(Edited Last: 5/8/11)

~Romi~

Warning: Nothing too bad. Ed's naked through about 45% of it, but that's about it.

Disclaimer: Blah, blah, blah, I don't own anything except the plot, blah, blah, blah, it's all Hiromu Arakawa's.

A/N: HEY! I actually put in some explanations! So, if anyone has a problem with a bit of Ed's OOCness, than it might actually be explained int his chapter. If not, be free to complain.

NO FLAMES PLEASE!

ENJOY!

Roy was planning the day's events while Al took the plates away when the bedroom door opened. He was wearing a light blue purple button-up shirt with dark pants. Everyone looked up, only to see Ed covering herself with the towel. You could navy blue fabric peeking out though.

"Roy, come here." she said simply. Roy got up obediently and Ed turned around.

"Could you zip up the back?" she asked. Roy smiled and noticed how low the zipper went. Seeing the top of Ed's lacy black underwear and back of her strapless, lacy bra, he knew she also had plans for the night. Roy could only suspect that Ed had bought these especially for sex; Roy had never heard of woman wearing elaborate underwear just for their own amusement. He'd also heard it was quite itchy. Roy zipped up the back anyway and ripped the towel from Ed. She squeaked when he did and Roy had to admire Riza's taste. The dress was strapless and the top stopped right above Ed's cleavage; making it quite appropriate. It had flat pleats that made a 'v' inward and stopped at a black waistband. It was about six inches wide and wrapped completely around her waist. The dress flared slightly below that and the pleats were much looser and stopped right above her knees. Overall, it was a simple navy blue sundress.

What was funny, Roy was just noticing as a gleam caught his eye, he was so used to seeing Ed's automail he hadn't even noticed the slight differences. The steel prosthetic was somewhat more slender and matched closer to Ed's real arm; same with her left leg.

Ed was blushing madly at the way Roy was looking her over. He fingered the fabric and smiled.

"How much did this cost, Riza?" he asked.

"Close to 60 cenz*1*."

"'60'?" Ed asked quickly, eyes wide.

"Hawkeye, you're the greatest." Roy smiled at the other woman before taking Ed's hand and finally realizing something.

"Where's the cut on your cheek? And the slash on your arm? And what happened to the cuts on your chest?" Roy lightly touched Ed's collarbone.

"Yeah, uh, I put coverup on them..." Roy burst out laughing and Ed blushed harder.

"You did a really good job, I can't even see the marks." Roy laughed and spun Ed around. The dress flared when she spun and Ed blushed furiously when Roy caught her.

"Aw! That was so cute." Al giggled from the kitchen doorway. Ed glared at him, but her face was a deep red blush.

"He's right, you're adorable." Roy laughed and placed his hands on Ed's hips.

"Shut up..." Ed mumbled, turning her face from him to look at the floor.

"Come on, I planned a lot for us to do today!" Roy said joyously. Suddenly, Hawkeye grabbed his arm before he could step out the door with Ed. They both looked at her curiously, of course Edward looked completely confused in all aspects.

"Sir, I have to tell you something in private." Hawkeye said quickly, nodding her head towards the study. Roy took a quick look at Ed who simply rolled her eyes with a small smile of approval. Hawkeye then promptly dragged Mustang into the library/study.

"What is it?" Roy asked, his voice low so anyone eavesdropping would have a hard time hearing them.

"I picked up that ring for you." She replied, pulling out a small velvet-black box. Roy smiled genuinely and took the box.

"Thanks, Hawkeye." he said and put it safely away in his pocket before stepping out of the room and joining his arm with Ed's. He practically dragged the rather perplexed Ed out of the room and shut the door behind him, laughing at talking to her merrily.

Everyone else waited until they could no longer here Roy's booming voice before snapping back into action. Al walked straight into the living room and pulled on his coat.

"Ed's favorite cake is red velvet with cream cheese frosting, so I'm gonna go pick that up."

"I'm gonna get some beer after I gather up some cash..." Havoc said quickly and began going through his pockets.

"Here." Al held out what looked like about 100 cenz bill.

"Huh?"

"Well, you need to go quickly, right? So, just take this and you can pay me back later." Al told him with a kind smile. Havoc stared at him for a moment before nodding and both men left swiftly to fulfill their duties assigned by Roy.

Hawkeye smiled as they left and peered into the hallway, only to see Aiden leaning against the wall a few feet away.

"Aiden?" she asked curiously. The boy looked up and smiled weakly.

"Hey."

"What are you doing out here? Come in." Hawkeye offered. Aiden quickly took it up and walked inside. He turned to Hawkeye with an uneasy expression.

"Is Ed really pregnant?" Aiden mumbled almost silently.

