A/N: I think that this story is officially written for iamkagomeiloveinuyasha cause she is the only one reviewing! So this chappie...and story...is exclusively for you! Hope ya enjoy!

P.S. - sorry for the lyrics on chappies 1-2 and 5, but im too lazy to fix them! so too bad. Dont worry, any future lyrics, which is barely any, will not be all squished together! BYE BYE!

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous 6

The next day the group decided to sleep in. Last night, practice was horrible. Inuyasha kept falling asleep in the middle of singing a song, Shippo suddenly stopped drumming and started snoring, and the other two...let's just say they couldn't stay on their feet.

However, since the boys usually play for the girls', and even if they dont, they still had to be on the stage back up dancing, they had to practice even harder and learn the right steps. All in all, every muscle in their body hurt like hell.

As the bands slept, two of them dreamt. But were these dreams really normal?

(Inuyasha's Dream...)

Inuyasha regained his senses and saw that he was in a place with a very breath taking scenery. The sky was azure, the grass was greener than green if that were even possible, and everything seemed surreal. But when he looked down, he noticed...

"AHH I'M A PONY!" he yelled. Yup, Inuyasha had somehow turned into a talking my little pony. He was all silvery white with a silvery white mane, golden eyes, and a tattoo of his sword on his back thigh.

"Dammit! What the hell is going on! Whoah is that who I think it is?" Inuyasha said to himself catching a glimpse of a tan pony with a jet black mane and sapphire blue eyes. It's tattoo was that of a tornado, unmistakingly Kouga.

"Hey ya wimpy wolf! Or should I say wimpy dwarf pony?" Inuyasha chuckled, or as close as chuckling as he could get to. The pony turned to face him and had what was supposed to be a grin on his face.

"Oh Inuyasha! You've finally come, we've been waiting for you! Now we could save the world from those evil bunnincula look alikes!" 'Kouga' replied in an overly excited tone. Inuyasha looked at him incredulously.

"What the hell are you talking about! What damn bunnincula look alikes? What the hell is wrong with you!" Inuyasha...neighed angrily.

Kouga just shook his head disappointedly. "Such language my friend, but I'll let it slip, come on we have to meet with the others." Kouga said and started gallopping to his right. Inuyasha stared after him, shrugged, and gallopped behind him.

Soon they arrived at what was supposed to be a stable and inside were three other ponies. One of them was speaking and it had light tanned skin and a red mane with emerald green eyes. It's tattoo was of illusions. Shippo, Inuyasha declared.

"The bunninculas are- Inuyasha! Glad you could join us buddy!" Shippo exclaimed raising his front legs in happiness. Inuyasha just...stared.

"What is going on here? What the hell are we?" Inuyasha said slowly. The other ponies smiled at him.

"Didn't you hear dear brother! The world's about to be attacked by bunninculas, vampire bunnies! We must save everyone and the stables in the world!" a pony identical to Inuyasha except for the tattoo, which was of a different sword, answered, Sesshoumaru most likely.

"Yes yes! They will be attacking soon so we must get going! Remember, the only way to save the planet is to love, love, and love some more! Only love could destroy the bunninculas, not violence!" the last pony, a gray pony with a black mane, violet blue eyes, and a tattoo of a black wind tunnel, ofcourse it had to be Miroku, said.

"Then let's get going!" Shippo neighed and the others excpet Inuyasha nodded. The half demon turned pony looked at everyone like as if they had boogers coming out of their noses.

They went outside and saw that Pony land was already under attack by the dreaded bunninculas. Inuyasha watched on as no one flinched, just smiled tenderly and tried to coax the vampire bunnies into not destroying the world. Soon, the bunninculas perished with all these kind words and turned into ashes. All of the ponies in pony land cheered.

"I'm fucking sick and tired of this! What the hell is all this lovey dovey crap! What is worng with the guys I used to know! WHERE IN THE SEVEN HELLS AM I!" Inuyasha yelled stomping on the ground. The other ponies looked at him with smiles on their faces.

"Well, it seems like there's one very unhappy pony around here..." Shippo started grinning at the hanyou turned pony. He took a step further while Inuyasha gulped and took a step back.

"And you know what that means..." Miroku followed. Soon, all of the ponies in Pony Land were enclosing around Inuyasha, who was getting very freaked out with all these weird grins.

"To rehab..." Sesshoumaru grinned. Inuyasha's golden eyes widened.

"Maybe there he would learn how to love..." Kouga said lastly, also grinning. Inuyasha yelped as all the ponies started to go after him, using their weird love powers to trap the hanyou turned pony.

"You'll never catch me with that love shit!" Inuyasha sneered behind him as he galloped over a log. He then noticed that there were many logs in the way of his escape and the others were gaining on him quickly. Weren't they a mile behind him just a second ago?

