Emmett's new best friend…Texting?!

B.P.O.V

I watched Emmett come bolting down the stairs and towards me. What he wanted, I don't know.

"Hey Bella! Do you have Mike Newton's cell phone number still?"

Edward face was hard and staring at me. Mike Newton was kind of still my friend, in a way.

"Um…Yeah Emmett…Why do you want it?"

"YES! PLEASE!?!" He was begging already.

"Sure Emmett." I reached in my back pocket and grabbed it. I gave Emmett the number. And he bounced away happily. He is really hyper.

EM. P.O.V

I was kind of to hyper for my own good. But this was going to be priceless! I could just see the look on Mike's face when he got this text! I instantly grabbed my phone and went to my text inbox and put his number in the send to box. And then I started to text my very funny yet true text to him. I just can't wait to see his reaction!

Mike's P.O.V

My phone started to ring from my pocket. I really needed to change that ringtone of my it's getting old. I picked it up from it's spot on my side table next to my bed and flipped it open. My mouth dropped as I read the text.

From: xxx-xxx-xxx

Message:

Sex life…..searching…searching….searching….ERROR: No sex life found… Please try again later.

I re-read the text at least three times. Who was it from? Why would they say something so mean to me? I began to reply to the person but stopped. What was I going to say back to him or..her? Then it came to me. "Finished! And send!"

Em. P.O.V

I received the text back from him. All I could do was laugh. It didn't bother me.

From. Mike

Message:

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

I forwarded the same message back to him. I'll bet he be mad.

A.P.O.V

I sat next to Bella and Edward who were on the couch watching Titanic. Edward chose the movie of course. How non-romantic of him! It's too sappy for me at least after watching it ten times I was through.

But I laughed and not at them at my vision of Mike Newton finding out that it was Emmett who was texting him. Emmett needed some serious help. He has no life, besides pranking people and his sex life with Rosalie. Which by the way … I must tell him he will be getting none tonight if he doesn't pay her attention in the next couple of minutes.

{A/N}Sorry! i have been oooober busy even though oooober isn't really a word! but anyways Emmett's new friend texting will continue next time in the next chapter of his Epic life! if anyone wants to give me funny ideas message me!