DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN its the penultimate chapter!
So what can I possibly do for the next hour or so until everyone returns? Play videogames of course!
I was close – so close! – to winning when jerk-face distracted me. "Do you have to play videogames all the time?"
I groan in despair while the game over music plays. "Do you have to molest chocolate all the time?"
He decides to ignore my last statement
"It looks like all the excitement of the game has given you a little problem…" He stares downwards pointedly with a hungry look on his face. I quickly glance down – just to check.
"No it hasn't! and it's not like I have to jack over it, like you do with chocolate!"
"I don't jack over chocolate. The thing turning me on last night definitely wasn't chocolate."
Um. Why is he still staring at my crotch? Ah. Me. I made him hard. Which means he's –
"Fuck! I aint homo!"
"I might just do that…" He moves so that he's straddling me and starts grinding.
Hell. No. the biting I don't mind so much, but this? Ahh, biting. No! stop this! Push him off!
Wait. Why are my hands unzipping his leather vest? Hang on, why is he letting you? Ah, because he wants to take off my stripes.
Stop him! This is wrong on so many levels! FOR FUCKS SAKE, STOP UNLACING HIS TROUSERS! Ooh, no boxers, hmm?
OHMYGOD! That's cold! Near stands nearby with an empty bucket in his hands. Mello, who got hit by most of the water, leapt up and began chasing him.
I don't care what happens next, really. I just want to put on my shirt and leave. I need time to think.
Shit. Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on? Silence.
Oh wait, I'm talking to myself in my head. That would explain the lack of response. This is seriously unfair. Why can't he be a girl, for god's sake?
Hang on how many proper girlfriends have you actually had? Hmm? Answer: none. Oh fuck, does this make me gay? How could I not have noticed it before now?
Oh yeah, this is the first time anyone's actually liked me in that way and shown it. Although I'm not sure Mello actually likes me, it's more of an 'I'll use him to satisfy my biting fetish and…*evil smirk*…other things.'
What's wrong with being gay anyway? They'll destroy you; ruin your life. Comments about it everywhere you go, I won't be able to cope.
What's good about being gay? One word: Mello…