If this is really random, it's my fault. I have no idea where the idea for this came from. I scribble down my drabbles in a notebook and then I type them up whenever I get the time. This one is absolutely crazy and kind of dumb, but it does reflect my own thoughts on worms (shudder).
#98 After the Rain
Roy Mustang hated rain. It was so, well, wet. Not to mention that his alchemic powers were completely useless in the rain. But what had to be the absolute worst was the worms. Hundreds of little purpley squiggles on the sidewalk, just waiting for someone to step on them and let them squish their guts out everywhere. He was staring rather gloomily at the sidewalk, thinking about worms when Hawkeye came up behind him.
"Sir? Are you okay?"
He hadn't heard her walk up, and he was surprised enough that he blurted out his thoughts. "It's the worms." He said with a shudder.
"Worms, sir?" Riza made a sound that sounded suspiciously like a snort. Roy ignored it.
"Yeah, worms. They're nasty."
"Sir, you can stand looking at a person who's gotten their brains blown out. What's so bad about worms?"
Roy couldn't think of a reply for that, he just stared at her until she sighed and left. Riza never could figure out just why the colonel hated the worms so much.
For a drabble about worms I think it turned out pretty good. It doesn't fit the theme very well though…. Please review!