"No, she isn't. Roy was just trying to anger you." Hawkeye told him with a slight laugh. She grabbed the phone and started going through her personal address book for the phone number of Ed's friends.

"Oh, good." Aiden sighed.

"Does Ed have any friends here?"

"Hm? No, most of the guys here are extremely sexist." Aiden sighed.

"Ah."

"What's going on anyway? I've never seen Ed wear a dress before..."

"Today is Ed's 18th birthday, as you probably know," Aiden nodded, "So Roy is taking her out for the day while I call some of her friends from Central over. I might even invite Hohenheim..."

"Who's Hohenheim?"

"Edward's biological father. He abandoned Ed and his family when she was young though, so they have a bit of a bad relationship. He wouldn't want to miss his daughter's 18th birthday though, not when she's going to be having such a good time. Maybe they'll even repair some of their relationship..."

"You kinda ramble sometimes..."

"Oh, sorry." Hawkeye smiled and finally found the numbers she was looking for. She began dialing.

Roy had his arm linked with Ed's as they walked down the street. He was thankful Ed wasn't noticing the stares she was getting from her auto-mail.

"Seriously, where are we going?" Ed asked as she glanced inside the tiny shops they passed.

"First, we're going to the movies."

"Ooh, movies."

"Then, we're gonna go to a spa-"

"Seriously? A spa?"

"Yup! I think you could use a good massage to relax your muscles." He almost fell backwards when Ed latched onto his waist.

"Thank you, Roy!" she squealed. Roy chuckled and slowly unlatched her then continued down the street with her to the cinema theater.

"I'd do you anything to make you happy, Ed, you know that." he assured her. Ed grinned and nodded.

Roy put his arm around Ed's waist and pulled her into the theater then they parted. He walked up to one of the counters and chose a horror film, more for his own selfishness to have Ed holding onto him than for Ed's amusement. Ed didn't seem to notice as she bought popcorn and coke at a counter nearby.

Roy began walking over when he noticed Ed was blushing furiously and her hands were weaving themselves by her chest. She was staring at the counter as the theater's employee was spraying butter on the popcorn with a smile. Roy quickened his pace, trying not to look urgent, and put his arm around Ed's waist again.

"Hey, sexy." he purred. Ed smiled up at him. The man behind the counter looked up at them, slightly surprised, and handed Ed the bucket of popcorn then Roy the sodas. Roy led Ed away and towards the doors that led to the movie auditorium.

They made it just in time for the screen to splay large black letters reading; Arachnophobia.

Ed was gripping Roy's arm in fear. Roy never knew Ed could be so terrified of such a lame movie, because that's what she was right now. Completely and utterly terrified. Roy had to wonder what was going through Ed's mind when she gasped at the sight of the rotted corpse.

"Gross, huh?" Roy whispered. Ed nodded anxiously and Roy chuckled. He pulled Ed into his lap and she brought her knees to her chest as they watched the screen.

By the end of the movie Ed was shaking. Roy laughed aloud when the lights went back on and Ed glared at him.

"Afraid of a little insect, Ed?" he teased.

"Spiders aren't insects; they're arachnids." Ed growled and got off of him, "Plus! What happened in the movie is completely possible!"

"Ed, there are no spiders that could literally suck the life out of someone." Roy sighed and stood up, picking up the empty popcorn bucket and cups of empty soda.

"There's probably some species somewhere that can..." Ed grumbled. Roy just laughed harder and followed her out of the theater.

Hawkeye stood up and answered the door. As expected, there stood Breda, Furey, Armstrong, Ross, Hughes, and Brosh.

"Where is he?" Ross said firmly, hands on her hips and looking pissed. Hawkeye stepped aside to let them inside.

"Edward is out with Roy." She replied.

"I'm gonna beat that boy silly. How could he run away for two years?" Ross yelled. Everyone started getting settled when Al burst into the room, hot food on plates. The food he'd made earlier.

"FOOD!" He said loudly and started giving people delicious plates full of eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, and french toast.

"Whoa, Al, did you make this?" Brosh asked, digging in quickly. Al smiled broadly.

"Of course, Ed can't cook worse shit." he laughed.

"Good thing they're going out for dinner." Hawkeye commented. They all nodded in agreement.

"So, how old is he?" Breda asked.

"First of all, I should clear this up so you all have time to get used to it before Ed comes back," Hawkeye sighed, "Ed isn't a boy any longer, she's a girl." Everyone, except Hughes and Al, froze.

"What...?" Ross sputtered.

"Edward was changed into a girl the last time she went through the gate."

"I'm going to assume that was when he-she brought Alphonse's body back?" Armstrong inquired.

"Most likely." Hawkeye confirmed.

