A/N: I know I just updated yesterday, but someone added me to their author alerts and it put me in a good mood. Plus I love this chapter to death! Let me know what you think.

Disclaimer: All I really want is to own the rights to Harry Potter. Also my birthday is next week (hint hint)

The New and Improved Malfoy's

Dear Harry & Ginny,

I'm sorry for asking so last minute, but I need you to help me with something. Astoria and I are getting married at our house tonight and we're gonna need witnesses. I know you're just getting back and all, and I would understand if you couldn't; but I would really appreciate it if you can. The address is:

12567 Alburn Lane

London

Let me know if you can be there.

Draco.

Draco,

We'd be honored. We can be there around 6. Does that work? By the way, why didn't you send your letter by owl? I'm not complaining or anything, it just surprised me to find a letter taped to my door.

Harry.

Harry,

Yeah 6 is good. See you then.

Draco.

"Hey George." Harry said as he entered the front door to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, which was surprisingly empty. "Do you have that package I ordered?"

"Right here mate." Replied George. He handed Harry a very brightly colored box from behind the counter. "One deluxe edition Skiving Snackbox. You know these won't be out for another six weeks."

"I know." Said Harry. "Thanks."

"You got any plans for those suckers?" Asked George intrigued.

"Not really. They're a gift for someone." Replied Harry, hoping George would drop the subject.

"Okay. Well if you do use them I want pictures alright. I have an empty corner on the left." George pointed to a huge wall in the back that was almost completely covered with pictures of WWW victims. "It's beautiful isn't it?"

"Sure is." Harry checked his watch. It was 5:47. "Well I kinda have to go. I have to be somewhere." George checked his watch as well.

"Same here." He replied.

"Got plans for tonight?" Asked Harry.

"I don't know. Maybe. The wife and I may read some slash together later." Said George, smiling devilishly.

"You've been talking to Ginny, haven't you?"

"Are you sure this is the right address?" Ginny asked. The building they were standing in front of looked like it hadn't been lived in in twenty years. It was falling apart and Ginny was sure she saw a rat running across the roof. "Maybe you copied it wrong."

"No I'm sure." Harry said, trying to convince himself more than her.

"Okay, if you're sure." Ginny took a deep breath and knocked on the shabby door. It was answered almost instantly by Draco.

"Sorry we're a little late." Said Harry "Our chimney is being repaired so we couldn't floo."

"No problem." Said Draco nervously. "Come on in. Sorry the house is kinda a mess." That was the understatement of the century. The ceiling was caving in over the sitting room. The furniture was stained and old. There was no kitchen and there was a hole in the wall where you could see the tiny bedroom.

"You know a good repair charm could fix this hole." Said Ginny.

"Oh we don't use magic anymore." Said Astoria, who had been sitting on the sofa.

"Really? Never?" Asked Ginny in awe.

"Never. We haven't since the war." Astoria pointed to a little box on top of the fireplace. "Our wands are in there."

"So you haven't used any magic in three years?" Asked Ginny, still unable to grasp the concept.

"Nope."

"That must make doing dishes a bitch." Both women laughed.

"You have no idea. I've only been to the wizarding world like four times in the last two years. I don't even know if I remember how to use magic."

"Why don't we go outside?" Suggested Draco rather forcefully. It was obvious that he was embarrassed.

The backyard was plain as the house. It was small but well kept. It was completely empty except for the grass and a broken down old fence surrounding it. Then a loud bang came from the living room.

"Everyone can quit panicking, I'm here."

"George?" Said Harry and Ginny in unison. "What are you doing here?"

"Oh didn't they tell you?" Said George with a proud grin on his face. "I'm going to be the minster."

"Oh good grief!" Exclaimed Ginny in disbelief.

"He's the only other wizard we know." Shrugged Draco.

"So this must be why you were in such a hurry earlier." George said to Harry. "I figured as much. You stole my gift idea though. I had to run out and get something else, that's why I'm late."

"Oh you didn't have to get us anything!" Exclaimed Astoria embarrassed. "We didn't get you anything."

"And we're thankful for it." Replied Ginny. "Our flat is so full of useless crap that we can barely move around." Astoria smiled.

"Okay let's get this show on the road." Said George. "Everyone in position and you two give me your vows."

"We were supposed to write vows?" Said Draco blushing.

"No vows eh? I guess I get to make 'um up myself." George cleared his throat. "Do you Draco Malfoy agree to fuck this woman and only this woman for as long as you both live with the exception of a consented three way?"

"George!" Ginny yelled as she slapped him on the arm.

"Alright fine!" George rubbed his arm where he had been hit. "Do you Draco Malfoy promise to love this woman forever and ever etcetera etcetera blah blah blah?"

"Um….yes?"

"Good. And Astoria Greengrass, same thing."

"Yes. I do."

"Good. So by the power vested in me by being awesome, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Now kiss her before I do."

"This is the strangest wedding I've ever been to." Ginny whispered to Harry.

"Same here. But at least they're happy." Harry indicated the kissing couple. "Okay you two, save some for the honeymoon." Harry said jokingly. Draco laughed.

"Thanks for coming out here." He said. "And please don't tell anyone. I don't want it all over just yet."

"I don't think anyone would believe us." Said Ginny. "I mean seriously, George conducting a wedding?"

"I made a damn good minister!" Said George and everyone laughed. It definitely would be the most memorable wedding of their lives; the joining together of the new and improved Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy.

A/N: Hope that made you laugh! The next chapter will be up the end of the week (hopefully), but I hope this ties you over until then. But in the meantime, leave a review. It makes my world go 'round.