Ok this chapter was not easy to write because I was trying to use women things, and well I am not an expert in them. Also I took the liberty of adding a brother for Sakura Haruno :P, sorry but I needed it.
Characters: Deidara and Itachi
Customers: Kushina Uzumaki, Rin, Kurenai Yhui, Yoshino Nara, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Orochimaru, Kakashi, Raidou.
Caution: Perversions and women things
Women problems
It is a rainy day, very annoying way to start the morning, because you are the source of dirt in the restaurant. Deidara looks up turning the corner, looking utterly miserable, not that Itachi is concerned, but he doesn't want the food for the customers to end tasting bad because of a depressed chef.
Itachi waits in the door for Deidara to enter; he is waiting for the loud crazy blond to start to talk to him, but he just mumbles a good morning and enters after shaking his umbrella.
"Good morning to you too," says Itachi, feeling that something is really bad with his usually bright co-worker.
The guy with the scar and his friend with the silver-haired guy enter the restaurant. Itachi looks, waiting for the loud Lolita-style dressed young woman, but she is not with them; that is good thinks Itachi, he is not feeling like serving women today, there are days when he doesn't want to see the female counterpart of their society around.
The two young men walk to one of the outside tables, actually it's the same the silver-haired guy took with his friends the last time they were there.
"Good morning, welcome," says Itachi with a polite smile and giving them their menus.
"Good morning," answers the guy with the scar, the silver-haired guy just nods and turns to look at the menu.
"I will take your orders in a minute."
"Thank you so much," says the guy with the scar.
Itachi walks and in the door he sees the handsome man; he feels a thrill inside and gulps nervously, he doesn't know but that man really makes him feel something.
"Good morning, Itachi," the same seductive way of talking, those hot eyes that want to devour him.
"Good morning, sir," the man moves too close to Itachi and touches his arm, giving him a light caress with his thumb.
"Where do you want to sit, sir?" Itachi is trying to control his nervous feelings.
"There is fine," the man points to his usual table; he walks past Itachi, touching him casually with his other hand on the other's waist. Itachi stays stunned for a second and walks to give the menu to the handsome man.
"I will be back for your order, sir."
"Yes please, I am going to be waiting," the man smirks handsomely.
Itachi enters the kitchen area, waiting for Deidara to say something about his supposed boyfriend, but he sees the blond trying to clean his tears.
"What it is wrong?" asks Itachi, moving closer.
"Nothing, don't you have to go serve your boyfriend?" Deidara smirks, but the teary eyes of the blond destroys the effect.
Itachi just nods and moves away to take the orders of the two tables. Itachi moves in perfect steps, approaching the table of the handsome man.
"Looks delicious," says the handsome man.
"What is it you desire, sir?"
"You, but for now I am going to eat soft-boiled equall eggs, with potatoes galettes," the handsome man just says all with a pleasant tone, looking at Itachi in the eye.
Itachi is really surprised for that statement; he gulps and tries not to act so surprised, so he just writes the order and tries not to look at the handsome man.
"Very well sir, I am going to take another order, with your permission," Itachi practically runs to take the order of the other two customers outside.
He is thinking, what just happened?! But trying to act cool.
"You went to her house and what!" practically screams the guy with the scar, he looks pale and with his eyes open too much that look like they are going to pop out.
"Like I said, she had a wet plastic cock in hand and told me she was masturbating. I don't know why she always does that," says the silver-haired guy. Itachi was shocked; this day it is really over the top.
He asks for their order, they ask for an omelet with mushrooms and cheese with hash brown potatoes under. They keep talking about all the things their female friend does, she seems like a very open-minded lady.
He walks to the kitchen, practically running there, but he hears a bunch of screaming, ladies screaming; they enter the restaurant and take one of the tables inside, which makes him cringe inside. But he smiles politely as they enter the place.
They are four women, one with red hair, another with red eyes, another pregnant and a very normal woman, she looks quiet and polite.
He walks to them and gives them their menus, they are talking among themselves; when Itachi is about to leave, the one with red hair stops him, asking for a coffee.
"Rin, dear, really being pregnant it is the best that can happen to you," says the red-eyed women
"But Obito is not a safe man," the pregnant woman says.
"I miss my big round belly," says the quiet and polite one.
"Me too!" screams the red-haired woman. All laugh.
Itachi excuses himself and goes to the kitchen, there he can hear muffled sobs; he curses because today is a very hectic day.
"Here are the orders Deidara," says Itachi from the door of the kitchen.
"You know what he did yesterday?" asks Deidara.
"No, I don't know."
"I was on Facebook talking with other friends, when he just sent me a message, he wanted to end it all. He just broke up with me on the fucking Facebook and he is coming to pick his book about the Nazi manifest today, because he cares too much for that fucking book!" Deidara screams. Itachi moves to him slowly and hugs him, they stay like that for almost 30 seconds; Itachi lets go.
"Don't worry, you are going to find a better man, who is going to cherish you the way you deserve," Deidara then grins wide; he feels those were the words he needed to hear. Suddenly that sadness is gone, because something in the way Itachi said those words sounds so true and totally real.
"I better start that food," Deidara kisses Itachi on the mouth and moves to fix the food.
Itachi stays stunned for a second and he walks away in a daze. He takes the coffee for the lady and for the handsome man, fixes the orange water for the other males and walks to deliver the drinks.
He goes fast to the handsome man and delivers the coffee; the man smiles at him, Itachi smiles politely and says he has to go deliver the other drinks. Itachi is trying to keep his emotions at bay, all is too much for him, but he tries to be cool.
"NO! The worst is you can't go defecate like you used to," says the lady with red hair. Itachi blanches and delivers the coffee.
"I want a cappuccino," says the red-eyed lady.
