The Diary of T M Riddle

by The FAIO Liberation Front

A soggy journal was found in the corner of a bathroom. Follow Tom Marvolo Riddle through his sixth year as he befriends snakes and states his, erm, highly opinionated comlpaints about school, people, and... Highly fashionable winter-wear? Fake emo-ness.

7. A Strange Dream

Dear Diary,

Last night I had the strangest dream. There was this really cool kid with broken glasses and an epic scar on his head. I hate him, scrawny git. If I ever meet someone like that I shall slay his entire family, and then, when he has nothing, I shall kill him! Bwahaha. Then I will cut my self, because I'm cool like that. In other news, Alice was scared of a rooster the other day. I was going to tell her to just man up and deal with it, but then I realized that everyone has to be afraid of something, and it's okay to be scared. NOT. Only freaking softies say that.

Love,

Tommy

-C