(Yeah so sorry for putting this up so late. I've had so much work and family drama and whatnot. I haven't had time to post this up but here it is. Hope you guys enjoy, sorry if not much happens)

Naruto was still sound asleep in his hospital bed once I left his room. He had apparently trained so hard, he passed out and ended up in the hospital. The moment I had heard my love was there I immediately rushed over and checked on him, spending the whole night next to him and not once did he wake up.

I reluctantly left him because I needed to go home, shower and change clothes. Hopefully he would be awake by the time I got back and I could bring him some breakfast.

On my way out of the hospital I bumped into Shikamaru. "Brains!"

"Hi Kuno." Shikamaru nodded his head at me.

"And what is my favorite brilliant genius doing here?"

"Just came to see how Naruto was, I also brought him a fruit basket." He said holding up said item.

I furrowed my brows and scowled at him. "He's mine."

"Wha-?"

"I said he's mine."

"What the heck are you talking about?"

"I know what you're trying to do here and it's not going to work. You can't go in there and confess your love to Naruto with fruit, you have to do it with ramen... And I already called dibs." I crossed my arms.

Shikamaru stared at me like I was crazy. "What?!"

"Like I said he's mine and I called dibs first." I shrugged my shoulders.

"Then why didn't you buy him ramen then?"

"I did! But he didn't wake up!"

It was true. I had brought Naruto ramen last night and put it under his nose hoping he'd wake up, but he was probably too exhausted to do that. I ate it instead and held his hand while he slept.

"He's just my friend you troublesome woman." Shikamaru rubbed at his temple.

"That's what they all say, but I know better." I slid right up to him."So no touching."

I left Shikamaru there and headed home, hoping that he really did go see my love just as a friend.

I opened the door to my home and as soon as I walked in my mother bombarded me with questions on my whereabouts.

"Kuno where have you been?" She called from the kitchen.

I walked over and sat at the table and yawned. "I spent the night with my future husband."

"Oh? Is that so? Funny because your future husband was here last night having dinner with us and you were nowhere to be found. Now I remember telling you I had invited Sasuke over for dinner. Did I not?"

"Who the hell said I was marrying Feathers? I'm marrying Naruto... Feathers can be my mistress." I nodded my head.

A plate of food slammed into my face. The plate slipped off and landed on the floor with a clatter, surprisingly not breaking. I stared at my mother in disbelief. Did she seriously just...

"Why you litte piece of -"

"Did you seriously just do that?" I grabbed the food and wiped it off my face.

"Oh I seriously did." Her face was red from complete and utter rage. "That was your dinner from last night and here's breakfast." She threw the next plate of food and it smashed once again into my face.

I pulled the plate off and scraped the food off my face, "Mom! Seriously! Throw something else. You know I can't dodge food when it's being thrown at me. Throw knives, spoons, weapons, chairs, tables, the neighbor's cat, my dad for all I care! I could dodge those, but food! You've gone too far!"

"My daughter will not have a harem!"

"Who said anything about a harem?! ... Although now that you mention it, a harem doesn't sound too bad. Who else would be in my harem? Got any ideas?"

I lay in my bed dying. My stomach churning and my head ached horribly when I coughed.

"Kuno what are you still doing in bed?"

I looked at my mother through bleary eyes. My head pounded as I moved to sit up. "I'm dying." I rasped out before I started coughing again. I became nauseous as I felt the room spinning.

"Your teammates are here."

"Good. I'll have them write my will before I die."

"Quit being dramatic."

"Ugh mom. Can't you see I'm dying here.? Why won't you let me die in peace?"

"I'll let you die in peace after you tell me how Sasuke's match goes."

"Why don't you go then if you want to know so badly?"

"I already told you why." She walked out the room and went to go fetch Ryota and Nobuyuki.

I could hear footsteps coming closer to my open door. "Here's the drama queen." My mother rolled her eyes at me and motioned them in.

I slowly laid back down and waved my hand at them, beckoning them closer. "Come closer."

I heard my mother leave the room as both my teammates stood next to my bed.

"Ryota, in the top left drawer of my desk there is a purple notebook and a pencil. Grab them. I need to write my will. I'm afraid I'm not going to make it." Ryota turned around and walked toward my desk.

"Kuno you're not dying, so get your sick ass out of bed and get ready. We're going to the arena."

"Fucking Blossom, does it look like I have a sick donkey in my bed with me?" I glared at him and began coughing.

"It seems to me like you're feeling better since you're still as sarcastic as always." Nobuyuki grabbed my mattress and lifted it, causing me to fall out of my bed and onto the floor.

"Gaah!"

"So get up and get ready, we'll be waiting outside for you."

"You're lucky I'm feeling so weak right now or else I'd be choking the life out of you with my blanket." I shakily stood up.

Both Nobuyuki and Ryota left my room as I slowly went to get ready.

"Will you hurry the hell up?!"

"Screw you Blossom.I'm going as fast as I can given my current situation." I coughed.

"Well hurry up I don't want to miss any of the matches."

"I'm slowly dying before your eyes and you're more worried about watching these stupid matches instead of worrying about your fellow teammate." I glared at him as I sped up my walking just a bit.

