A/N: If you still haven't read 'United, For Now' by Glimare, you probably don't understand very well what's going on. Go check it out! It's a funny story! [/s/8059665/1/United-For-Now] Go read it to understand what is happening here.

These are short one shots of the pranks the boys had thought up when they were chasing Dick. After each one, imagine a reset. so they all start off at the same point, but each short is the out come of each prank.

LAST PRANK

Enjoy!

Prank 7: Locking him in the same room as all his ex-girlfriends. - Naked- Maybe covered in chocolate

So they told him they were going swimming. They told him that it was just the three of them at the private pool. They even bought him a swimsuit, they announced proudly. They even made sure that it was a day he had off from work.

Sure Dick was suspicious. But he didn't think much of it. They were alone in a private pool owned by Bruce. There were individual changing rooms that connected to a small conjoining lounge like area.

Which was empty when Dick entered it the first time.

When the oldest then made his way into the small changing room, he found the swim suit that his little brothers got him. If it could even be called a swimsuit! It had to be the skimpiest looking speedo that Dick had ever seen. of course he figured the boys were trying to get back at him for his joke. It wasn't that bad of a joke, so it could explain why the boys were pulling this while it was just the three of them. Right?

Dick decided to humor his brothers and put the sad thing on. It was even flesh toned. Dick sighed, he better not hear any complaints from the two bothers. As he finished dressing, Dick thought for sure he heard someone enter, and figured it was his brothers with a camera. 'Time to face the music.'

"Alright, guys. This is hilarious, I'm sorry alright, I won't make anymore 'love child' comments about you two again." He muttered out loud as he exited the changing room. He had a quick glance of the multiple girls just before a splash of sticky brown syrup poured from above him, coating him head to toe in melted chocolate. When the Chocolate finished pouring down on him, Dick looked back up again to see; Donna Troy, Bridget Clancy, Barbara Gordon, Helena Bertinelli, Bette Kane, Lori Elton, and Raya Vestri. Suddenly, Dick became very self conscious. And Red. Very, very red.

"Aw, isn't this just precious?" Helena smirked. Out of all seven girls in the room with Dick at that moment, she was one of the only four that knew of his 'night-life'. Bette, Barbara, and Donna all had the same, if less preditorial grins on their faces as the 'Huntress'. Then again, Clancy, Raya, and Lori didn't seem all the uncomfortable either.

"Eh, um, what are you all doing, you know, here?" Dick asked, trying to be as nonchalant about asking why all but one of his ex-girlfriends and a couple of his past flings were in the same room with him, as he tried desperately to ignore that sudden urge to fold his hands over a certain area. Like they all haven't seen him already.

"Tim and Damian-"

"Oh, God." Dick cut Barbara off with his sudden realization.

"What did you do this time, Dick?" The red head smiled as she held back a bit of laughter.

"NOTHING! I made a joke! Those two really crossed the line with this one!" Dick called out, crossing his arms. It was the only thing he could think to do to keep them from making this situation worse.

"God, does that body never stop getting sexier?" Dick heard Lori whisper to Bette and Raya, both of which just giggled at him.

"Well, it looks like he's a bit messy. I wonder what we should do about all that chocolate?" Clancy smirked just as evilly as the four female vigilantes.

"Yes, Dick. However are you to get clean?" Helena's look started to make Dick feel very violated.

"Guys, I can understand how you might think that it'd be appreciated, but, I, um, . . ."

"Dick, are you really going to complain about being surrounded by girls who all want to pitch in licking chocolate sauce off you?" Bette asked.

"Not unless every girl involved is someone I've been involved with!" Dick's arms moved slightly so they were less crossed at his chest and more hugging himself. It was just slight enough that only Helena and Babs caught it.

"If it helps, I think I'll pass. Love ya Dick, but this is just too awkward." Donna openly laughed as she went for the door. She was smiling and shacking her head the entire time until she froze and her smile dropped. "Um, they locked it. From the outside." Donna looked over her shoulder toward Dick.

"Wait, we're locked in here?" Raya asked walking over to the door and seeing if she could get it open.

"Really, what did you say to those boys?" Barbara asked this time a bit more serious.

"I pointed out a character on Tv named 'Damian Drake' and called him their 'love child'." Dick defended himself.

"And they locked you in a room fill of your exe's, practically naked, dripping with chocolate?" Clancy rose an eyebrow.

"Sounds like they're getting down right evil. I'd suspect pink dye in your shampoo, or some kinda of syrup in your bed." Barbara shook her head.

"Just curious, but isn't anyone going to help with the door?" Donna asked.

"Dick, you're good at picking locks." Raya pointed out.

"He is?" Clancy asked looking slightly surprised.

"I know he was always handy if I forgot my dorm key in College." Lori shrugged.

"I don't have anything to pick it with though." Dick sighed. Typically he'd scratch the back of his neck, but his arms were best kept where they were. Though he was finally getting over the worst of the humiliation. They girls were a bit more preoccupied by the locked door and why they were there then the fact of Dick being so utterly exposed.