"I knew it." Hughes chuckled.

"What?" Al asked, looking at him rather surprisingly.

"I came down here for an investigation a few weeks back and Ed crashed through a window. She was obviously a girl then." Hughes told them.

"What does Ed look like now?" Ross asked.

"She looks about the same, just..." Al blushed, not quite mature enough to elaborate about Ed's large chest and rounded hips.

"Her breasts are rather large," Hawkeye continued, "And her hips are round. Ed has an hourglass figure, you could say."

"And her face?" Breda asked around a sausage.

"A little rounder, more feminine. Her eyes are slightly rounded as well. Ed lost a lot of muscle too, but then again, being a woman would deplete that a bit."

"Mm." Everyone hummed in agreement.

Edward looked sheepish as they walked into the spa. She's never been anywhere so nice and not have to be suspicious.

"Oh! Hello! Are you the 'Mustang' appointment?" A tall woman asked from beside a counter. She seemed to be just getting up. Roy smiled and brought Ed over.

"We are. Is everything good?" he asked.

"Yup! Come this way." the woman, who Ed noticed had angular eyes that held genuine cheerfulness, led them away. Roy appreciated the way she didn't stare at Ed's automail.

Roy twirled Ed's hair for a moment before they were led to separate rooms for their massages. She was led into a room that had very dimmed lights. Candles were lit and the walls were a deep crimson. There was a bed/table in the center of the room with a small table beside it. Nothing was on the side table but the bed/table/thing had a red towel and robe on it. The man who'd led her in the room smiled at her.

"My name's Andy, what's yours?" he asked, holding out his hand. Ed smiled and shook it warmly.

"Edward."

"Oh? What a peculiar name for a girl." he chuckled. Ed blushed mildly. Andy gestured to the table, "Why don't you get undressed and then lay on the table, face-down."

"Sure." Ed nodded. Andy left the room for a moment through another door Ed hadn't noticed in her first glance. Ed walked over to the table and began to undress herself then got onto it. It was padded and soft and she noticed. Ed laid down on top of it after moving the robe and towel and settled her arms under her chin while she waited for Andy to return.

He didn't take very long, but Ed had dozed off. Andy smiled and walked over. He had a small tin container in his hand and a white towel in the other. He set the tin on the table and folded up the white towel. Andy gently tapped Ed's shoulder. She jumped and looked up groggily.

"Would you like a pillow?" Andy laughed. Ed blushed profusely and nodded. He set the pillow under her face and Ed set her head back down, tired. Andy's eyes scanned over her petite, but beautiful body for a moment before grabbing the red towel and folding it in half. He placed it over her bottom before standing next to the table.

"Andy, could you not work on my upper back?" Ed asked quietly, still blushing. She looked up at him and he smiled.

"Of course, Miss Edward." he told her. Ed smiled to herself at the title; miss.

"Ed?" Roy knocked on the door quietly. It didn't open, well, she was in the middle of a massage. Probably. Roy was beginning to have his doubts about coming here. The way that masseur was eying Ed. Also, how small Ed looked standing next to him; anything could happen! Roy opened the door slowly and his heard pounded when he heard a small moan of pleasure from Ed. Then a resounding crack! Roy blinked to see Ed laying on a table, on her stomach, with the masseur standing beside her. He'd just cracked her lower back is all and been doing what was expected; massaging Ed.

"Roy...?" Ed asked curiously from the table. The masseur just continued to massage her lower back. Ed wasn't wearing any clothes, they made a small pile on the floor, and she was rather shiny from the oil. A thought hit Roy suddenly; had he seen her naked?

"Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to take a mud bath." Roy asked, quickly trying to get Ed somewhere else without seeming suspicious.

"That sounds like a good idea. Mud baths are great after a thorough massage and we're pretty much done here anyway." The masseur chirped. That's when Roy noticed that he was mainly looking at Ed's face, not really her body.

"Sure." Ed smiled.

"Here, Miss Ed, take this robe. I'll carry your clothes." he offered. Ed smiled warmly at him, though Roy could tell it was partially forced. The masseur picked up the clothes and handed the still laying down Ed the robe. He then left for a moment with the tin and towel Ed had used for a pillow. She got up, Roy getting a nosebleed from her perfect form, and shrugged on the robe. Roy walked over and cupped Ed's cheek before kissing her. Ed blinked once before returning it and tying the robe with Roy's hands over her's.

"Come on, I know where the mud room is." Roy gently wrapped his hand around Ed's and led her out of the room.

Roy opened the door with Ed slightly behind him. She peered in curiously and smiled at the sight. It had clean tile floors with two tubs made of what looked like rock. One for her and one for Roy! There were, oddly enough, two showers in the back. Both had their own curtains and were also made of rock. Both tubs were full of smooth mud and were warm as it turned out when Ed skimmed her hand over the top of the surface.

