Dans le studio français que tout le monde connaît et aime...
(In the French studio that everyone knows and loves...)
Behind a pile of paperwork sat...
Not Mustang.
Not Matsumoto.
Not Shunsui.
But Devil'sEyeAlchemist13.
"Damn *BARK*, I hate homework."
"If you listened to your mother," Kaede nagged, playing paddleball. "You wouldn't have so much work to make up."
"I do listen." DEA whined. "...Sometimes."
"There's your problem." Tyco insisted. "Listen to her more often, and you won't get kicked off the computer for almost two months."
"I learned my lesson..."
"I hope you did." Rin said.
"This isn't something I want to go through again." Elmo agreed. "Now, shall we start the show?"
"I like that idea." DEA said as the casts walked in. She counted the number of piles on her desk. "Let's see...English, Chemistry, Algebra, History, AP Spanish, Health..." Gazing at the casts, she said, "Rose, Mayuri, Father, Szayel, Dordoni and Dr. Marcoh, come over here!"
The said people came over to her.
"Rose, do my English homework, Mayuri tackles my chemistry, Szayel does algebra, Father does history, Dordoni does my Spanish and Dr. Marcoh does my health project." DEA13 shoved them all into a room to do her work. Dashing over to the jukebox, she selected 'Comatose' by Skillet.
"This is 'When Worlds Collide'!" The hosts announced as the audience applauded.
"I have returned from a long hiatus with...um...my insanity intact!" DEA proudly proclaimed.
"Is that a good thing or a bad thing?" Ichigo asked.
"For us," She jerked a thumb at the hosts. "Good. I don't think I can guarantee the same for you guys."
"First up is a new person!" Tyco exclaimed. "Please welcome VentusZephyria!"
Hi people! The name's VentusZephyria, VZ for short. Before dares I want to say that I just went through your profile and I LOVE YOU! THANK GOD THERE IS SOMEONE WHOTHINKS LIKE ME! You have no idea how much I've suffered for being different *Crawls into a ball and starts sobbing, dark energy emanating from him* I'll kill them all someday, I'll kill them slowly and painfully
*snaps out of it* sorry, really deep scars in my heart and darkness I can't control.
"Elmo, is this guy stable?" DEA asked.
"Yeah, you've been worse."
"Yeah!" Rin laughed. "Like earlier today!"
"THOSE 3 YEAR OLDS MAULED ME AND TRIED TO EAT ME!"
"See?"
As a dare, I would like all characters present to dance Gangnam Style, with Byakuya doing the part of the guy in yellow. It's hilarious.
(Lyrics to the Gangnam Style)
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Kang-namseutayil
Naje-neun ttasaroun inkanjeo-gin yeoja
Keopi hanjanye yeoyureuraneun pumkyeok i-nneun yeoja
Bami omyeon shimjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Keureon banjeon i-nneun yeoja
Naneun sana-i
Naje-neun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sana-i
Keopi shikgido jeone wonsyas ttaerineun sana-i
Bami omyeon shimjangi teojyeobeorineun sana-i
Keureon sana-i
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Keurae neo hey keurae baro neo hey
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Keurae neo hey keurae baro neo hey
Chigeumbu-teo kal dekkaji kabol-kka
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Kang-namseutayil
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Kang-namseutayil
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Eh- sexy lady
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Eh- sexy lady
O-oo-o
Jeongsu-khae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeoja
Ittaeda shipeumyeon mukkeot-deon meori puneun yeoja
Karyeot-jiman wen-manhan nochulboda yahan yeoja
Keureon gamkakjeo-gin yeoja
Naneun sana-i
Jeomjanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sana-i
Ttae-ga dwehmyeon wahnjeon michyeobeorineun sana-i
Keunyukboda sasangi ul-tungbul-tung-han sana-i
Keureon sana-i
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Keurae neo hey keurae baro neo hey
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Keurae neo hey keurae baro neo hey
Chigeumbu-teo kal dekkaji kabol-kka
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Kang-namseutayil
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Kang-namseutayil
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Eh- sexy lady
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Eh- sexy lady
O-oo-o
Ttwiineun nom keu wiie naneun nom
Baby baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
Ttwiineun nom keu wiie naneun nom
Baby baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
You know what I'm saying
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Eh- sexy lady
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Eh- sexy lady
Oppan gang-namseutayil
"That was fun!" Orihime said.
"I felt like a retarded penguin." Rin said.
