So, welcome back. Alright, let's do it. Kohaku, go for it, little kid! Or Shippo, I don't care/
Shippo: When do they meet me?
Me; Soon.
Kohaku: When do they meet me?
Me: Soon. Now get this over with!
Shippo & Kohaku: She doesn't own InuYasha.
InuYasha caught up with me after I left. "Why are you going to fake date that thing?"
"Why do you care, it's not like anyone could possibly want to fake date me either, right." My tone was harsh.
He siged. "Kagome, look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it in a bad way, it's just Koga gets on my nerves."
"So, what's your point?"
"There are probably a ton of guys who are lucky enough to be in love with you, I know Hojo is."
I thought about it. "Fine, you're good."
"Yes. Speaking of Hojo, can I beat him up?"
"Why do you need to beat poor Hojo up?"
"Poor Hojo? Heck no. He talks about you like you're some prize. The little pervert even looks at your butt when you can't hear him."
"Are you sure that's not you?" I laughed.
"It isn't me, it's him. A lot of other guys do it too, but still. Yesterday, he said he wished that the sports bra was smaller and lighter!"
I laughed at him. "I wear a regular bra under that you know."
He didn't think any of this was funny. "Don't let him know that. I swear, he's worse than Miroku."
"That is a lie and you know it."
"Is not. At least if Miroku talks about someone, it's his own girlfriend. But Hojo just doesn't ever shut up about you and your curves."
"So you agree."
"With him that you have wonderful curves that would drive almost any man insane? Yeah, that part I agree with. The part where he talks like you're his is something else entirely."
"Thank you, I think"
"Sure, whatever. You do look good though." He winked at me.
I bumped him on the arm, and laughed. "Stop turning into Miroku."
"You already told me to stop doing that."
"So maybe you should stop, InuYasha." I laughed as he rolled his eyes, but then he got an evil look. "What?"
He picked me up bridal style, and ran past everyone to the roof. It wasn't as cold as the day I took my exam, but it wasn't warm either. InuYasha unzipped his jacket, and pulled me close. I didn't understand what he was doing, until I heard a zipper go up, and my body become more compressed against InuYasha.
"What did you do?"
He smiled down at me. "Now you won't get cold. Now here, I'll unzip my pants, and you can fit into those too."
I kicked him, but he fell forward. His lips missed mine by an eighth of an inch. "Oops. Don't say stuff like that, and get me out of here."
"Fine." He leapt off the roof, and brought me back to class, just in time too. We had a surprise test in math, witch I passed, however, I can't say the same for InuYasha.
"A 67! How could I get such a low grade on a test! Holy crap, man! My dad is going to kill me."
"Indeed, brother, but you might get out of it if you do not go off the deep end when we tell you and Kagome this news." Said Sesshomaru how was walking with me, InuYasha, Sango and Koga (who was holding my hand because we're fake dating) to gym.
InuYasha eyed Sesshomaru suspiciously. "Depends on what you're going to tell her."
Sesshomaru sighed. "So, the two brothers I was speaking of a while ago, Hinten and Manten. They are coming here for a little while, and they want to meet Kagome. They have agreed to both of them meeting you at a café somewhere together, both of them go to dinner separately. So Kagome, what do you think?"
"Do I get a say in this? After all, I am her fake boyfriend." Said Koga.
"Key word there is 'fake', Koga. And what about me? Do I get a say in it?" Said InuYasha.
"No, the only person who gets any type of opinion here is Kagome because she is the one who will be going out with them. Kagome?"
"If I did, could I have someone there? Not clearly, but like as a detective or something just in case?"
"Sure. InuYasha, wou-"
"I'll do it."
Sesshomaru sighed. "I was going to ask you if you minded if I did it because she'd be safer with me, but sure, why not."
InuYasha fisted the air. "Why are you doing that? It's not like you get to do anything exciting." I said.
"Yes, but I get to spy on you. If they do anything to you, I get to beat them up." He smirked evily, making me think he intended it to do it anyway.
"InuYasha, you can only do that if I ask you to help, alright. I can handle myself."
"I know."
We got into gym, and Sango and I went off to the changing room, but Koga's hand on my waist stopped me. "I hate to do this, but can I kiss you? You don't have to close your eyes, kiss back, or lift your leg behind you or anything, but just to, you know, make sure that people know we're 'together'."
I sighed. "Fine." He leaned in, and kissed me on the mouth. We broke apart, and I saw InuYasha running at him. I jumped in front of Koga, and InuYasha stopped. He looked at me, and said "Later." He turned around, and changed. I did the same.
Today, my top changed color. It was white, and I had on a black bra. I have a feeling I know who was to blame for this. Hojo. "Sango, did they give you a white top?"
"No, I didn't. I have another one that's red. Why?"
"Can I borrow it? Someone put a white one in here, and I have a black bra on."
"Sure, but InuYasha would drool all over you if you wore that." Sango wiggled her eyes at me suggestively. She tossed me the top. I refuse to call it a spots bra.
