Author's Note
I would firstly like to thank all of the people who commented on this story altogether. I got some interesting reviews from last episode involving the the relativity to the "Real Housewives" series and the state of future Disney Princesses, especially Mulan. I do sometimes watch Housewives for inspiration, so maybe that is why some arguments and stuff are kind of similar. Also, Mulan will not be in this season, but I do have plans for her in the future.
Last time on The Real Princesses of Disney...
(He rubs the back of his neck in nervousness, he revealed "I have been warranted for arrest in England". Being confused with the word "Arrested", she asked "So, like being held captive like you were when we met".She starts to walk around nervously, she lectures "You cannot run from authority John. I cannot believe that you have been this irresponsible. So this is what Aladdin meant")
(The contractor made Phillip aware by saying "Well to be fair, you have not been here in a month to instruct us on what you want. That war has slowed everything down". Tapping his finger on his chin in thought, the prince announced "Then my wife will be in charge of the project. Aurora, come here please", causing her to run to him "What is it sweetheart" she questioned. After grabbing her hand, he told her "I need you to take over the project of this castle for me" causing her to have a confused face)
(As the other princesses continued debating, Ariel blurts out "I am not going on the trip", earning a look from the others. The 5 other princesses sit around the table, furious with what Ariel just told them. Aurora got up and told her "You are so full of it Ariel. You do not want to go because you are a scared of what my father might to do to your kingdom when you're gone". Ariel told them "I have a war going on, Thanks Aurora, so my husband and I must stay, and I never aged with the dates
Snow White: She first said that it was because she was still depressed about what happened with her family, then not confirming the dates, then about the war Phillip filed, and then she said she confirmed the dates almost 3 weeks ago. She came up with so many excuses, but it was clear that it was because she did not want to be near Aurora)
Intro
Snow White: Wishing Wells work. My life is an example of a wish come true
Cinderella: A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes, and my heart is as big as you can imagine
Aurora: I am the perfect example of a princess. Class, Beauty, and knows when to be a Damsel in Distress
Ariel: I don't sit around wishing for a Prince or a big castle, I go after my dreams whether you like it or not.
Belle: Anyone can be a princess, but it takes REAL smarts to be a strong woman
Jasmine: I know my worth, and I know I am worth A LOT
Pocahontas: I'm in touch with my feelings and spirits, just like the Colors of the Wind
All 7 Princesses: We are the Real Princesses of Disney
"Season 1 Episode 6: To the Aztecs
Jamestown (Train stop)
("I am glad that you can come to the trip with me John" she said, clinging to his arm. "Well, I need to get away from certain things. Promise not to bring it up" he asked before Snow White and Prince showed up with their luggage "Bring up what" Snow White curiously asked, with the interracial couple acting oblivious "I am just kidding. Come and hug me" she said, running to hug her. Pocahontas worried "I wonder where the rest of them are?" Th Prince assured her "Phillip and Aurora are already here, and Belle is coming with Cindy and Charming". Jasmine and Aladdin arrived to the group with wary looks and feelings, looking at the other four.)
Snow White: Do I think Jasmine is jealous of my friendship with Pocahontas? Of course I do. Why else would she tell Poca all of these rumors about me and give us weird looks when together. She needs to grow up.
(Soon after, everyone showed up and were ready to enter the train. "Are we all here and ready" asked Cinderella, and everyone cheered with their partners. Belle looked around and realized Adam was not there "Wait" she screamed "Adam is not here yet" causing everyone to worry.)
Cinderella: Belle's fiancé was supposed to come with Charming and I to the train, which I already found odd. I know the two got into an argument after the meeting in her old town, but I know their relationship is not on good footing.
(Adam finally showed up, causing Belle to whisper angrily "What took you so long. Do you realize they are wondering about us already". He angrily whispered back "It is not like you have been home to wonder why was I late. I had a lot to do the previous night. Don't ruin this". Charming was looking for him and saw the two "Oh you are here after all. Everyone is already on the train. Come on" and the three went on the train to the Aztec tribe.)