"Maybe we could just break it down." Bette supplied.

"That's damage to public property." Helena argued, surprising everyone who actually knew her. Until Dick caught the look in her eye. 'She's enjoying this!'

"Not really, it's owned privately by 'Bruce Wayne'." Barbara pointed out.

"So it should be fine then?" Raya asked.

"Everyone's going to have to pitch in." Lori 'pointed out'

"Nah, it's not that sturdy, I think about four of use should be more then enough. Maybe even just three of us if Dick helps." Donna winked at the man in the speedo.

"So, Donna, Dick and I can go t it then." Bette smirked, understanding what was going on. Dick walked up to the girls by the door to 'Help' them kick it down. Even though they were really covering for Donna as she secretly used her super strength in front of the three civilians.

A giggle from behind him reminded Dick that the speedo was practically a thong, and didn't cover a thing in the back. The red came back and his self consciousness along with it. The three heros all attacked the door together on the count of three, and Dick fell on top of the fallen wood, Bette landing on top of him. Donna gave a small 'oops' shrug and started for the exit. Tim and Damian were in the pool, probably enjoying themselves before the door was kicked out, staring wide eyed at the now free Dick Grayson.

Dick's glare as he faced his little brothers would have probably made them faint, if it hadn't been for the fact that the guy was still extremely red in the face, from embarrassment, and naked- covered in chocolate. There was more giggles behind him and Dick then realized he was about to fall out of the speedo. He quickly made his way back into the dressing room and pulled on his jeans. HE didn't care if he got them dirty, he just really felt the need to be covered. Why he didn't just do this from the get-go, he didn't know.

"I'd run while he's changing." Barbara advised the boys. "You both kinda went too far this time."

"But thanks for the opportunity." Helena winked as she smirked at the two. The younger to brothers shared a glance and then quickly leaving the pool. Making a mad dash for the exit Donna had left through just a bit ago.

000

Back at the house, Tim and Damian were locked in one of the spare rooms. A Punishment Bruce and Dick thought of together. They were grounded, obviously, because Dick had gone to Bruce about what had happened. They were a bit sore about that, because it was one of the unspoken rules about the pranks they pulled on each other, you don't tattle. Unless lines had been crossed. And The boys were realizing that lines had indeed been crossed.

There was a knock on the door and Dick walked through with a couple trays of dinner.

"You guys sorry yet?" He grumbled. He was still pouting a little and had a bit of chocolate still dried in his hair. IT was going to take a few more washes.

"Not really." "Yeah." came the contradicting responses. Dick sighed. At least Tim had the decency to try to show guilt, and Dami had the decency to be honest.

"Really though, how did you get ahold of Lori and Raya? The others sure, I can see how easily, but Raya was in Haley's last I saw her and Lori, I haven't really talk to in years." Dick asked, setting the dinners on the bed next to Tim.

"You really think it'd that hard to find a gypsy girl and a Hudson University graduate?" Damian sneered.

"I really don't need your shit, Dami." Dick glared. Damian suddenly found the floor interesting near the corner he was sitting with his knees hugged to his chest. YEah, he felt guilty, Dick could tell, even though he was trying to cover it up.

"So, if you were bringing in my exe's, why wasn't Kori there?" Dick asked. She was in the top three of his most talked about ex-girlfriends, and it was nagging at him that the boys hadn't brought her in, but thought it appropriate to bring in Helena.

Tim shrugged, "Don't know how to contact Tamaran."

"Ah. So convenience sake." Dick sighed and rolled his eyes. Well, at least it wasn't because they didn't like her.

"Either way. Bruce says that I can't retaliate because he's going to make the punishment worth it's crime. So, incase you were worried-" Dick smirked as two visible shivers ran through the young boys. "Later guys, I'll be out on a few dates. A few old girlfriends got this new idea they wanted to try out." He snickered and left as the chants of 'TMI' and 'Gross' started up. Okay, so yeah, they humiliated him, but hell, he was definitely getting something out of it. At least this way, he was in control of who wore the thong.

A/N: I had to look up Dick's exe's. And even then I got a rather inconclusive list. For those who don't know or didn't get it from the chapter, Helena is Huntress. Bette was a Batgirl when she and Dick dated, then became his side kick for a while as FlameBird, but is now her own hero known as 'FireHawk'. Clancy was Dick's landlady for a while when they had their fling, they didn't really date, same with Donna Troy, whom was 'Wonder Girl' when she 'almost' dated Dick, but is now Toria. Lori dated Dick in College, and Raya was a small relationship he had in the circus when he went back for a while. And if you don't know who Barbara Gordon is, then, I can't help you. If you're one of the very attentive few who are wondering why I didn't add Miggie and Emily, well, I just thought the better of it.

So this marks the end. This was the last Prank. If you guys have more Prank suggestions, then send them to me. This was a lot of fun and I wouldn't mind doing more, though separate from this.

Later!

~K R&R