Just as Inuyasha was about to jump over another log, he jumped too fast and ended up tripping over the log. He fell and noticed that he injured his front leg.

"Dammit!" he cursed looking behind him. All the ponies in pony land were there, smiling hideously. Inuyasha gulped, trying to get as far away as he could, it was just to scary...

"It is time." Shippo chuckled.

"Momma no..." Inuyasha whimpered pathetically.

They all started coming closer, now laughing maniacally while Inuyasha just whimpered or whatever whimpering was with a horse. They came closer, so close that their manes were touching, and then...

"NO! NOT TO THE JUNIOR WEINER HOUSE! NOOOO!"

(Out of Dream State)

Inuyasha was still whimpering in his sleep, tossing and turning once in a while. Beads of sweat were starting to form on his brows, it was a miracle that the girl next to him didn't wake up.

But she seemed to be in the same sitsuation...

(Kagome's Dream...)

Kagome opened her eyes and noticed that she was in an airport. From the huge glass window she could see big incoming and departing planes. Most of them read Delta Airlines or American Airlines.

Kagome looked around and also saw that she was with her band and the Demons Within. Sesshoumaru was also there since he was their manager and had to make sure none of them committed suicide...

"Flight number 23751 going to New York City, New York departing at 11:30 AM is now boarding at gate B." the intercom said.

"That's our flight." Shippo sighed and gathered his carry on bags. The others did the same.

"Why are we going to New York again?" Kagome asked confused. She didn't remember anything, but of course she was dreaming wasn't she?

"What do you mean? You dont remember? We have to take that photo shoot in New York." Kirara replied raising one of her eye brows. Kagome ohed and started walking with the others even if she still didn't remember.

The two bands walked towards the escalator and stepped on it. Once they reached the top, they stepped through these wide black doors and what was on the other side shocked Kagome to a near heart attack. Why wasn't anyone else fazed by this!

"Hello! You guys what the heck is a forest doing in an airport! It's like a wilderness out here!" Kagome exclaimed. The others only looked at eachother boredly then to Kagome.

"Our plane is in here somewhere. We have to find it before 11:30." Kouga replied as if he could be doing better things. Actually everyone seemed so bored and careless, as if they could drop dead any moment. What was wrong with these people?

"Whatever you say buddy." Kagome sighed and they all started their trek into the forest. She felt like she was in the jungle from Anacondas.

"Ughh, all this grass and mudd are going to ruin my new Gucci boots. They were very expensive ya know." Rin said disgusted.

Kagome was the only one that stared at her. Rin was never like that. She only bought expensive things for fancy get togethers. Besides, Rin never complained about how she looked or her things getting dirty or ruined. Instead, she was the one who dirtied her stuff willingly.

"Rin what's wrong with you? You were never like that!"

"What are you talking about Kagome, dont you agree? White boots dont go with mudd and grass. It's...ugghhh. And these boots are way too expesnive, they cost me $14500 dollars imported from Italy." Rin stated.

"She's right. I mean look what the weather is doing to my hair! And I just had it blow dried by a proffessional stylist!" Sango added. All the girls nodded while Kagome stared at them with shocked eyes. Sango only let the girls from the band touch her hair, or she'd do it herself.

"I wont even ask..."

The bands continued to walk until the girls, except for Kagome who mentally stated that the girls were too whiny, complained about being tired. The boys said whatever and let them get some rest.

"I'm hungry! And these damn bugs are annoying me! WAA I wanna find the plane already!" Kirara wailed.

"It's ok Kira, we're almost there. Now here you go, you could have some of my ramen. Would you like that?" Inuyasha asked gently and nicely for the first time since...he was three? Kirara sniffed and said no loudly. Kagome was stupefied.

"I want you to buy me that new Lacoste handbag for me will ya?"

"Anything for my friends."

"Hey wait a minute! Seeing Inuyasha acting nice is disturbing! What's going on here! The girls are so whiny and picky and the guys could drop dead any second! Explain now!" Kagome yelled. Everyone ignored her and went back to sulking or just plain staring.

"I dont know why we didn't get a private jet! It's much faster and cleaner! We wouldn't have to go through all this!" Sango complained.

"And my make up! See what the humidity is doing to me! Do you!"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP DAMMIT! MY GOD WHAT A BUNCH OF PRISSY GIRLS! I'D KILL YOU ALL IF I HAD THE CHANCE!" Miroku yelled, red in anger. Everyone excpet for Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, and Kouga glared at him. The three prissy girls huffed in anger and just turned away.

"Calm down Miroku, they're girls, they need the best. Now there will be no violence because then I would get in trouble, you dont want that do you?" Sesshoumaru said as if he were talking to a kindergartener. Miroku smirked.

"Why wouldn't I want to get you into trouble? And if I say there's going to be violence there's going to be violence! Understand fluffy?"

