Omake chapter
This is how Naruto pulled off the prank on Sasuke. Sorry if people were wondering why Sasuke went to the academy in the pink and orange outfit.
Hope you enjoy.
Thanks to yaoi's of Naruto for pointing out my mistakes. I've hopefully fixed them all.
Please let me know if there are any more mistakes
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Uchiha clan compound
It was about six-thirty in the evening, and the ANBU patrolling the clan district were bored.
"Taichou. How much longer until our shift ends?" a squirrel masked member whined into his radio. The ANBU was on a roof in the Uchiha district.
"Shut it rookie. You aren't the only bored one here." Hissed a feminine voice.
"Enough. What do you have to report?" a more authoritative voice spoke.
"Other than the occasional stray cat nothing here in the Uchiha district." The squirrel masked ANBU said. Then there was silence for a few minutes,
"Ne, why are there so many cats in the Uchiha district?" the squirrel masked ANBU asked.
"Can I maim him PLEASE taichou?" the feminine voice pleaded.
"Cat shut it." The authoritative voice said.
"HAHA rookie save it for later or cat will come and claw you." Rumbled a deeper voice.
"No seriously there are a LOT of cats in the Uchiha district… like one at every house." Squirrel said.
"Oh. That's what he meant." Cat's feminine voice said.
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Down below on the deserted streets of the Uchiha district, Sasuke was walking home with a large paper bag. The closer he got to his home the more cats came out, most came up to him and started purring.
Reaching his home Sasuke went inside the house, by now there where close to twenty cats that had followed him home, all were seated in front of Sasuke's door waiting expectantly for the boy.
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"Well… the Uchiha's, mainly the females, were cat lovers, so I guess most households had at least one cat." 'Taichou' said.
"I thought that was a rumor. Boar what's the story? You used to work with quite a few of the Uchihas." Cat' voice said over some static.
Boar went silent for a few seconds. "Boar-sempai?" Squirrel asked, watching the scene below him with fascination, a few more cats had gathered at the entrance and all were waiting patiently for Sasuke to come out.
"Ahh… yea. The Uchiha females were cat lovers, pretty sure it bordered on obsession, so it wasn't unusual for each household to have at least one cat. I remember once-" there was a loud crash that came from the radio, "Again?! You've got to be kidding me!" Boar groaned, "Hey Taichou, I need backup. Gai is drunk…. –CRASH- WHO THE HELL GAVE HIM ALCOHOL?!" a third crash echoed over the radio.
"Alright, you all know the drill, where are you exactly Boar?" the captain's voice could be hear through the radio.
"-CHRASH- DAMN IT GAI! IN THE SHINOBI-GAI STOP DAMN IT- RESIDENTIAL DISTRICT-OW-BLOODY HELL GAI!" Boar yelled then his line went dead.
"Alright, let's go back up Boar."
"Hai Taichou." Squirrel said. Squirrel shushined away to help his teammates with the drunken Gai , after casting one more curious glance at the group of cats. The ANBU did not notice an orange-y figure in the shadow of the house he was on.
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Sasuke walked into his house and straight into his kitchen. Once a week the young Uchiha wound buy a few large fishes (hence the paper bag), and feed the cats of his deceased relatives, it was one reason he hadn't moved from his home, 'I seriously hope no one's found out about this.' The avenger thought to himself. He had a reputation to up hold as the 'ice-prince' of his year after all. He thought the only ones who knew where the ANBU that patrolled this area. He didn't know how wrong he was.
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'Whew! The ANBU is gone.' Naruto thought as he hid in the shadows of the neighboring house. From his hiding place he could see the twenty plus cats outside the door to his classmate's house.
'Hurry up, stupid Uchiha.' Naruto groaned. He knew it was on this particular day of the week the Uchiha would go and buy a ridiculous amount of fish, he overheard some of the merchants talking about how Sasuke would buy a lot of fish once a week, 'Isn't he sweet taking care of all those cats?' some of the older vendors would say.
Just then Sasuke stepped out of his house with five big plates. 'Ok, ewww… that smell. Teme my respect just went up for you, how can you stand to go near that smell every week?' with that the orange clad boy cast a small genjutsu over himself to make him look like air. Stealthily he snuck around the house he was using to hide and made a dash for the door Sasuke had left open. In the house he walked through the hall and stopped outside a door he assumed was Sasuke's. Peeking in just to be sure, Naruto went over to the next room, which he assumed was Itachi's, and hid in there. Once he was in the room door shut behind him did he drop the illusion. An evil smile spread across his face, 'That was a little too easy.'
Taking out a small sealing scroll he unrolled it on the floor and made a tiger sign, with a silent poof more scrolls appeared. Proceeding to pick the one labeled hair dye, he froze, and shivered receiving his shadow clones memories, 'Note to self never EVER again to give Maito Gai alcohol.'
Pocketing the hair dye scroll, he proceeds to select the one labeled 'alcohol and sleeping pills'. Grinning madly, Naruto reapplies the genjutsu he used to get into the house on himself again and seals everything back into the sealing scroll.
Heading back out, he sees Sasuke making rice in the kitchen, quietly the blond heads for the bathroom and takes out the hair dye. Grabbing the shampoo and conditioner off the shelf he applies a little of the dye into both the bottles. Hearing some noise the blonde quickly puts the bottles back on the shelf and stands next to the door.
'Breathe.' He commanded himself. Naruto could feel adrenaline pumping through his blood, the thrill of getting caught excited him greatly. Just then Sasuke swung the door open and walks in, Naruto chose this time to slip out.
'Alright, time to put the sleeping pills into his food so I can work later.' The prankster grinned to himself heading to the kitchen.
