Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of the characters.
Slightly OoC in some cases, but other than that, enjoy.
WalkingHazard: -sings randomly- Bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes!
MuscleMan1935: Mothers and fuckers, mothers and fuckers!
WalkingHazard: Oooh! –wiggles eyebrows- touché, bitch. Touché.
MuscleMan1935: No way, no way! Iz George LOPEZ!
WalkingHazard: I don't get it.
MuscleMan1935: Neither do I…
ShopppaholicGrl has signed on
ShoppaholicGrl: hey, hey, hey!
MuscleMan1935: What's up?
ShoppaholicGrl: the rainbow.
WalkingHazard: OH? is there a rainbow!?
MuscleMan1935: Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high…There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby…Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far, behind me. Where troubles smell like lemon drops, a way above the chimney tops…
WalkingHazard: What the hell?
ShoppaholicGrl: I betcha his little problem smells like lemon drops thanks to Wal-Mart's condom section.
WalkingHazard: Lol!
MuscleMan1935: --ANGRY FACE!--
ShoppaholicGrl: --I don't care face--
WalkingHazard: do they seriously make lemon-drop flavored condoms?
MuscleMan1935: Like I would know.
ShoppaholicGrl: I don't think so, but they make lemontastic ones XD
WalkingHazard: you know this because…?
ShoppaholicGrl: No reason. :)
MuscleMan1935: ewy!
WalkingHazard: vampires use condoms?
MuscleMan1935: Normal vampires don't, Bella. Only freaks like Alice and emo boy do weird crap like that.
VolvoOwner1901 has signed on
ShoppaholicGrl: WE ARE NOT FREAKS
VolvoOwner1901: Hello.
WalkingHazard: It's Edward!
ShoppaholicGrl: Emmett?
MuscleMan1935: Allow me.
ShoppaholicGrl: has signed on
MuscleMan1935: OMG! It's Alice, my virginal hundred year old vampire girlfriend!
VolvoOwner1901: -.-
WalkingHazard: -blushes-
VolvoOwner1901: To think I'm missing out on the likes of that :(
MuscleMan1935: Omg! –swoons-
ShoppaholicGrl: -blushes while batting eyelashes and hides behind Emmett, my virginal boyfriend-
WalkingHazard: Shut up.
ShoppaholicGrl: You know you love us likewise.
WalkingHazard: Humph!
VolvoOwner1901: So…what were you guys talking about earlier?
WalkingHazard: Rainbows.
MuscleMan1935: If happy little blue birds fly beyond the rainbows…why, oh why, can't I?
VolvoOwner1901: Because you're fat, Emmett. That's why.
ShoppaholicGrl: It's true.
MuscleMan1935: WHY I OUGHTA KICK YOUR LITTE –censored— SO FAR INTO CHINA THAT YOU'LL –explicit language, censored for younger viewers—
VolvoOwner1901: …
WalkingHazard: ?
ShoppaholicGrl: How nice.
VolvoOwner1901: So why were you guys talking about rainbows?
MuscleMan1935: Well, you see, at first we were talking about how there was a rainbow outside.
ShoppaholicGrl: Yeah and then we started randomly talking about condoms.
MuscleMan1935: -nods head-
VolvoOwner1901: Sounds fun.
WalkingHazard: Not really
VolvoOwner1901: Oh.
WalkingHazard: Yep.
ShoppaholicGrl: …
MuscleMan1935: So tell us about your sex life.
WalkingHazard: ?
VolvoOwner1901: -punches Emmett in the gut-
MuscleMan1935: hehe, no harm done bro.
ShoppaholicGrl: Mom signs on in approximately 34 seconds, act casual.
SuperMom has signed on
WalkingHazard: SO, I was walking down the street right?
VolvoOwner1901: Uhuh, yeah?
ShoppaholicGrl: Yep, totally
MuscleMan1935: OMG NO WAY NO WAY
WalkingHazard: Like, freaking yes way! And then, all of the sudden, I TRIPPED and FELL. Flat on my you know what.
ShoppaholicGrl: Aw, my poor baby –pouts-
VolvoOwner1901: :( I'm sorry
MuscleMan1935: I bet Edward wants to kiss it and make it better
SuperMom: You call this a conversation? Ugh, where's Carlisle?
SuperMom has signed out
ShoppaholicGrl: Huh, that was weird
VolvoOwner1901: Emmett!
MuscleMan1935: What? Don't deny it you horny bastard, you.
WalkingHazard: -blushes- …
ShoppaholicGrl: Awkward…
VolvoOwner1901: --
MuscleMan1935: Eddie-poo has the h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hawts for Bellie-poo!
WalkingHazard: Um, I gotta, uh, be anywhere but here bye!
WalkingHazard has signed out
VolvoOwner1901: Bella, wait! It isn't like that!
VolvoOwner1901 has signed out
MuscleMan1935: They were so acting. I betcha they're going to get it on right now. I just know it.
ShoppaholicGrl: Actually, you don't know it. Not every male is a rabbit like you.
ShoppaholicGrl has signed out
MuscleMan1935: Was that supposed to be an insult?
MuscleMan1935 has signed out
Sorry for the shortness, I've been busy lately and trying to do a comedy while you're pissed at your parents isn't the easiest thing to do, lol. Hope you enjoyed it and message me if it isn't funny. I'll think of something :( -Holly