Central Mexico (Bus stop)
(The 6 couples finally get off the bus and sees 2 Spanish men standing in front of 2 canoes and the one on the right says "Welcome to what is called Mexico" with a thick accent, impressing them all with his good English. The one on the left introduces him and his colleague "Hola, I am Alejandro Gonzales and my friend is Juan Lopez. We will be the tour guide for you while you all are here". Juan tells them "I will be the rower for the men on the right canoe, and Alejandro for the ladies. It is a long before to get to the village", while the men and women follow their travel guide to their boats. They soon find themselves amongst a waterfall and are prepared to ride it. "AZTECS" the 12 screamed as they were riding through a waterfall and getting soaked in the process")
Jasmine: I am suprised about how well these men speak English. They speak it better than Pocahontas (laughs boldly)
(The men are on their canoe with the 3 classic princes laughing the one another away from the others, Prince Adam twiddling his thumbs nervously, and John pops two beer bottles and tosses one to Aladdin. He confesses to him "I told Pocahontas about the police being after me". The non-white soon-to-be prince questioned "How did she react? How are you even here?" The blonde hushes him and told "Shh, not in front of these guys. I don't trust them." and the two start to drink their beer.)
(On the women's canoe, it is separated with the Classics plus Pocahontas on the front and the two early renaissance princesses in the back. There is some awkwardness on the boat. Jasmine commented to Belle after seeing Pocahontas and Snow White look at her for a quick second "This is exactly what I was afraid of. Snow White would separate us into groups. I know she is telling Pocahontas a bunch of shit already" earning a sigh from the brunette.)
Belle: I do not know if Jasmine is jealous of Pocahontas and/or her relationship with Snow White, but I knew she was mad. Since I am the only one she is talking to, I am just hoping she just sucks it up for the trip.
(Snow White turned around to hear Jasmine whispering in Belle's ear while looking at them. She turned to Pocahontas and Cinderella and told them "We have not even gotten to the village and Jasmine is already going on with her gossip" Pocahontas reassured her "I talked to her about this right after she invited me. I do not know what her issues are at this point" earning a disappointed sigh from Cinderella)
Pocahontas: I think she is a bit mad still for telling Snow that she accused her of hating Arabics and other non-whites, and now I am starting to see a different side of the situation.
Cinderella: I am so sick of hearing about this Jasmine vs Snow White, or this Ariel vs Aurora mess. We cannot get through a function or event without tension and issues. It is really annoying.
Denmark (Beach)
(The couple is relaxing the beach with guards on each entrance. They are cuddling as she teases "Isn't it good to relax and not think about anything" nuzzling his chest. He leans on her head and responded "Yes it is. I know we have not spent much time together since I haplanning running a stupid war and you grieving. I am glad to just be alone and to not engage in with what the others are doing in the New World" looking straight in her eyes, he confessed "I am sorry about what happened when I went sailing. If we did not go, all of your sisters would be alive and your family wouldn't hate him. I am a crappy ruler", sinking his head between his knees and editing from the cuddle. She looks at him and reassured him "You were not the one who met the anchors down, and my sisters knew I wanted to join the land for a while. They are mad because they are ignorant. Now I do not want to hear any more")
Ariel: What people seem to forget is that Eric has a heart of gold and would never intentionally hurt someone unless they are bad people. I worry about him sometimes. His guilt is very big.
Tenochtitlan
Aurora: So we all arrived after that long canoe ride and all we want to do is to get up and do something active. We were ready to go.
(Everyone got out of the canoes and the two tour guides introduced loudly "Welcome to Tenochtitlan, one of the main cities of the Aztec people", moving the vines to show the city view of the palace, people going on with their lives, architecture, agriculture, kids and grown men playing a weird ball game. Everyone was taken aback by the beauty.)
Aurora: Tenochtitlan is the most beautiful place I have ever been to. The waterfalls are stunning, all the colors are so bright and bold, the way the buildings were built and the people dressed. It was... I can't even put it into words.
Snow White: I could not believe my eyes when I first laid them on Tenochtitlan. It is nothing like Europe, and that is actually a compliment.
("So, what do you all think" Alejandro asked and everyone was speechless. Juan cleared his throat and commanded "What fun is it to stare all day long and not exprrience. Come on". They walked and saw the men playing the ball game where they had to shoot with their hips "This is called the ball game. The goal is to get as many goals in the net before the shadow of the building touches the line." They all continue to watch the men try to aim at the ridiculously high and small net in shock. *If you want more info and insight, search Aztec Ball Game*)
Pocahontas: The Aztecians and Powhatans live similar lives in a lot of ways, but some of their leisure and culture is so different and unique. And that ball game is... interesting.