I stopped at the nearest light post, my stomach churned as I leaned against it. I closed my eyes, trying to keep down my light breakfast. I felt it make its way up my throat and I threw up next to said light post.

"Oh man I really am dying!" I whined.

"For the last time Kuno, you're not dying you're just sick." I looked at Nobuyuki whom just rolled his eyes at me.

"Why don't you just leave me here and come back later? You can tell me how Feathers' match goes."

"We can't. Your mother paid us to bring you."

"What?" I gritted out.

"She told us to think of it as a mission... So our mission for today is to get you to the arena and get you to watch today's matches. Besides you want to see Naruto, dont you?"

My heart fluttered at the mention of Naruto's name.

"Yes."

"Well quit playing around and get moving." I watched my teammates walk away. As I took a small step my stomach churned once again.

I closed my eyes taking a deep breath, trying to calm my raging stomach.

"Kuno." I opened my eyes and Ryota stood before me a bottle of water in his hand. He offered it to me and I rinsed out my mouth and took a small sip afterwards.

"Thanks." I nodded my head at him. "Let's go before his majesty decides to have a temper tantrum."

Ryota just smiled and walked alongside me. I made it to the next light post, before I started feeling nauseous again.

"Oh man. You'd think I was pregnant by how nauseous I am."

Ryota began sputtering, "Why would you say that?!"

I looked at Ryota's flushed face from embarrassment.

"Uh. Don't women get pregnant if they lay with a man in the same bed?"

"What?!" Ryota's voice became high pitched as he yelled.

"Stop yelling. You're making my headache worse."

"What are you two doing?"Nobuyuki stood in front of us with his arms crossed.

"It's Kuno, she said she's-"

"I'm pregnant."

"What? How the hell are you pregnant?"

"Well I spent the night lying with Naruto when he was at the hospital."

"So now you're pregnant?"

"Yes. Women get pregnant when they lay in the same bed as a man. At least that's what my mother told me."

"You really are an idiot." Nobuyuki facepalmed. "That's not how women get pregnant."

"They don't?" I asked. "How do they get pregnant then?"

"Ask your mom. Now let's go."

Nobuyuki turned around and resumed walking. I looked at Ryota and held my hands out.

"Carry me."

Ryota rolled his eyes and kneeled down in front of me.

"Get on."

"Yeah piggyback ride." I slowly got on his back and wrapped my arms around his neck. "Now be gentle with me, I'm a delicate flower and I must be treated with great care. I don't want to end up throwing up on you."

Ryota stood up. "You do and I'll kill you... Veeery slowly."

"You threatening me Ryota?"

"Heh, it's a damn promise."

The loud clamor of villagers could be heard from outside of the arena. My head pounded as we got closer.

"Tell me we're not going inside."

"How the hell do you expect to see the matches if you don't go in?"

"Blossom I don't want to."

"Too bad."

We made our way inside. My headache worsening, but I tried to ignore it looking around.

"Let's go down there." I pointed down to where I could see Sakura.

Ryota started walking down the stairs making his way towards Sakura.

"Heeey Five-head."

"Kuno, where's Sasuke?"

"How the heck should I know?" I looked down into the arena. "Naruto's not here yet?"

Sakura shook her head.

"Do I need to tell the Hokage to assemble everyone again?"

"What do you mean?" Ino asked from next to Sakura.

"Nothing. Forget about it."

Naruto had finally arrived, albeit late, but he was still able to participate. He was going up against Neji Hyuuga.

"Kick his ass Naruto!" I yelled then began to cough as I heard some people jeering at Naruto from behind me. I looked over my shoulder snarling at them. "Shut the hell up, before I make you! I may be dying but I still have enough strength to take you down with me!"

"Ignore them." Ryota jostled me a bit, causing me to become nauseous.

"What did I say about treating me gently? I almost threw up." I groaned.

"Sorry."

Naruto had beat Neji. I cheered excitedly, knowing he was going to beat him I turned around and flipped off the villagers that had dared mock my love. I turned back around since Sasuke's match was to start soon.

I rolled my eyes when I heard the announcement of Sasuke's match being postponed. "Of freaking course Feathers would get here when he freaking wants to."

"But what if something happened to him? What if he got attacked again by-?"

"Who attacked him?" I raised an eyebrow at Sakura.

"No nothing never mind."

I furrowed my eyebrows, but decided to let the subject drop. I closed my eyes, falling asleep on Ryota.

I woke up when I heard Sasuke's postponed match was to start. I wiped my eyes, seeing his opponent appear in the arena.

"Well hello there." I smiled giddily, my eyes raking over his form. "Who is that hottie?"

"Are you delirious, Kuno?" Sakura stared at me in disbelief.

"I certainly hope not Five head, because he is fiiiiiine."

"I thought you liked Naruto." Ino butted in.

"Oh I do, but come on now we can't deny this guy's attractiveness."

Sakura's and Ino's faces contorted in disgust. "But Sasuke's much more handsome."

"Pfft. If Feathers is handsome then I must be a flying squirrel."