Also, I feel like torturing people, so Kimblee, turn every single of the host's pairs into non-reversible bombs, not even reversible through HEAVENLY or DEMONIC powers and make the hosts watch as they blow up. Also blow up mustang. And don't try to prevent it, on my dark energy will overflow and a dark Valkyria Final Flame will happen, killing everyone. The same will happen if you hurt me (VFF is like 100 Hiroshima Bombs going of over you, but with PURE FIRE instead of explosives. More powerful than Ryuujin Jakka) I AM EVIL! FUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry hosts but couldn't resist."No, you're just mean." DEA disagreed. "I'm evil."
"No, you're insane. I'm evil." Kaede boasted. You could cut the tension between OC and Creator with a knife, or rather, a zanpakuto. While they were busying glaring at each other...
"BOMBS!" Kimblee yelled as he turned Aizen, Gin, Kurotsuchi, Urahara, Kira, Yoruichi, Grimmjow, Shinji, Sode no Shirayuki, Mustang, Ed and Greedling into bombs. Then, unfortunately, he had to blow himself up.
"Poor Kimblee," Elmo sympathized.
*Chart on who was blown up for who*
DEA13/Kaede
Aizen
Gin
Kurotsuchi
Urahara
Kira
Mustang
Ed
Kimblee
Greedling
Rin
Gin
Urahara
Kira
Shinji
Grimmjow
Mustang
Kimblee
Elmo
Sode no Shirayuki
Tyco
Yoruichi
"I feel disrespected..." Tyco whined.
"Would you like some cheese with that wine?" Kaede taunted.
"Asiago, please."
Kaede facepalmed. "You really don't get the concept of sarcasm."
"It's called 'I was kidding', dumbass. Next up is PurpledragoN1997!"
Purple: Hi, everyone! I guess I should start with a truth...
Brandi: *gulp*
Purple: About myself, calm down Brandi! I am a Quincy."You have officially dropped on my friends list." Kaede said.
"That's rude..." DEA argued.
"But true."
Belle: I have finally accepted this.
Purple: *glares at Uryuu* That doesn't mean I like you, kid!
Brandi: Who said you did?
Belle: *gasp* NO! PURPLE! YOU CAN'T LIKE HIM!
Purple: *punches Belle* SHUT UP! I don't like him! That's what I just said! *groan*
"Thank GOD!" The hosts sighed in relief.
Belle: I wanna do the dares! First, Ichigo. Dance the hula!
Ichigo attempted to dance the hula, but had no idea how. "There's your hula."
"That wasn't a hula." Rukia complained.
"Yes it was!"
"Hips don't lie, Ichigo. That was NOT a hula." She got up and started doing the hula. "THIS is the hula."
Brandi: *whimper* MY EYES!
Purple: My turn! Yuzu! Give Brandi a hug!
Brandi: AAAGGH! BEEBEE!
Purple: *throws a lamp at Brandi* DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME BEEBEE!
Brandi: But, but, but you're making me hug her! HER!
Purple: NO EXCUSE! *ties his tail in a knot* DON'T. CALL. ME. BEEBEE. GOT IT?!
Brandi: G-got it!
Purple: NOW GO HUG YUZU!
Brandi: *hides behind Ichigo* Don't let her hurt me!
Belle: I never thought I'd see the day when Brandi would hide behind someone.
Purple: Get the message, BRANDON? DON'T CALL ME BEEBEE!
Brandi: *glares* YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME BRANDON! *charges at Purple* GGRRRRRRRRR!
Purple: *charges at Brandi, attacking with a crowbar*
Belle: Where did she get that from?
"No hug?" Yuzu whined.
Kianda: Oh, well. Dares. Karin, kiss Toshiro.
"What?" Karin stuttered. "NO!"
Renji, dye your hair pink.
"I already have!" Renji proclaimed.
"That's not a good thing." Uryuu said.
"I'm supporting the awareness for breast cancer!"
"That was in October. It's November now."
"The dye didn't come out yet, okay?!"
Kenpachi, sing Barbie Girl.
Kenpachi proceeded to sing, which really sounded bad to begin with, and the fact that it was Barbie Girl proceeded to shatter all the glass in the building. The shards killed four bystanders outside the building.
"Kenny, you're paying for that." Yachiru told him.
Ikkaku, wear a wig all day.
Ikkaku went to the wonderful room of wigs and picked out a brown wig.
When Ikkaku returned, Yumichika started laughing.
"What's your problem!?" Ikkaku snapped.
"Oh nothing...Hey, Captain Aizen, where's your glasses? HA!"