Tenochtitlan (Vacation homes)
Belle: So the men went with their tour guide Juan so they can try some sports and sorts of leisure, while we had masseuses at our home waiting to give us a massage
("The ladies their their vacation homes for the first time and are shocked by seeing 6 masseuses and 6 tables. Cinderella said "Oh my goodness, you really did not have to do all of this". Alejandro responded to the comment "The Aztecians want the 6 of you to have the most enjoyable and pleasurable time on our land. They were requested by the royals themselves. Belle commented "I can definitely use a massage and those bit rocks on my back after seeing my fiancé today".)
Pocahontas: I have never experienced a "massage". By the way the other ladies reacted, I guess it is a good thing. I wish Ariel were on the trip too so the two if us could be oblivious together.
(The 6 ladies are on their separate tables having hot rocks on them and having their feet oiled up and massaged. "Ohhhh that feels so nice" Snow commented before giggling madly after being massaged on a sensitive part of her foot". Pocahontas got the hot rocks taken off her and starts getting her back kneaded "Awwwwww yeeeeeessssss. This is peeeeeerfect, isn't it Snow". As the two continued to make groaning and pleased sounds, everyone looks at the two in a disturbed way")
Cinderella: Us receiving the grand massage was the first tension-free moment we had since we left the train. I just wanted to make things tension-free for the remainder of the trip, and I knew Jasmine was extremely upset and disturbed.
("So, how is the wedding planning going Jas" Cinderella asked. Pocahontas whispered to Snow "That wedding is never going to happen at this point". Snow replied by saying "That is because her father is broke and wants to get rid of Al. They made Agrabah broke and he is trying to find a prince to marry her, but she is used up" and they both laugh. Cinderella hears laughing and tells Jasmine "I know you are upset at them, and I know Snow is not the easiest, but try to ignore it and promote peace between the group". Jasmine retorted to her "I know Pocahontas is feeding her a bunch of my info and stirring the pot. I should not have trusted her. They don't call her the mischief for nothing". Aurora asked Belle "Can you come with me to the bathroom please?" Suprised by this, the brunette agreed and they both thanked their masseuses and went to the restroom")
Cinderella: When I saw Aurora and Belle go to the restroom, there was this different aura in the room
(Restroom)
(They both went in the washroom to grook their hair and tighten the towels around their bodies. Belle asked "I know there is another reason why you asked me to come to the restroom other than to groom our hair. What is the deal". The blonde spoke "Snow, Pocahontas and Jasmine have been talking about one another all day. Do you know why". Belle played with her hair before responding "You know, it is none of my business what is going on between them. I swore Snow would have told you since you two are best friends". Aurora vented "Honestly, I was so busy with building the castle Phillip and I was building to live in and the war that I have not even asked Snow".)
Aurora: I feel like I am not in some secret or an event that had taken place and no one wanted to tell me. I did not even realize how busy everyone was. Snow didn't mention it to me because she was focusing on her pregnancy.
(She continued rambling "I remember hearing around Disney world that Snow and Jasmine got into it a few months ago, and she did not want to go to their engagement party, but why and how is Pocahontas involved". Belle told her "If you want to know so bad, ask them, but not now when they are getting a massage.")
Belle: I wasn't going to tell her since it is none of my business. It is better to hear it from the people directly involved other other sources.
Tenochtitlan (Royal Dining Room)
("Thank you all for coming to meet our ruler. He is currently in a meeting upstairs and won't be joining us for another half hour" the high priest announced. "So why are we here then when we could be home and show up a half hour from now" Adam asked, with the men agreeing and Belle rolled her eyes. The priest ignored the comment and commanded "Sit down and wait for the ruler. It is how it is done here" and stood by the door as the 12 sat down.)
Jasmine: It is a great honor to meet the ruler of these amazing people and to be give the royal treatment
(The men are on one end of the long table, while the women are on another end that he men started to talk to one another in small groups while the girls are silent. Aurora whispered to Belle who is beside her "Should I ask them what is the issue" and Belle retorted back to her "No time is better than now; in public". "Alright" the British princess replied. She just asked to the four others "So, what is with the tension and issues you all have with one another; not you Cinderella, but I do know you know something. Snow White then vented "Since we are being honest here, you all remember when Jasmine and I met up at the House of mouse and got into this argument right?" with everyone nodding in agreement. "She went with Pocahontas on their double date and accused me of being racist along with a bunch of other stuff. I have personally never down anything to her to anger her this much and to accuse me of being racist after not kissing up to her like she expected")
Jasmine: I do not even know why we are talking about this bullshit. I am trying to put up a front for everyone's sake and Snow White brings it up to store the pot.