"Y..yes Miroku-sama." Sesshoumaru said nervously. Kagome's eyes looked like boiled eggs.

'What in the world! First the girls are acting preppy, then Inuyasha is acting nice, Kouga and Shippo are dead to the world, Miroku is bullying everyone, and Sesshoumaru is partially bipolar! What the hell is going on!' Kagome thought.

Soon the group decided to move on and try to find their plane. Everything was normal, or as normal as it can get when you have prep girls, bullies, geeks, and dead to the world band memebers. That is until IT came.

"EEEKKKK OMG IT'S A SNAKE! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!" all the girls except for Kagome shrieked who just raised an eye brow. It was only a small snake, about the size of her hand. It looked pretty cute too.

"Jeez, come on you guys! Didn't you girls tell me that you liked snakes?" Kagome said to the girls who had jumped on an old log.

"Ewww no there so slimy and slithery and icky! God they're so disgusting!" Rin shrieked.

"-sigh-, I'll get rid of it." Kouga said devoid of any emotion. Just like Sesshoumaru used to be. The wolf demon picked up the small snake and was about to throw it away from the group when suddenly it bit him really hard. The girls yet again shrieked while Kouga nursed his injured hand.

"I'll get it for you Kouga! Oh wait look a frog! It's so small and colorful! Aww it's staring at me! Oh wait, it's licking me! AHHH IT BURNS! GET IF OFF ME! AHHH-ribbup ... ribbup...ribbuppp." Inuyasha shouted.

It turned out that while Inuyasha was going for the small snake that bit Kouga, he saw a very small tree frog. Taking a chance to admire the frog, he stopped, giving the frog it's chance to curse the poor hanyou. Now, it was as if Inuyasha were a frog in his mind but a hanyou physically.

"Ah, help me, help me. My wound hurts like hell. Oh no I feel like crawling on the ground. Slither...slither...slither." Kouga said monotonously. Then he started slithering on the ground as if he were a snake, which was what he thought in his right mind. Soon he started to 'slither' away from the group.

"Ribbup, ribbup." and soon Inuyasha was starting to 'hop' away from the group like a frog would, all the while chanting ribbup ribbup.

"NO! INNNUUYYYAASSSHHAAAA! COME BACK! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BUY ME MY HANDBAG!" Kirara yelled running after the quickly hopping away hanyou. Kagome sweat dropped while her shocked eyes widened.

"That went well, right!" Sesshoumaru said enthusiastically. Meanwhile all they could here were faint ribbup ribbups, faint slither slithers, and Kirara's screaming.

"WHAT! YOU CALL INUYASHA PRETENDING TO BE A FROG AND KOUGA PRETENDING TO BE A SNAKE NORMAL! ARE YOU INSANE!" Kagome yelled in fury at Sesshoumaru who was shaking in fear.

"OI! I'm the only one who's supposed to make Sesshoumaru shake in fear! You fucking wench!" Miroku stepped in. Kagome was flabbergasted.

"Stop fighting my god! Well atleast we have 6 members of our group left." Rin said boredly.

"Oh no! I'm not staying with you sick bunch! Im tired of all of you!" Sesshoumaru yelled with wide eyes. Suddenly he took a propeller top and twisted it to get it running. The next thing the rest of the gang knew was that Sesshoumaru was flying away with a propeller on his head.

"Huh? NO WAIT! SESSHY! FLUFFY-KINS! DONT LEAVE ME! I LOVE YOU!" Rin yelled after Sesshoumaru. Then, she did the same thing Sesshoumaru did and flew off after him yelling random things. Everyone esle was either dumbstruck or didn't care.

"Whatever, let's get moving. We got a half an hour to find this damn plane." Miroku said. Sango and Shippo nodded while Kagome still stood in shock.

"Well are you coming or not!" the dark haired man snapped. Kagome stumbled and followed the rest of her reamining companions. She didn't care anymore. Whatever happened she didn't care anymore. SHE JUST DIDN'T CARE ANYMORE DAMMIT!

15 minutes of Miroku arguing, Sango talking about how the humidity ruined her image, Shippo being dead to the world, and Kagome still in shock passed by. They still didn't find the bloody plane and Miroku was getting cranky. Soon, even Shippo was tired of it.

"Sorry guys you're all too boring. See ya in New York." Shippo said. Being the master of illusions, he poofed into a huge pink ball and floated into the sky, to god nows where. How would he make it to New York? No one knows.

"Well there goes Shippo." Sango sighed. Kagome mumbled some incoherent words before following Miroku again.

The trio kept on walking as if nothing had ever happened. If it weren't for something shining ahead of them, Kagome would have made that painfully clear.

"Hey is that what I think it is?" she asked instead. The other two looked to where she pointed to. It was the plane! Oh sweet lord it was the plane! They were saved!

