An antropomorphic corgi and an anthropomorphic night fury were sitting on the floor in front of a television. The corgi? Pepper. The night fury? Toothless.
"There's a smallfry on your tail."
"I know, but I can't shoot it."
"Why the fuck not?"
"I have a charger!"
"Use a bomb, then."
"I don't have enough ink!"
"And why is that?"
"BECAUSE I HAVE A CHARGER!"
"Whatever, Brit."
Just like that, Toothless's character died in-game followed shortly by Pepper's. The two groaned in unison.
"You wanna play again?" Pepper asked.
"No, i'm tired of salmon run! I'm bored!"
"Well, what do you wanna do then?" Just then Petite barged into the room holding a tablet.
"GUYS GUYS GUYS LOOK! PROMO ART!" She held the tablet in front of Pepper's face and waved it wildly before the dog grabbed it.
"Chill, Petite. Lesee here... Oh hell naw." Pepper showed Toothless the image on the tablet. "Check this shit out."
"What the?" Pepper giggled.
"Congradulations mister fish and chips, I now diagnose you with Smurfette syndrome." Toothless made a sound like a bike horn being deflated and fell backwards, covering his face with his paws.
"Seriously? I never asked for this!" Petite cut in.
"Hey, who knows? It could... Be an alternate universe! It could also not be a girl! OOH! What if that IS an alternate universe but role reversed and that's, like, a dragon version of Hiccup?" Pepper stopped her before she could get into too many details.
"That would be real fucking rad Petite, but lets be real here."
"You never know for sure!"
"We'll see when the movie comes out, Petite." Said dragoness huffed, and the room fell silent aside from the loss music coming from the t.v. Pepper handed the tablet back and shrugged.
"Well, i'm gonna go show everyone else! Buh-bye!" The dog and dragon on the floor waved as Petite left the room. Toothless sat up and groaned. Pepper grinned evilly.
"Hey Toothless."
"What?"
"They totally gave Hiccup the exact same fucking expression again."
"Shut up!"
Authors Note:
Ok so I know this totally doesn't excuse the uber late chapter but all of may was just totally swamped with my end of year testing prep, and as I type this I should be going to sleep 'cause I have exams all day tomorrow. This is kinda like a "afterstory" kind of jokey chapter digging at the new promotional art for Hidden World. Because seriously, what the unfresh hell is that. Shoehorned in "other night fury" is shoehorned. Also, albino species would rarely make it to adulthood outside of captivity so either Toothless is a melanistic and it's a miracle he's lived this long or the new dragon is an albino and it's a miracle it's lived this long. Wa-hoo. Anyways, the next real chapter should come out within the month, probably soon since my finals are all this week and i'll have free time. In my defence I don't really know if people are actually reading this story since I don't got many reviews, so just review and let me know that you exist and are reading so i'll have a reason to update! If you've read this far I love you and happy Pride Month. -Carly
P.s. The video game Pepper and Toothless are playing is Splatoon 2, my one and only vice and part of the reason some of my chapters are and or will be late. Salmon run is literally the best though so Toothless doesn't know shit. Hit me up in the PMs and maybe we can exchange Switch friend codes!