(The original princess continued "She is also jealous of my friendship with Pocahontas for some reason. It's sad" The Arabian finay spoke up and confronted "If it went like that, it would have been a different story, but it did not go down like that". Pocahontas then stepped in and said "How else did it go then. You constantly talked about Snow to me knowing that we were friends. I could have talked about Ariel to you but I would not do that since you two are friends. If you say something offensive, then it is my job to let my friend know. I have held this in for a while, but I think you need to get your priorities straight". Jasmine retaliated with "No, you need to get your shit together Pocahontas. You need to get your mother fucking life together yourself Mrs. "I'm the original Disneh Princess bitches" flicking her finger. "I said you're racist because I think you are, against my people. You always stick up you nose whenever Agrabah is mentioned, and act like we are flees and diseases when you bump into someone of my culture" And continues to ramble when Snow White blurted out "It has nothing to do with your people, it is just that I do not support slutty and provocative behaviour and attire from you OR your fiancé". "DON'T bring Aladdin in this you stuck-up bitch. You are just jealous that I get cock and my man does not weak lipstick and is .2% away from turning into a girl" she told".)
Snow White: When she practically called my husband a woman, all of my class went away in a snap (snaps her fingers)
Belle: It got ugly QUICK
("WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME RASICT AND MY HUSBAND A WOMAN YOU TWO-FACED SLUT" Snow screamed out of the top of her lungs. "You BITCH" and flips the table, causing everyone to move back, which now catches the men's attention. "Because YOU ARE SNOW. And are CLEARLY CRAZY TOO" Jasmine screamed back and pointed to Pocahontas "YOU ARE A BACKSTABBING, LOWLIFE, SHIT-STIRRING SAVAGE. NO WONDER WHY JOHN WANTS TO LEAVE YOU. I HATE YOU" and goes to lunge at her, but is held back by Belle and Aladdin, pushing them out of the way. "TOUCH ME, will you WILL be clubbed you bitter, hypocritical MONSTER" trying to go after her, but is held back by John, Aurora, and Adam. "You try to put this front like you are so happy and accomplished. YOU ARE TRYING TO SOUND RELEVANT AND IMPORTANT WHEN YOU ONLY GOT PROMOTED TO DADDY'S BITCH TO AL'S" pushing the three off her.)
Pocahontas: I started to see red as soon as she muttered those words to me. I felt like I wanted to tear her apart like a bear does to it's prey
("Jasmine, you need to calm down. You are going to regret this" her fiancé reassured her, attempting to keep a hold on her. She ignores him completely and flung him off her and continues to go after her "I'M UNACCOMPLISHED? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE OTHER THAN FUCK EVERY WHITE AND NATIVE MAN IN JAMESTOWN. YOU FUCKED YOUR OWN FATHER" getting dragged by Cinderella, Aurora and Charming as she throws drinks at Pocahontas. "AL, TAKE HER TO YOUR ROOM NOW" Cindy yelled as he grabs his fiancé extremely roughly to prevent her from attacking the native, and she is continuing to yell"
Jasmine: I could not believe what I turned into. I was so out of it and only saw revenge for them, especially Pocahontas. I could not believe she completely turned on me and stirred the pot
(Snow White who was now on the other side of the room was hyperventilating and being consoled by her husband. "Snow, you her to calm down. You and the baby will get sick" he said, holding her face. "Breathe slowly. She was not worth all this our attention and anger" and she starts to breathe more controllably and Aurora goes to comfort her and apologize "I am sorry. If it were not for me bringing it up, none of this would have happened". They turn to see Pocahontas running out the door and practically everyone chasing after her)
To be Continued...
Authors Note
If anyone here is familiar with some of The Real Housewives shows, this fight is a homage and a mixture of two actual fights from this franchise. I just want to let you know these since this is supposed to be formulated as a show, some scenes are "edited" which is why some things seem so odd and contrive sometimes. It is blind of intentional for the reunion.
About the princesses, these girls cannot get it together. Whose sides are you on? Who do you think stirred the pot and started this big fight? Write it in the comments. I am going to do a big edit of all the episodes of the season right before I upload the season finale (Episode 10). Just to fix some errorthanks me to my IPod correct writing-thingy. Again, thanks for reading and commenting.