Epilogue
Robin, Regina, Emma, and Andrew were sitting down around a table at the local diner. Catherine and Steve were off on their own. Suddenly, the doors burst open.
"Dude life is so weird!" Brian said, bursting through the doors.
"Yeah it's weird, it's weird as hell." Andrew said, not thinking. "Wait. What?" Everyone just balked.
"So, that's just your natural response..." Emma said. She nodded. "That's yeah... uhh.." She facepalmed. "I really need to rethink my friends!"
"Aw, what happened to your face?" Brian asked.
"I was attacked by an angry polar bear." Andrew said.
"You guys sure he doesn't have a concussion." Brian muttered to Emma, "Because last time I checked we weren't on a cursed island or in the north pole."
Regina turned to Robin. "Um, dear... your friends are quite strange." Robin looked at her. She patted his arm sympathetically.
"I've noticed." He said.
"Hey!" The rest of them replied in unison as Robin held his hands up defensively. Just then, Emma's phone rang and a pirate's ringtone blared throughout the restaurant. Regina raised her eyebrow at Emma.
"Pirate song?" She asked. Emma rolled her eyes.
"My boyfriend set it. Don't ask." Emma picked up the phone. "Hey... yeah... k, cool I- hello? Hello? Damn." The connection was lost so Emma hung up the phone. Andrew laughed into his spaghetti.
"Trouble in paradise?" He teased.
"Hey, that black eye looks really good on you, want another one?" Emma said sweetly. Everyone burst out laughing while Andrew and Emma continued their 'glare-off'.