"Thanks, I owe you one."
I put on the red top, and go out. As I thought, Hojo looked a bit sad. "Cheer up Hojo, you're about to beat something." I called to him from across the room while walking. Sango and I got to InuYasha and Sesshomaru who were talking about Rin.
"Yeah, so just make sure you're not too you, would you." Said Sesshomaru.
"Whatever." Said InuYasha. When he turned to me, his stoic look, which looked like Sesshomaru's, turned into a glare.
"What?"
"Oh, nothing. Why don't you talk to Koga, I'm sure he misses his make-out doll by now."
"What's that supposed to mean InuYasha? What, are you jealous that Koga kissed me?"
"Why would I be jealous of that flea bag! Why would I covet him for doing something disgusting?"
"Are you implying that the idea of someone kissing me is repulsive?" I balled and un-balled my fists at my side.
"I'm not implying, I'm saying. Who would ever want to kiss the likes of you is beyond me. But, maybe you and Koga belong together, You're both cheating sluts."
InuYasha was waiting for my reaction. There was a glint of worry in his eyes. For what I'm about to do, he'd better be. However, I can't help but feel the broken of my heart at his stinging words.
I walked calmly to him, then slapped the hell out of him. His face turned to the side, and he looked stunned. I hope you don't think that that's where I'm stopping, you'd be wrong.
I jumped up, and did a kick to his stomache in mid-air, while turning in a circle. He fell down, and I pounced. He was face-down, so I jumped onto his back, and put my feet on his calf muscle, grabbed his shoulders, and turned him where he was on top of me, but I flipped back, and flipped him over me.
He landed, and I would've kept on, but Sesshomaru held me back.
"Sesshomaru, let me go!" I brought my foot down on his shins, and he dropped me. I ran at him with the force of a bullet and tackled him to the ground. I pulled a hair elastic from my wrist, and tied his hands to his feet. I took off his shoe, and shoved it in his mouth. "Maybe, that'll teach you to watch your tongue!"
By this time, everyone was cheering me on. "Kagome! Kagome! Let's go Kagome!" Cries of victory and joy filled the room and my ears, but I didn't care. I didn't want to have to do it. I don't know what came over me.
"Alright, what's going on in-why is Takahashi tied up with a shoe in his mouth?" Asked the gym teacher.
"Sir, it was wonderful! Higurashi pinned him down, and man did he get a beat down from her!" Yelled an excited Hojo.
"Have to say my woman is good." Said Koga, who was about to slide his arm through my waist, but I went to Sango too fast.
"I can't believe the nerve of that guy!"
"Calm down Kagome, or coach will have to separate you two." Said Sango calmly.
"Alright, everyone with your partners, and start warming up."
I stood by InuYasha, and started to stretch. InuYasha was finally able to get the shoe out of his mouth. "What the hell did you do that for, Kagome! Let me go!"
"Nope. You'll have to get out of that yourself." I said while doing a sprinter's stretch.
He sighed. "I'm sorry."
"Hmm, where have I heard that before? Oh wait, when you blew up at me for saving you, that's right."
"I'll explain everything later, but could you untie me, please?"
I looked at him with disdain. I walked over, stood on his back, and untied him. I was still ready for anything he threw at me, so he didn't try it.
For all of class, I hit him unneccesarily hard, just to get my point across. We changed, and when the bell rang, InuYasha came out of nowhere, picked me up bridal style, and leapt off into the air. He landed on one of the highest branches in the whole forest to the left of my school.
"InuYasha, why did you bring me up here?"
With a hand still around my waist, he kissed me on the forehead. "Do not ever let Koga kiss you again, or I'll have to kiss you just to get his smell off you."
"Kagome! I thought you were dating Koga, you whore! I can't believe you'd cheat on him, my best friend!" Yelled Ayame from below.
"Ayame, we are only fake dating so that you'll go out with him. So go ask him out, would you?"
"Too late, she's already gone. She heard you though. So, I guess I don't have a good reason to kiss you now, do I?"
"'Good' reason? You never had a reason to kiss me."
"But it's so much fun. I might do it again." He bent down, and kissed my along my face. My heart was beating so loud that I'm sure he could hear it. "Why is your heart going so fast? I wonder what would happen…" He said, barely a whisper.
He looked into my eyes, and kissed my dead on the mouth. I didn't react, but it felt good. When he came back, I flipped over him, and slammed him against the tree trunk. "Do that again, and you won't have a mouth."
He looked scared, and we went back to class.
Okay, uber long chappie, sorry. So, review, and stuff. Anyway, see you later.
InuYasha: Hey, I have a question?
Me: What is it?
InuYasha: When do I get to kiss Kagome in one of these little things at the end here?
Me: Oh, I can do that now. Kagome!
Kagome: Yeah?
Me: (*writes that InuYasha shall kiss Kagome*)
InuYasha: (*Kisses Kagome*)
Kagome: (*Kisses back*)
Me: Giggles.
