WHO TOLD HIM TO TAKE MY BEER!
To: Ludwig
From: Bonehead
Yes, of course. Better you than Russia. You do NOT want to see Russia on vodka withdrawal.
England
PS.: Why does everyone hate the caps lock key? You're all banging at it every day.
To: Ludwig
From: Gilbert Beilschmidt
Hey! Now that I've stopped taking your beer, will you say that I'm the most awesome?
- THE GREAT AND INCREDIBLY AWESOME KINGDOM OF PRUSSIA
To: Alfred F. Jones and Matthias Køhler
From: Gilbert Beilschmidt
HA! West says I'm the most awesome of all! Suck it, losers!
- THE GREAT AND INCREDIBLY AWESOME AND AMAZING KINGDOM OF PRUSSIA!
To: Gilbert Beilschmidt
From: Ivan Braginski
The Baltics say I'm the most awesome.
Russia :)
To: Ivan Braginski
From: Gilbert Beilschmidt
That's just because you bullied them into it.
- THE GREAT, INCREDIBLY AWESOME, AMAZING, AND HOLY KINGDOM OF PRUSSIA!
To: Bonehead
From: Alfred F. Jones
HEY ENGLAND!
I just got another idea! How about you say I'm the most awesome and I'll fix your name!
- AMERICA THE HERO!
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Bonehead
No way. I'd rather be stuck with "Bonehead" as a name than say you're the most awesome.
England
To: Bonehead
From: Alfred F. Jones
How about if I tie up France so you can beat him up all you want andI fix your name?
- AMERICA THE HERO!
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Bonehead
Deal.
England
To: Yao Wang
From: Alfred F. Jones
HEY CHINA!
Fix England's name or I'll paint the Great Wall purple!
- AMERICA THE HERO!
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Yao Wang
I'm aiming missiles at the United States. Now, should I bomb the White House or Lady Liberty?
- China
To: Yao Wang
From: Alfred F. Jones
NEITHER! How about I pay you a billion yuan?
- AMERICA THE HERO!
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Yao Wang
Fine. Fork it over, báichī.
China
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: XXXXXX XXXXX
Why did you suddenly give China 157,915,527.62 USD?
America's Boss
To: XXXXXX XXXXX
From: Alfred F. Jones
Because I'm the awesomest!
- AMERICA THE HERO!
To: Alfred f. Jones
From: XXXXXX XXXXX
"Awesomest" is not a word.
America's Boss
To: XXXXXX XXXXX
From: Alfred F. Jones
AH WELL! Since Spanish is quickly becoming my second language, you can excuse bad grammer! Spain is kinda cuckoo, so I really don't know why I chose that particular language!
- AMERICA THE HERO!
To: [Everyone]
From: Arthur Kirkland
Alright, I really hate to say it, but I made a deal so here it is: Out of America, Denmark and Prussia, America is the most awesome. Now someone please kill me.
England
To: Arthur Kirkland
From: Yao Wang
I will!
China
To: Yao Wang
From: Arthur Kirkland
I didn't really mean it, idiot.
England
[Text]
To: Francis Bonnefoy
Yo France! I'll get you out of that guillotine Britain plans on chopping your head off with if you say I'm the most awesome!
- AMERICA THE HERO!
[Text]
To: Alfred F. Jones
From: Francis Bonnefoy
YES! He's just gone to eat his mutants – sorry, scones!
~France
To: [Everyone]
From: Francis Bonnefoy
I want to kill myself for saying this: America is the most awesome.
~France
To: [Denmark's Boss]
From: Matthias Køhler
That moron America has Britain and France on his side! Any ideas?
Denmark
To: Otto von Bismarck
From: Gilbert Beilschmidt
Denmark has played the Lego card and America somehow has Britain and that frog's somewhat reluctant support! But everyone knows deep down that I'm the most awesome! Since you're my old boss, what should I do?
- THE UNBELIEVABLY GREAT, INCREDIBLY AWESOME, AMAZING, AND HOLY KINGDOM OF PRUSSIA!
To: Gilbert Beilschmidt
From: Otto Von Bismarck
How did you manage to contact me in the afterlife?
To: Otto von Bismarck
From: Gilbert Beilschmidt
No idea! For all I know, you might just be some moral idiot pretending to be my old boss! Now just answer the question already!
- THE UNBELIEVABLY AND UNIMAGINABLY GREAT, INCREDIBLY AWESOME, AMAZING, AND HOLY KINGDOM OF PRUSSIA!
To: Gilbert Beilschmidt
From: Otto von Bismarck
Ah, just keep spamming everyone's inboxes or something.
To: [Everyone]
From: Gilbert Beilschmidt
PRUSSIA IS THE MOST AWESOME!
- THE MOST AWESOME: THE UNBELIEVABLY AND UNIMAGINABLY GREAT, INCREDIBLY AWESOME, AMAZING, AND HOLY KINGDOM OF PRUSSIA!
To: [Everyone]
From: Gilbert Beilschmidt
PRUSSIA IS THE MOST AWESOME!
- THE MOST AWESOME: THE UNBELIEVABLY AND UNIMAGINABLY GREAT, INCREDIBLY AWESOME, AMAZING, AND HOLY KINGDOM OF PRUSSIA!
To: [Everyone]
From: Gilbert Beilschmidt
PRUSSIA IS THE MOST AWESOME!
- THE MOST AWESOME: THE UNBELIEVABLY AND UNIMAGINABLY GREAT, INCREDIBLY AWESOME, AMAZING, AND HOLY KINGDOM OF PRUSSIA!
To: Gilbert Beilschmidt
From: Arthur Kirkland
SHUT UP!
Yep, I managed to drag this thing along for another part. Though I'm definitely finishing up in the next one. More ideas would be great.