The Bad Ass Chemistry Class With Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi
Chapter 7: Walk like an Egyptian
There had been no class the day after Operation 69 was put into action. Ruketsueki was now positive that I had killed Captain Kurotsuchi but now we were back in his lab. The first students there. The Captain sat at his desk working on something and occasionally looking up to glare at Raven. The rest of us played dumb and questioned Raven about the event rather loudly. We doubted that Captain Kurotsuchi knew who had jumped him and broken into the Bureau of Technology but we had to play it safe.
It was getting close to time for class to start and yet none of the other students had arrived. They must have been smart enough to know that Captain Kurotsuchi would be pissed so the less amount of time spent around him the better. Nemu walked into the room carrying a gargantuan pile of paperwork. She looked angry as well and didn't even look at us as she passed by on her way toward the front of the room. She walked around her father's desk and stood at his side waiting for him to examine her work. He picked up the top paper glanced at it and scowled.
"This is hardly acceptable. Do it all again." He said putting the paper back. Nemu's face contorted with rage as she slammed the pile of papers on the floor and stomped out of the room with Captain Kurotsuchi yelling after her to come back and clean up her mess. Raven and Ruketsueki looked at each other completely confused while Peako and I exchanged glances of understanding.
"Raven! Get up here and make yourself useful!" Captain Kurotsuchi screamed at Raven who ran up and gathered the papers. He handed them to the captain before receiving a death glare that made all of us shiver.
The rest of the students came flocking in with milliseconds to spare. Among them was Jesse who pulled a chair up to our table.
"Who the hell is this?" Raven asked.
"This is Jesse. All his lab partners were killed in the bomb experiment. Jesse this is Raven." I said.
"Jesse? Isn't that-" before he could finish Jesse gave him a blood chilling glare.
"SIT DOWN, SHUT UP CLASS IS STARTING!" came Captain Kurotsuchi's screams over the roar of talk.
"Today we will be studying the art of mummification. So if you would please pick up your specimen now." He said pointing over to where four unconscious people lay on metal tables. Jesse was called over to one of the other tables that only had two occupants while Raven and I fought over who would go get our specimen. I won in the end and retrieved it leaving Raven to pout by himself.
"Are we ready to move on? The sedative I gave them will wear off shortly so if they start screaming just sew their mouth shut. Unlike in traditional mummification they will be alive so we will be removing the brain last and make sure you don't take out the heart." He looked toward the back of the room as Nemu walked in and went to stand by the window near one of the occupied lab stations. She refused to look at her father. "So you've decided to grace us with your presence have you? Well you can leave, I don't need you." He said waving his hand dismissively in her direction. She leaned forward and grabbed the foot of the test subject on the table in front of her and threw him out the window. Glass flew everywhere and there was a sickening thud as the body hit the ground outside. All eyes were on her, the one was not enough to satisfy her anger though and she grabbed the nearest student and flung her out the window as well. Within seconds Captain Kurotsuchi stood restraining her as she kicked and screamed.
"Nemu! NEMU! YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!" He screamed over her before dragging her from the room.
"What just happened?" Ruketsueki asked staring after the captain.
"They just had a lovely family moment." Peako said her voice dripping with sarcasm.
He returned shortly and talked us through the experiment. By the first incision our test subject was screaming bloody murder and the fight began.
"I should sew his mouth shut because I'm the best sewer." Ruketsueki said.
"Well, my family is noble and I have been taught how to make things elegant so mine would look the best." Peako said, but we knew it was all a lie.
"That's nice but I know the most effective stitch." I added.
"I can make it the most painful." Raven said.
"That doesn't matter." Peako shot at Raven.
"Stop it! Can we just do this!" I yelled. With several hostile looks exchanged the needle was handed to Ruketsueki who set to work and was finished in record time. We removed all of the organs other than the heart, which still beat, and placed them in jars.
"Ok all we have to do is pull the brain out. Who wants to stick this hook up his nose?"
Peako and Raven had a stair down before deciding that Peako should stick the hook in then we should all take turns twisting it. We did so taking our sweet time before his heart stopped completely. Then we added the necessary salts and ointments before wrapping him in bandages. We were the only group who succeeded in keeping our test subject alive through the brain removing process.
Class ended, but we all left with a morbid appreciation of the Egyptian culture
Extra 4
A Father-Daughter Discussion
Part 2
When all his students were gone Mayuri Kurotsuchi set off to find out what was wrong with his daughter. He couldn't handle this like he normally would have so he stopped by the kitchens of the scientist's dorms to pick up something sweet for her. This ended up being chocolate ice cream, which he was unsure about. He had locked her in his office earlier and as he arrived he made a mental note to be as calm as possible. As he entered the room he saw her sitting on the floor in one of the corners hugging her knees. She looked up at him as he approached.
"Here I brought you something." he said, holding the bowl out to her.
"I hate chocolate! I only like vanilla! No one understands me! I hate you!" She screamed.
He set the bowl on his desk trying to control his temper.
"Calm down. I don't know what your problem is but you need to stop now." He said, kneeling on the floor in front of her.
"Your not the boss of me! Get out of my life!" She screamed again. He was staring to lose his patience.
"I made you Nemu! I can destroy you!" He yelled.
"No you can't! I'm made of green goo! I'll just regenerate!" As she said this he couldn't help but wonder why he'd made her body so durable. He looked down at her, utter disgust on his face.
"What is wrong with you?!" He yelled reaching out and smacking her in the face. At that moment she burst into tears burying her face in her hands. He stood up, unable to deal with her anymore and left.