Experiment XIII
(final chapter)
Authors Note: Yes…it's all over…oh and I'll explain why in the bottom AN. When I am thinking of it being over I'm hearing the KH 358/2 days Dearly Beloved in the background. It's depressing.
Xion: Why is it over?
Jlbean: …cause it is…
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Xion: Thank you for supporting our upcoming marriage!
Jlbean: (eye twich) …Y U NO HATE? I NO HAPPY?
Xion: I can't hate her if she supports our love honey.
Jlbean: 1, I'm not talking to you psychotic woman. 2, I'm not going to marry you. Period. Oh and, if were nobody's, how do you love meh?
Xion: I dunno.
Jlbean: …(eye twich)…
Disclaimer:
Xion: Kingdom Hearts will be his! He has me!
Jlbean: (extreme eye twich)…(blushes like a tomato on fire in a furnace painted red)…
Day 2 Night: Funeral
(358/2 days Dearly beloved in the background…open up a new tab and listen to it on youtube for ultimate saddening effects)
Xemnas: We have gathered here today to honor Jlbean in his death.
Xion: (crying continuously)
Larxene: (slaps Xion) Shut up…he never loved you anyway…
Xion: (Crys even louder)
Xemnas: Oh dear…Xion don't…cry…(begins to cry)
Roxas: HEY! DON'T HIT HER!
Larxene: (slaps Roxas) Shut up…aren't you dead?
Roxas:…no…that was my FanFiction stunt double…
Larxene: Shame…
Marluxia: SHUT UP!
Larxene: (slaps Marluxia) shut up…(looks at him strangely)…wait…why did you…
Roxas: (looks at Marluxia wide eyed…an scoots away from him…fifteen chairs away…) woah…
Xemnas: Everyone…its…ok…ok…ok-k-kAAYYYYY!(begins to cry crazily)
Larxene: (slaps Xemnas) SHADDUP!
Xemnas: (snaps his fingers and says) OH NO SHE DIDN'T! (lunges at Larxene)
(Fight…15 min. later)
Hooded figure: SHADDUP!
Xion: Who are you? (gasp) I know that voice! It's-it's…you! (hugs the hooded figure)
Hooded figure: Umm…
Xion: (pulls off the hooded guys hood to reveal…)
Everyone: (gasp)
Xion: Jlbean!
Jlbean: Uh…Xem…can I get a restraining order?
Xemnas: No…you live together…
Jlbean: …you made that sound…so wrong…
Xemnas: (smirks) I know…you live together…in the castle…so no…
Jlbean: (disappointed)
Xion: (smirks) I know what'll cheer you up. (kisses Jlbean)
Jlbean: (poker face) …
Xion: (attempts to hug Jlbean but he dodges)
Jlbean: (troll face) Problem Xion?
Xion: (shakes fist) I WILL GET YOU!
Jlbean: Not today! (runs off)
Xemnas: …funeral's…over?
Xion: Yay!
Meanwhile
Jlbean: (rocking in the corner sucking his thumb) …
Demyx: (rocking next to Jlbean, repeatedly saying) there are no meme's…there are no meme's…there are no meme's…
End authors note: Ok…I owe you all an explaination…hmm…how do I say this? I GOT YOU FOOLS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THIS ISN'T THE LAST CHAPTER! HAHAHAHAHAHHA! Ok…so umm…yeah…(troll face) PROBLEM?