"You can get it." Roy chuckled.

"O-oh." Ed mumbled. Roy chuckled and knelt on the other side of the tub, so Ed could only see the top of his head. She listening to a drawer opening, fabrics brushing, and then the drawer closing. Roy stood back up with two white towels and a cream robe. He set them beside the tubs and walked over to the door, where he locked it. Ed blinked for a moment before Roy walked back over to her.

"Are you gonna get out of that robe or not?" he laughed. Ed blushed profusely and Roy laughed. Her hands flew to the straps, but froze when Roy's hands wrapped around her's.

"Let me..." he whispered seductively in her ear. Ed shuddered and let him sit her on the edge. Her hands softly touched the sides of the tub and let him untie the straps as he kissed her. Roy slowly slid the robe down her arms and took in the petite, feminine, beautiful body in front of him.

Unfortunately, that was the point where the tubs decided to turn on. A huge grinding sound sputtered before it turned into a loud motor. Ed yelped in surprise and fell back, into the warm mud. Roy burst out laughing and dove his hand into the brown sludge. He found something solid and grasped it before pulling. Ed came back up, covered with mud. Roy had grabbed her forearm and now Ed was rubbed her eye with one hand. Roy just laughed harder.

"Shut up." Ed spat, then literally spat mud onto the ground.

"Maybe you shouldn't have fallen." Roy chuckled. Ed glared at him with one golden eye and pulled her hand from him. She immediately smirked. Ed launched out of the mud and wrapped her arms around Roy.

"ED!" he yelled angrily. The muddy girl giggled and let him go. Roy took several steps back and looked down at himself. His once white, pristine shirt was covered with mud.

"What the fuck, Ed!" he yelled, "You better fix this!" as Ed continued to wipe off her face with her hands.

"Sure, when we get back, I'll wash it." Ed laughed.

"Can't you just do it here, with alchemy? I know you know how." Roy whined. Ed's face suddenly darkened. Roy blinked in surprise.

"I can't use alchemy anymore...haven't you noticed?" Ed mumbled, looking depressed suddenly. Shit, I didn't mean to get her down..., Roy thought. He walked over and cupped Ed's still dirt laden face.

"Why can't you use alchemy?" he asked, this also added to his self-scolding thoughts about depressing Ed.

"The gate. I gave up my alchemy to give Al his body back. You didn't think giving up my manhood was it, did you? That would be extremely sexist."

"No, no, I didn't think it was because you gave up being a man. I though you used to Philosopher's Stone."

"No...I gave up my alchemy." Ed mumbled. Roy nodded and pressed his forehead to her's. The sudden growling of Ed's stomach shattered the moment. Roy smiled as he could barely see the blush dusting Ed's cheeks.

"Come on, let's go to our last destination." Roy chuckled and pulled Ed out of the tub. She stumbled and fell into him, getting more mud on his clothes. Roy chuckled as Ed clung to him.

"I should probably get clean first..." Ed mumbled, glancing over at the stone showers. Roy smirked to himself and brought Ed over to the showers. He liked the fact that Ed wasn't shy around him and let him see her whole body. Of course, with mud covering her, it was hard to see the 'details'.

Roy turned on the shower head and pushed Ed into the spray. She gripped the wall for support as her slippery feet were helping much. Roy laughed and began to unbutton his shirt.

"Eh? What are you doing?" Ed asked, confused.

"Joining you in the shower." Roy replied calmly. Ed blushed. Again.

"W-why? You're not even dirty."

"No, look," Roy held up his muddy hands, "My hands are filthy."

"Whatever." Ed sighed and went back to trying to get the mud out her hair and off of her body. Roy then stripped off his pants and shirt, letting them drop on the floor. Ed was rubbing her face free from dirt while Roy silently pulled off his boxers and took a small piece of plastic from his back pants pocket. He walked over to Ed, letting the palms of his feet slap the floor and wrapped his arms around her before beginning to stroke her stomach with both hands. They edged down then stopped at her hips.

*1* I'm using the American dollar to represent 'cenz', because I have no idea what cenz is based on.

AHAHAHA! I left you with a semi-cliffie!

If you like RoyEd stuff (which I'd hope so if you're reading this story!) and like Vic Mignogna (which I also hope you do because he's fucktastic) than you should watch this;

h t t p : / / w w w. y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = v G J x c e K N P 6 4

Make sure to copy it letter for letter or it'll end up being a 'malformed' video or something.

It's such a cute song!

R&R

~Romi~

(Edited Last: 5/8/11)