"A lemonade for me, no sugar, and regular water please," says the quiet and polite one.
"A strawberry water for me," the pregnant women says. "I hate that I can't sleep well," adds the lady.
"I hate that too! But a good sex round helps you with that," says the lady with red hair.
All the ladies laugh loudly, Itachi moves slow to not attract attention and goes to deliver the drinks for the guys out.
"She is totally nuts, I remember when she just threw herself at me, no undies!" the guy with the scar says, horrified.
His friends look at him with pity, because they just know how that feels, when you are not remotely interested in a girl like that.
"I am grateful for being married," says the guy with the beard.
"You are the only normal one among us, but you are still cool man," says the silver-haired guy. "I just wish for girls to leave me alone."
"And for Iruka to jump your bones," adds the guy with the scar.
"I am not the only one who wants to be jumped, Geeeeennnnnmmmmmma," the silver-haired guy says with a singsong voice
"Hey!" says the guy with the scar, blushing.
"You two need to man up and act, or be lonely and ugly," laughs the guy with the beard.
Itachi delivers their drinks and walks away, trying to disappear and not return to the tables, because it all is turning very weird.
"Hey, sweetie!" calls the lady with red hair.
Itachi wants to groan, but he walks to them, in that same instant there is a sound coming from the kitchen, it is a bell, that one that is only used when he food is ready and Itachi is not coming for it to deliver.
Itachi walks to the ladies hoping for it to be quick; he arrives and waits for them to order.
"Do you have eggs?" asks the lady with red eyes.
"Yes we do, what kind do you prefer?" says Itachi politely, wondering why the ladies are not reading the menu.
"I was thinking about a bagel," says the pregnant lady.
"Yes, we have that too," Itachi looks in the direction of the kitchen when the bell rings again.
"I want a crêpe of banana with candy of milk, can you add mango?" asks the quiet and polite lady.
"Yoshino! That sounds delicious!" the lady with red hair says.
"I want an omelet," the red-eyed lady says.
"With something special," Itachi is starting to feel frustrated, but then Deidara moves out of the kitchen and delivers the food for the handsome man. He feels more at ease; he looks at the man and he winks at him.
Itachi tries not to react, but under all the pressure he blushes and smiles shyly at the man. But an 'aw'ing sound startles him.
"You are so cute!" the lady with red hair says.
"Do you want to order something more?" mumbles Itachi, embarrassed, then Deidara comes closer and murmurs in his ear, I think you are cute too.
The ladies laugh and keep giggling while talking amongst them, about how guys can be so shy.
"I want my omelet with some bacon and pepper," Itachi sighs, thinking he is going to get free of these ladies.
"My bagel with turkey and cheese," Itachi writes fast and is about to go.
"I don't know what I want," says the pregnant lady.
"You don't want a bagel?" says the lady with red hair.
"But you asked for one, I want another thing," says the pregnant lady.
"Kushina, you better ask for another thing," says the lady with red eyes.
"But I want a bagel!"
"I think I am going to want a burger with mushrooms and spinach," the pregnant lady says.
Itachi finally feels free of the ladies, excuses himself and runs, literally runs to the kitchen; there he groans painfully and hides in a corner.
"Too many ladies for your taste?" asks Deidara, laughing.
"It is good you are feeling better," groans Itachi, "thank you for delivering the dishes."
"Well your boyfriend is very interesting, and the others guys are talking about this nasty sexy girl that scares me." Itachi nods with his eyes shut, trying to regain some sanity.
"They were saying she had a plug in her all day, and a vibrator too in her…"
"STOP! I don't want to know," Itachi stands and gives him the order for the ladies, goes out to see if something is needed.
He walks to the handsome man's table and offers him more coffee, goes to the ladies' table, and they are good, so he goes with the other clients. Then returns to retrieve the food for the ladies.
"Hey sweetie!" the red-haired lady calls for him.
"Yes, what can I do for you?" says Itachi.
"I want more coffee," the lady with red hair says.
He serves them their coffee and delivers the dishes. Itachi is saying in his mind, no more girls please, no more today, no more, no more.
Then two young ladies enter the restaurant, one with pink hair and another with long blond hair; he takes a big gulp of air and smiles politely, welcoming them.
They giggle and walk to a table. Itachi gives them their menus and runs to the kitchen to hide.
"Too much lady love in the air for you?"
"I am happy you are in heaven for my misery."
"I know you love me, Itaaaaaccchhhhhiiiiiiii!"
"So are you going to ask for the order of those girls or want me to go?" Deidara asks him with a smirk.
"I better go and die for the ship."
Itachi goes out and takes all the finished dishes and walks them to the kitchen, then goes to the girls.
"I have told my brother thousands of times not to touch my things in my room, but he keeps using my clothes!"
"Your brother is just nosy, don't mind him."
"But he uses my pink pants and my sneakers with bling bling."
"That is a bit weird if he goes out."
"He goes with them to school!"
"Sakura, your brother is like that all the time."
"Yes, he says he looks prettier than me with them, what are you trying to tell me Ino?"
"Nothing, nothing."
Itachi rolls his eyes and asks them for their order. Ladies can be very complicated at times.
"Hey, sweetie!"
At the end of the day after the handsome men went away saying how good it feels have Itachi's attention, the three guys walk away saying something about how girls don't need to be like foxes to gain attention. The 4 ladies go away laughing about something about how men can be pure dicks and nothing more. The two ladies go out complaining about the little brother who clearly is gay.
Itachi is on the floor seated against the wall with his legs out, Deidara at his side, saying how easy could be life if jerks didn't exist.
"Deidara, just shut up and kiss me," says Itachi, really tired.
"Really!" Deidara grins with his eyes round open.
"No."
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