Ikkaku scrambled to a mirror, only to see that he, in fact, DID look somewhat like Aizen did in Soul Society. He ran back to the wig room and came out wearing another wig.
This time, the hosts cracked up.
"NOW WHAT?!"
"Da da dadadadada Circus afro circus afro circus afro polka dot polka dot afro!" The hosts sang as they did the stupid dance.
Belle: How are we gonna get them out of here?
Kianda: Easy. BEEBEE! BRANDON! OVERHERE!
Belle: Kianda! Run!
Kianda: I am! Alley oop, folks!
"Alley oop!"
"Now who's next?"
"That would be BrightWings111."
"...Hey, Aizen," Renna says, walking in. "I have a question for you. Why is Las Noches all white? It drives me so damn insane! Kaede and I are gonna paint it purple!" She turns her head to Kaede. "Not you Kaede, a different Kaede. DEA still created her, though..."
Kaede VII peeped her head in the doorframe. "Sosuke! Me an' Renna are gonna paint the town purple!" And ran off.
"That was random." Our host Kaede said.
"White looks sophisticated." Aizen replied. "It goes with anything."
Kayla walks in, extremely mad. "IM NOT A LITTLE KID!" she yells, smacking Mustang with a baseball bat.
"OW! DAMMIT KAYLA!"
"...you're 14." Drake says, watching from a corner. "Not exactly an adult."
"Neither are you," Kayla retorts.
"Why must my OCs constantly argue?" Rin mutters.
"Your fault for making us that way," Renna says. "Anyway, can someone disintegrate Tosen please? 200 times?"
Now it was Yamamoto's turn to dole out the punishment. (I think you get what happens).
"Szayel, turn Aizen into a Quincy," Drake smirks. "Either that or you dye your hair black." He draws his zanpakuto and points it at Szayel. "No exceptions."
"Well, since the former isn't really possible..." Szayel thought. "Ulquiorra, I'm borrowing your hair dye!"
Kayla pushes Envy into a ditch. "Now where was that grenade...?"
"Alright, OUT!" Rin yells, pushing Renna and Kayla out of the room and chucking Drake out of the window.
"Now that's taken care of..." DEA sighed.
"Last up is SakuraKiss444!"
Sup... So, I got a huge crack in my iPod screen yesterday because my friend Cameron said he'd jailbreak it and then he dropped it... Bastard... :,( Well at least i still have my iPhone! Anyway, onto mah dares!
"Lucky you..." Kaede scowled.
"Oh shut up." DEA shot.
1) Oh! Shirô-chan, you're free from your dare! Berry-chan, you've still got 2 more chapters of bark-swearing. Shit.
*BARK*
"I AM FREE!" Toshiro chanted. "You have no idea how close I was to asking Matsumoto for some sake."
2) PAGING GRIMMKITTY! *You get the jist* I wanted to get this done early. And if you even try to hurt my Kitty-boy, you'll be dead in a second.
"NO ONE TOUCH THE CAT!" Tyco yelled as he made a fence around Grimmjow.
3) Nice Breaking Benjamin reference (awesome song, btw). :D I dare DEA13 to base the next 2 chapters after either Breaking Benjamin or Skillet songs!
"I'm working on that."
4) All of the Espada/Arrancar have to dress like maids this chapter and kittens next chapter.
"Group photo!" Kaede snapped a picture of all of them together, and placed it on the door to the fireplace corner.
"We have one of those?" Rin asked.
Yes, yes you do.
5) I dare Szayel and Kurotsuchi to create a potion to cure my Writer's Block and give it to Chiharu. (She writes all my stories anyway...)
"I have one," Mayuri said. "But you need a prescription from your doctor in order for me to give it to you."
6) I dare Ikkaku and Yumichika to spend the WHOLE next two chapters hanging out with Yachiru. COMPLAIN AND FACE DEATH BY ZANPAKU-TÔ!
Well, I gots t' go. Bye Bye *Exits like Gin* -3-Chiharu (If it doesn't show up, it's a heart)
"See ya!" Creator waved. "Now, Gay-feathers-boy and Circus Afro, go hang with Candyland over there. NOW!" The two quickly ran away with Yachiru.
"Sainara!" The hosts exclaimed as 'Awake and Alive' blasted on the sound system.
FIN OF SEVEN
Yes, I'm back. This is what happens when people don't do their homework. Take the hint and do your homework!
Now, since you've read, push the little button and dare us. Please?
~Devil'sEyeAlchemist13