A/N: I'm just going to do Prachel to get it over with.

-Chocopie09

DISCLAIMER: Disclaimer Persona: "DO YOU OWN THE PJO SERIES?"

Me: *sobs loudly and dramatically* If I did, I would have an enormous mansion, and a plasma TV, and a phone and…

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Kronos on…PRACHEL!

"This relationship was doomed from the start because even if Percy Jackson and that spoiled brat Rachel actually became official boyfriend/girlfriend, that whiney little girl Annabeth would still take her Celestial bronze knife and kill Rachel. Or at least brutally disfigure her.

"Oh well, as much as I'd enjoy seeing that scene, Rachel doesn't even like Percy anyway. She freakin' dumped him in from of a goddess! 'Percy, I know what my destiny is now. Our fates were never intertwined.' Come on, what a lame way to end a relationship that never even started anyway! *Big dramatic sigh...*

"Wait…what is that dark crowd coming my way…it looks like a bunch of people carrying axes…*interview is abruptly stopped as Kronos is hacked to little pieces with axes by people wearing T-shirts that say PRACHEL FOREVA!*

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A/N: I thought it was pretty harsh when Rachel dumped Percy….

Review or I will give you Kronos' fate!

-Chocopie09