"I guess it's my turn," mentioned Natsu, rubbing his eyes sluggishly. "Since the last dare was given to Laxus, who couldn't complete it."
Erza nodded. "Yep, let's get this game over with, finally."
Natsu said, "Juvia, truth or dare?"
Juvia clutched onto Gray's arm and rested her face on it. She couldn't help but notice how adorable he looked in the morning, hair messy from sleep and yawning. She gave a small smile before saying, "Dare,"
Natsu grinned. "Call Gildarts. Try to sell him some tampons." Wendy started giggling while Lucy rolled her eyes. Normal people would honor their S-Class mages that strove so hard to serve the guild, but Natsu just wouldn't do that. Then again, who was she to be talking, when she just played a nasty prank on Erza?
Juvia grinned. "This'll be fun!" Gray said. "Finally, the flame brain's gotten a good idea."
Wendy had a mischevious glint in her eyes. "You gotta admit, the ice cube idea was pretty cool, too!" She added.
"My, my, child. You truly are 'one with the guild'." Charle noted.
Juvia took out a phone. It had Gray shirtless as it's wallpaper. "Hey, when'd you snap that picture?!" Croaked Gray.
"Shhh!" Juvia said, ear to the phone. The coversation between her and Gildarts went as follows:
Juvia: Hello! This is Suki from Tampax. You've been signed up for promotional deals and offers for our products by telephone.
Gildarts (murmuring): Shitty little brats did this, I bet. I'll kill Natsu for signing me up for this bullcrap.
Gildarts: Er, no than-
Juvia: We insist! With these special super plus tampons, we stop the leaks before they happen!
Gildarts: Please, mis-
Juvia: Ever soiled your favorite panties or thong with that embarrassing red stain? Well fear no more! These tampons will absorb the leak before even a drop hits that fancy thong you wear!
Gildarts: I don't wear tho-
Juvia: With this special promotional offer, you can get ten boxes of super plus tampons for the price of nine! What a deal! Just because you seem to have a great personality, I'll throw in another box! That's eleven boxes for the price of nine!
Gildarts: PLEASE ST-
Juvia: But that's not all! Order within the next minute and I'll also throw in three pairs of fancy new panties!
Gildarts: IS THAT NATSU LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROU-
Juvia: Your account has been charged and expect the orders to arrive between 8-10 business days! Thank you for your purchase and have a wonderful day!
Juvia nervously slammed the phone down, everyone laughing in the background. Even Charle had cracked a grin, and Natsu laughed so hard he cried. "Imagine the look on his face!" He cried, howling with laughter.
Gray was nearly sobbing with all his laughter. "Gildarts is gonna kill you, Natsu!"
Wendy fell onto the floor, she couldn't handle it. Erza couldn't breathe because of how much she was laughing, Lucy was crying, while Juvia and Jellal had nearly passed out.
When they all came to their senses, Juvia gave a few more laughs before asking, "Gray-sama, truth or dare?" She snuggled into his arm more.
"Truth." He chose, nervously rubbing his hair.
"Put your clothes on!" Yelled Charle.
He glanced down. "KYAAA!" He shouted, scurrying to find his clothes.
Juvia laughed. "Okay, if I was a food, what kind of food would I be? And would you eat me?" She asked seductively, flipping her hair and folding one leg over the other.
"THERE'S A CHILD IN HERE!" Cried Charle, gesturing towards Wendy with her face completely red.
Gray winced. "KYAA! Juvia! Do I really have to answer that?" He asked.
"Yes! Or else you're out of the game!" Juvia cried.
"Well, I'm out, then!" He said, annoyed, as he left the room.
"GRAAYYY-SAMAAAA!" Juvia cried, following him out the room as she cried waterfalls.
"I JUST GOT A NEW CARPET, JUVIA!" Lucy cried.
The room was silent with the abscence of two of the people who belonged in there, but soon enough, Jellal started laughing. "What is it?" Asked Lucy, confused.
"Gray's gonna be in a bikini," He mentioned, nervously chuckling. "Can I start the next game?" Jellal added.
"Why not?" Asked Lucy, absentmindedly stroking a lock of her hair.
"Okay, Lucy, truth or dare?" Jellal asked, slipping an arm around Erza's shoulders, who blushed.
"Err, dare," She said, frowning. While dares could be particuarly bad, she couldn't bear to be asked a similar question as Gray.
Jellal kissed Erza's forehead. "Show Natsu your nastiest hentai." He commanded, Erza grinning from beside him.
"So inappropriate!" Mused Charle.
Lucy sighed. "I hate myself for owning this," She said, pulling out a manga from her shelf. Natsu had been zoning out, and suddenly jerked back to reality.
"Wha?" He asked, Lucy plopping right next to him.
Lucy began showing the hentai to Natsu. "LUCY! NO THIS ISN'T OKAY!" He cried. He got a major nosebleed. "No- don't tell me that's a- it is! What's that strangely colored stuff?! No! Don't put that there!" He said, deeply upset by what he saw.
Eventually, they finished the chapter and Natsu stared at the wall. "I'll never recover from that experience," He groaned, staring blankly.
"Well, considering you'll end up doing the same things with Lucy-" Happy giggled, before recieving a menacing glare from Natsu. Everyone chuckled, besides Charle whose cheeks were aflame.
"Wendy, truth or dare?" Asked Lucy, staring at the bluenette.