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Sasuke was doing his homework at the dining table yawning and rubbing his eyes. For some reason he started feeling extremely drowsy after dinner. 'Why am I so drowsy?' he thought, brushing it off as being exhausted. The avenger decides that he wouldn't be getting anything done, heads to his room and flops on the bed, "A little nap wouldn't hurt." He mumbles to himself as his eyes close and immediately falls into a deep sleep.
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Naruto gleefully watched as Sasuke ate all his food. The blonde had sprinkled some crushed sleeping pills over the cooking rice while his classmate was in the shower.
He was now observing Sasuke while he was doing his homework, 'GAH I feel like a stalker just sitting here.' The blonde grumbled in his head. However, his smile widened as the other boy got up and entered his room, 'FINALLY those pills are kicking in.' he cheered. He continued to watch as Sasuke flopped on his bed and closed his eyes, 'Poor Teme didn't even realize his hair turning purple. Gotta love that slow acting dye, otherwise it would have been a pain to do this.' The blonde chuckled quietly from the doorway of Sasuke's bed room.
Naruto decided to wait five more minutes before initiating the bigger part of his prank, just to be sure that the sleeping pills had fully kicked in. Taking out the scroll he used to seal all the stuff needed for his prank, he unsealed everything once again, and created thirteen shadow clones.
Instantly the some of the clones picked up a scroll from the pile and divided of in to groups. Four clones were each standing on a ladder, putting some sort of tape where the walls met the ceiling. Another four clones where sorting out what looked to be pink fabric at the foot of the bed. Two clone where taking down the curtains and had some pink fabric pooled near their feet. Anothet two clones where going through Sasuke's clothes, two sealing scrolls open behind them. One was carelessly dumping Sasuke's casual clothes into a pile on one scroll, the other was looking for the more 'delicate' formal clothing. Lastly was a clone on a ladder next to the bed setting up a hook over the sleeping boy.
'Everything seems to be going good.' Naruto thought to himself, "Ok fellas I'ma leave the rest to you!" Naruto said to his clones.
"Hai Boss!" the thirteen doppelgangers chorused.
With that Naruto exited the room and walked to the main enterance. Scanning for any presences, his smiled again as he felt none. Looking at the clock on the wall, it read 8.15. 'Hmm… time visit my Deer.' He thought as he stepped out into the cool night, Naruto immediately shushined to his friend's compound.
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Back with the clones
There were now eight clones working on the walls, setting the fabric onto the tape so that the walls were now cover with the pink fabric.
The two that were working on the window were now helping the clone putting up hooks over the bed to set up the canopy.
The two clones, who were sorting out the clothes, were now getting Sasuke off his bed. With Sasuke on the floor they pulled off his dark blue sheets and proceeded to dress the avenger's bed with soft yellow sheets.
Sasuke mean while slept peacefully and didn't even stir when the clone had moved him onto the floor. The poor boy now had a full head of bubblegum pink hair and was snoring slightly.
"How can he sleep through all this?" one clone wondered out loud.
"Who knows." One of the clones putting up the pink 'wall paper' replied.
"Maybe Boss gave him too many sleeping pills." Another one said.
The other clones shrugged and they continued working in silence.
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"Ok it's all done." One of the clones said, it was now ten at night and the clones where proud of themselves for getting everything done quickly.
The walls were all pink and the curtains too. Sasuke was in bed covered with a soft yellow blanket with pink and orange flowers. By the door was a bright pink bag, on the bag were the words 'My name is Sas'UKE'! Not Sa'SEME''
"Who's going to take the picture?" one asked.
"Let's draw straws." Another of the thirteen clones suggested, pulling out some straws.
Nodding in agreement the other clones each grab a straw each. Smirking each of the clones who drew dispelled themselves, "Damn it." The clone who suggested the game cursed and opened his hand, sure enough there was the marked straw. Sighing, the clone got to work resealing whatever was not used and sealing Sasuke's clothes into the main storage seal he used.
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"Ow, my head." Sasuke groaned.
"Good morning Sasuke-kun." An annoying voice cooed.
Looking up Sasuke froze and paled as a flash went off, 'WHAT THE HELL?!" he metally screamed, not noticing the state of the room he was in. how could he when there was a girl pressed right against him.
"Hehe thanks for last night Uchiha-sama." The girl cooed and disappeared in a swirl of leaves.
Sasuke then started to hyperventilate, 'THE HELL WAS THAT?!' taking a deep breath to calm himself, Sasuke looked around to assess the situation he was in.
'This is DEFINATLY my room. But…' the walls were bright pink and his heavy dark curtains had been replaced with pink sheer curtains. The ceiling of the room appeared to be a baby pink color due to the light being reflected of the walls. The bed was cover with a soft yellow blanket with pink and orange flowers, on the head board was a pink boa, draped over the bed was a canopy in sheer white fabric. On the night stand was a REALLY big bottle of sake, "Where?" he mumbled still in a daze, brushing the thought of the sake bottle aside, 'How did I sleep through all this? Unless…' putting his hands together in a ram seal, "KAI!" he yelled, nothing happened.
'This is not good.' He mentally groaned.
Bolting out of bed he raced out of his room into the hall way just to be a hundred percent sure that he was in his own home. Satisfied that he was at least in the Uchiha compound, the now pink head headed over to his cupboard so he could get dressed for the day. Upon opening it, to his dread the only thing he found hanging in the closet was a set of sparkly orange tights with a pink leotard.
Sasuke was now seeing red, "I honestly don't know how, but the only person who could pull this off is that Uzumaki." He growled.
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