I don't own WordGirl
The Eskimo kiss I got that from wikipedia
Dr. Two-Brains and Dr. Mouse-Brains were glaring at WordGirl that was talking with Warren. She had put them in the same jail cell. They were angry that they were in jail but they were also happy that they weren't separated from each other.
"Don't worry WordGirl," Warren said, "if them two mice leave I'll eat my hat."
"You don't have to do-" WordGirl was saying.
"You have my word," Warren interrupted.
"Alright," WordGirl said as she walked up to the jail cell that held the two mice lovers. "You two are going to be in here for a really long time. I'm putting you in very good hands."
Dr. Mouse-Brains walked near WordGirl, "in your dreams little girl," she said as she had a naughty smile plastered on her face.
"What are you up to?" WordGirl asked her.
"Oh nothing," Dr. Mouse-Brains said, "we're just going to stay here and have the time of our lives," she said as she looked at Dr. Two-Brains dreamily in the eyes and he did the same with her.
"Oookay then," WordGirl said as she was weirded out by her remark. Grown-ups these days she thought as she flew out of the prison building to stop some more evil that was going on throughout town.
After a couple of minutes in the jail cell, Dr. Two-Brains and Dr. Mouse-Brains were bored out of their minds. "Have I ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?" Dr. Two-Brains suddenly asked her when everything went quiet.
"Aw," she blushed, "you are such a gentleman."
"Hey!" Warren called, as he de-attached his eyes from the television screen and looked at them, "enough with the mushy scene over there!"
"Deal with it!" Dr. Mouse-Brains yelled back at him. She shook her head and looked at Dr. Two-Brains. "What's wrong with people today? And love?"
"I have no idea," Dr. Two-Brains said, "they just don't know that its a magical thing. I am so happy that I have you in my life," he said as he took her hand and held it close to him. They did an Eskimo kiss where they rubbed their noses together in an affectionate way.
"Aw," Warren said as he looked at them, eating a handful of popcorn. "This is so much better than that 'Pretty Princess Movie,'" he said to them.
Dr. Mouse-Brains turned her head and looked at Dr. Two-Brains. "What?" she mouthed to him and he just shrugged. "Ookay then," she said as they let go of each other until Warren noticed another love scene that they did and told the whole world about it.
Dinnertime came for the villains so they could eat something. In Dr. Two-Brains' prison a wedge of cheese was bought to the both of them.
"That's all you've got?" Dr. Two-Brains snapped at them as he took the wedge of cheese and held it up. It was tinier than his hand. "We're starving!"
"We just thought that since you already had cheese then maybe you weren't so hungry," the policeman told him.
"How can I not be hungry for more cheese? How can my girlfriend not be hungry?" he stated.
"Yeah," Mouse-Brains jumped in. "Get us a big wheel of cheese and get it for us now!"
"We don't have-" the policeman said but Dr. Mouse-Brains grabbed him by the shirt collar and bought him close to her face. She glared at him.
"Get us a wheel of cheese before I TURN YOU INTO IT!" she screamed.
"Honey, honey," Dr. Two-Brains said as he put his hands on her shoulders to comfort her, "take it easy."
"Feisty girlfriend you got there," the policeman said as he walked away.
"I'M NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND, I'M HIS WIFE! HE GAVE ME A RING! SEE?" she yelled as he held up her hand and showed the policeman the ring that Dr. Two-Brains gave her.
"Awwww," the villains, including Warren said.
"That is so cute," Lady Redundant Woman said.
"I wish I had a loved one," Chuck said, "then she could make me sandwiches."
"You better treat her right Doc," Tobey said.
"She's unique," the Butcher said as he winked at her.
"Hey, hey, hey," Dr. Two-Brains said to him as he noticed, "no flirting with my wife! Get your own!"
"Oooh did he propose to you my dear?" Granny May cooed as she looked at them.
"What do ya think?" Mouse-Brains said to her, "of course he did. Otherwise I wouldn't have this ring made of cheese. Oh no there's a scrape in it."
"I was waiting for that to happen anytime soon," Dr. Two-Brains asked her.
"What do you mean?" she asked as she peel the cheese off. In the cheese it was a real ring. Made out of real diamonds. "You didn't," she smiled as she looked at the ring and at Dr. Two-Brains.
"Oh I did," he said as he stroked her cheek, "will you marry me?"
Dr. Mouse-Brains was growing excited by the minute. "YES!" she shrieked. "Like now!"
"In a jail cell?" Tobey asked her.
"Sure why not? I don't want him to leave me," she said as she looked at Dr. Two-Brains.
"Yo Warren," Dr. Two-Brains called to him, "can you let us out for a couple of minutes I want to marry her."
"No," Warren said, "no marriages inside the prison."
"Come on," Mouse-Brains whined, "have a heart, you could have the police surround us so we won't get away."
Warren looked at her, "ell when you put it that way," he said as he got up from the chair and released them.
"Also the other villains," Dr. Mouse-Brains said, "I hear that the Butcher makes a very good priest."
"If you say so," Warren said as he released the other villains. He gathered some policemen so the villains wouldn't escape. "Let's get this over with," Warren said.
"Okay first things first," Mouse-Brains said as she knelt down to Tobey and to Eileen, "you're the ring-bearer and you're the flower girl."
"Ooh I'm a flower girl," Eileen said as she happily jumped up and down.
"You two are going to be my bride's maid," she said to Lady Redundant Woman and Granny May, "and you guys," she said to Chuck. "And you're the priest," she said to the Butcher.
"Alright," the Butcher whooped. Everybody soon got into a position. Eileen walked down the aisle with Tobey. Tobey was holding the rings while Eileen threw flowers along the prison floor.
"Its okay Doc," Chuck said as he calmed Dr. Two-Brains down, "just be calm."
"What are you talking about? I'm calmer than the sea," he said as he glared at the sandwich man.
Suddenly Dr. Mouse-Brains walked down the prison hall with Granny May and Lady Redundant Woman right behind her. Dr. Two-Brains was thrilled to see her beauty right before him. She walked up to him and they held hands.
The Butcher cleared his throat, "I don't know how to do this but I'll impromise," he said, "Two-Brains, do you take this girl forever?" he asked.
"I do," he said.
"Do you?" the Butcher asked Mouse-Brains.
"I do," she said.
The Butcher took the rings and put them on each finger, "okay you may now kiss."
"Yay," Mouse-Brains said as the two of them leaned near each other.
"IN PRIVATE!" Tobey said as he looked away from them.
"Come on," Two-Brains angrily said.
Warren turned around, "alright villains, back in the cell."
"PASTRAMI ATTACK!" the Butcher yelled as pastrami hurled out of his hands and it hit Warren and the policemen.
"Have some ketchup," Chuck said as he sprayed a running policeman with ketchup. Granny May tied one of the policemen with her yarn while Lady Redundant Woman duplicated herself. The policemen were all trapped. The Butcher, Chuck, Lady Redundant Woman's duplicates put the policemen and Warren in the jail cells and locked them with a key.
The villains happily laughed as they ran out of the prison door along with Dr. Two-Brains and Dr. Mouse-Brains holding hands, laughing with one another.