"Whoever's last is a rotten egg!" Sango shouted laughing girlsihly. But what she didn't notice was that there was a trap set up infront of the plane. She ended up falling into a really, really, really, really deep hole. Kagome gasped and ran up to the hole, searching for Sango in the abyss.

"Sango! Sango! I could hear her screams, but I cant see her..." Kagome said to Miroku, but the black haired guy didn't pay attention to her. He only kept walking to the plane.

"Miroku dont you care that your girlfriend just fell into a trap!" at this point Kagome had her hands on her hips, ready to scold Miroku painfully if she needed to. Miroku only scoffed at her, much like Inuyasha would have done.

'Did everyone swap personalities or something?' Kagome thought truly confused.

"Girlfriend? Come on wench! You know that I wouldn't get together with that type of girl!" Miroku was seriously laughing at Kagome's 'stupidity'. Kagome just blanked and twitched.

While Miroku walked towards the plane, Kagome stayed behind and curled into a fedal position. She started rocking back and forth as if she really had some mental issues. Which she thought she did. All the things Kagome encountered, the freakishly truth started to sink into her head. She was crazy. She had mental problems.

"There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!"

(Out of Dream State)

"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!"

"NOT THE JUNIOR WEINERS! NOOOO!"

The two bolted right up once they were done screaming at eachother. They panted, gasping for a quick breath of air. Kagome held a hand to her heart, trying to calm her racing heart while Inuyasha tried to stop his trembling. That was the weirdest dream the two had ever had in their lives.

"-gasp- Did you -cough- have a -inhale- strange dream too?" Kagome asked turning to face her silver haired lover. His unconcealed dog ears were twitching maddly ontop of his head, suddenly making her have the urge to...rubb...

"Yeah...it was...oh gods I cant even say it!"

"Mine was so weird...and you were actually...oh lord...nice to people!" At the word nice, Inuyasha sharply turned to Kagome with his eyes widened and ears twicthing towards her.

"Can you say that again? I'm afraid I didn't catch you. Me nice? No, no, no, me and nice dont match!"

"You heard me dog boy. I dreampt that you were nice. Well, everyone was kinda out of character. Miroku was a huge bully, much like you are,"

Inuyasha glared at her. "Keh, I'm not a bully! I'm just capable of expressing malovolent behavior!"

"Are you sure you understand what that word means?" Another hard glare. Oh how Kagome loved it when he was angry, it made him even more sexually appealing. The way his eyes had that firey glint in them, the way his lips were curled into a tight thin line, the way his ears were alert on his head...but it was even sexier when he was snarling!

"Ok ok, I'm sorry. Jeez...as I was saying...the three girls were so damn preppy, it wasn't even funny! Sesshoumaru was acting like a total bi polar wimp-" Kagome had to pause when Inuyasha started laughing out loud. Sesshoumaru and wimp definately didn't match!

"HAHAHAHAHA! That has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard! I dare you to tell him about your dream so that he could rip your head off!"

"Come on! Stop interrupting me! And stop trying to get me killed!" Inuyasha stopped laughing, but still chuckled now and then at the thought. Kagome sighed and continued her story.

"-sigh- As I was saying...again...Kouga and Shippo were acting like Sesshoumaru, monotone and dead to the world, and dont get me started on the part when you were acting like a frog!" Inuyasha paused his going-to-laugh-but-trying-not-to-so-that- phsyco-bitches-wouldn't-murder-me expression and stared long and hard at the raven haired miko next to him. A frog...that was more degrading than being nice...in some ways...

"Keh, atleast it wasn't a my little pony..." Kagome perked at this and wondered about what he meant. My little pony...Inuyasha...my little pony...Inuyasha...what was the connection?

"Huh? My little pony?" Inuyasha sighed and raked a hand through his long silver haired that flowed around him.

"My dream was that me and the guys were my little ponies...and the guys -even Sesshoumaru- were so calm and nice...it was disgusting! Then these...killer bunninculas came and the ponies in ponyland defeated them by...by...omg...saying loving things to them! Then they went after me to try and make me into one of them! Oh the horror!"

"There, there little one, it was only a dream, that'll...never happen!" Kagome tried to soothe, but failing in the end because of her need to laugh. Inuyasha glared at her again before laughing a little himself. It was pretty stupid funny if you thought about it...

"Hahaha..hehehe...ok...calm down...deep breath...let's watch a movie, I'm super tired but I dont think we'd want to fall asleep after those dreams we had." Inuyasha nodded in agreement and looked at his alarm clock. It was 4:30 in the morning. They didn't get much sleep...but it wasn't as if they'd fall asleep after...after the mishap...

"Yeah let's go."

A/N: This chapter was so stupid it's not even funny! Omg i cant believe I could write so much shit. Oh well. bye bye and REVIEW!