Welcome to the Everybody Loves Ciel Show!
Anna B-nana: Yahoo-hoo! I am glad that this story is so popular. Thanks for the reviews!
Alois: U know it babe! *winks*
1. Bath Haus des Alois
Anna B-nana: Haha! I stole the name of this segment from a Lady Gaga music video- gold stars to the person who can tell me which one-
Alois: Welcome my loyal fans to "Bath Haus des Alois" the name of my new harem!
Ciel: Why am I wearing nothing but a towel?
Alois: It is a bath haus after all . . . hey Sebastian!
Sebastian: Hmhm? Oh it's you.
Alois: Whadda you mean by "oh it's you"
Sebastian: How may I serve you *cough* highness? (gawd it's steamy in here)
Ciel: Your highness? What! (also, what do you mean by steamy?)
Anna B-nana: (they can read each other's thoughts?)
Ciel: (uh . . . yeah didn't you know that?)
Sebastian: (it's pretty obvious actually, when Ciel is blushing all the time he's actually reading my dirty minded thoughts)
Anna B-nana: (that's so cool! so can I join your mind reading club?)
Sebastian: (I don't know. Maybe later cause that kid Alois is giving me a weird look for some reason)
Alois: Ahem! I was wondering when you were going to give me that foot massage eh?
Sebastian: Well-
Svelha: No! He's my husband so I should be doing that. And Alois honey do your toenails need clipping? Cause I would totally be up for that!
Ciel: (ewwww!)
Anna B-nana: (major barf-o-rama)
Sebastian: (like totally gross)
Anna B-nana: It seems that relationships are steadily growing as we witness matrimonial toenail clipping . . . and other details that we won't go into right now!
1. Questions
Ciel: . . . your pain is my pain- it's okay if no one else understands . . .
Anna B-nana: Huh? What was that?
Ciel: Oh! Nothing . . .
Alois: It's question time again. Remember peeps- nothing is off limits on this show-
Anna B-nana: Questions #1. RosalieCullenHale1 asks:
- Ciel I will give you a big double chocolate cake if you kiss Alois
Ciel: Sorry, I only eat cake made by Sebastian (your cake is the bomb)
Sebastian: (oh thank you!)
Anna B-nana: she also has a question for Alois: "I love you to death my question is have you ever seen a shrink because I think you should"
Alois: Thanks for your concern. Maybe I saw a shrink but there's no knowing cause that part wasn't in the anime *cough* or maybe someone (Anna) is behind in her episode watching
Anna B-nana: Sure . . . also she tells Claude to ... "go die" and has this to say to Sebastian "I hate you for reasons unknown to even myself and I will give you a shelter of kitties if you kiss Grell full on the lips with tongue"
Claude: (butler hater)
Sebastian: (what was that?)
Claude: (get outta my head!)
Sebastian: I'm sorry you hate me, and unfortunately Grell is out of town on some official death god business, but you can still give me those homeless cats!
Anna B-nana: Okay, next ChiaroscuroLolita asks:
"Ciel, I have a question for you... ;3
Why did you blush when you saw Alois dressed as a girl? xD
Oh and Alois, I didn't know you were a fan-artist too! :O
And your dancing is self-taught? Cool!
...I'd join your harem. ((And Ciel's if he has one.))"
Ciel: Cause Alois is hot dressed like a girl! There I said it!
Alois: Oh wow! So you do like me?
Ciel: *cough* And I don't plan on having a harem, seeing the failure of Alois' "Bath Haus"
Alois: Thanks a bunch for the compliments, we'll have dance lessons next time and art classes too for those who wish to attend!
Ciel: . . .
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW
Thanks For Reading!
Anna B-nana: I have taken quotes from some of my favourite anime and hidden them in this story-
These anime are:
- Makai Senki Disgaea
- Rosario + Vampire
- Ouran High School Host Club.
If you think you're an anime expert tell me which quotes are from which anime!
(PS one quote is in episode seven)