Hiya people! This is probably gonna be a fun chapter! My sister and I were working on Ideas and it is awesome!! Don't own Naruto, or Pringles!(you will see why later.)
On with the story!
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A few weeks later, the girls were trusted to sleep in their own rooms. One day, they were hanging out in the living room, and poor leader happened to walk in. That's when it happened.
Know your Akatsuki
Know your Akatsuki
Know your Akatsuki
The girls seemed to smile a bit more as leade stood there. "Who said that?" Leader asked, or rather, he demanded. Then, the rest of Akatsuki walked in to see what Leader was mad about.
The Akatsuki Leader, Pein,...
"How did you know my name?!" Leader, now Pein, asked.
Has blazing orange hair!
"How did you know that?!" Now Pein was a little disturbed.
The Akatsuki leader, Pein,
Has a obsession with marshmallows!
"No I don't!" Pein insisted.
Tsuki then threw a marshmallow at Pein and he tried his hardest not to tackle the soft, tiny fluffy goodness. It was just too much for him and he jumped it. "MIIINE!" Pein screamed as he devoured the small food stuffs.
The Akatsuki leader Pein,-
"Please! No more!" Pein begged. The Akatsuki were shocked. Pein never begged. "Yuki! Tsuki! Help me!" Pein demanded.
"Sure. Hiya Dave! It's been a while hasn't it?" Yuki began to talk to the mysterious voice.
"Yuki? Tsuki? It has been a while!" The Akatsuki were now a little disturbed that the girls knew this guy.
"You know him? How come you didn't stop him earlier?!" Pein yelled.
"Two reasons, one, You didn't ask, and two, It was funny." Tsuki explained.
"I have an idea! Hey Dave, want some cake?"Yuki asked.
"Yes!" Dave answered.
"Okay! Tobi-Danna, Deidara-Danna, you guys can have cake too! But nobody else can have any because I feel evil today." Yuki said as she walked into the kitchen.
"Yay! Tobi is a good boy! Come on Deidara-sempai!" Tobi cheered as he dragged Deidara to the kitchen with him.
After Yuki made the cake, she cut six slices, and ate one while she fed Dave two, while she fed him, it looked awfully like she was mushing cake into the walls. Everyone else ate one slice of cake that were allowed to eat cake. Tobi went to his room to eat his because he didn't like people to see his face. Deidara had eaten with his palm-mouths and got icing all over his hand.
"Deidara-Danna! Wash your hands." Tsuki said as she began to wash the dishes.
"Make me, un." Deidara whined like a spoiled toddler. Tsuki turned the icing on Deidara's hands into soap.
"Now you have to wash your hands." Tsuki snickered as Deidara stood bedside her at the sink and washed his hands.
"Soap tastes awful, un." Deidara complained.
"Hey Deidara-Danna, let's go to Tobi's room and meet up with Yuki and Tobi-Danna." Tsuki said as she finished washing the dishes.
"Okay, un. That was good cake, un. Your sister is a good cook." Deidara said as they walked through the halls.
"I know." Tsuki said as she knocked on Tobi's door.
"Come in!" They heard Yuki say. They opened the door to see Tobi on the bed and Yuki sat beside him telling him a story of how she became a chef. "Hey Tsuki! Deidara-Danna!" Yuki greeted as she stood from the bed.
"Hey Yuki, Tobi-Danna. Yuki, I need to talk to you in our rooms." Tsuki said as she began to walk out.
A minute later, Kakuzu walked into the room. "Hey Tobi. I will pay you a shiny nickel if you get the girls to make a cake for the rest of us." Kakuzu was making a greedy plan of selling the cake to the rest of the members for twenty dollars a slice. It would've been genius had Tobi not have his own plans.
"'Kay Kakuzu!" Tobi then left for Tsuki's room to look for the girls. "Yuki! Tsuki! Kakuzu wants you to make another cake for him! He bribed me with a shiny nickel!" Tobi yelled as he ran over to where the girls were.
"Oh really? Well we will give him a cake."Yuki said evilly as she concocted a plan.
Later that day. "Kakuzu!" Yuki called as she carried a fresh cake. Kakuzu was waiting in the living room and walked over to Yuki.
"Thanks Yuki!" Kakuzu tasted the cake and gagged. "It's awful!"
"You never said it had to be a good cake. You just said a cake. For a nickel what did you expect anyways?" Yuki said as she walked off.
Kakuzu just threw away the cake and sobbed in his room for a while.
Later in the evening, everyone was sleeping, and then at three in the morning, the Akatsuki and Girls were called to Pein's office and were demanded to come immediately.
The girls got up from bed, and not bothering to change, headed for Pein's office. Once in the dark room, the girls bowed and then began to speak. "Why do we have to be here at three in the morning, Leader-sama?" Yuki asked. Kakuzu then walked in the room, just staring at the girls. They were wearing spaghetti strap tops and short-shorts. Tsuki wore light green with light blue trim and Yuki had pink with light green trim. The girls filled out the small cloths quite nicely.
"What are you girls wearing? It is highly inappropriate." Pein lectured.
"These are our pajamas. All girls wear something like this to go to sleep. Sometimes they wear long pj pants or a dress though. If they don't, they are weird. Besides, you said immediately, so our appearance doesn't matter if it is urgent." Tsuki explained. (Tsuki seems to explain a lot) Then Kakuzu passed out from his nose bleeding too much.
"Look what you did to Kakuzu! Go change." Pein demanded.
"Okay! But you have to tell us why we have to be up at three in the morning first!" Yuki yelled.
"There are shinobi coming fast to attack the hideout, and we need to fight them off to make sure the hideout location is not revealed. Now go!" Pein demanded (again). Then the girls bowed and left.
On their way down the halls, the girls made three other Akatsuki faint (Hidan , Itachi, Kisame) and Deidara have a nosebleed. He didn't take it as badly because he had seen Tsuki numerous times when they shared a room. Tobi was just oblivious to why the male Akatsuki were acting this way because his innocent little mind did not comprehend such a concept.
Once changed, The girls headed to the outside of the hideout. The rest of Akatsuki were already fighting. The battle was over quickly. Zetzu then ate the remains of some, Kakuzu took the hearts of others, and Tsuki fed some to the Wolves that appeared during the battle.
"Why are you feeding the wolves Tsuki? They are just wolves." Pein asked.
"Two reasons. One, they get rid of the remains. Two, the wolves work for my sister. They usually take care of most deaths. I like to keep on their good side." Tsuki explained. "It would be difficult to keep track of every death by herself, so she has the wolves do it for her."
"Okay. You may all go back to bed if you wish. Tsuki and Yuki. Tomorrow you will have a mission." Pein said before he went back to his office.
"Cool! Our first mission!"Yuki cheered as she played with one of the younger wolves. "It is only three hours until sunrise, so it wouldn't be much use to sleep now. I'll just hang out until it is time for breakfast." Yuki had become like the cook for the Akatsuki. She always made delicious meals and often made very different things.
"If you're going to be gone, who will cook for us?" Hidan asked.
"You will just have to live without us for a while." Tsuki said as she continued to feed the wolves.
"I promise when we come back, I'll make crapes'! They are great with some sort of fruit and whipped cream." Yuki began to daydream about wonderful breakfast items.
"Okay." Hidan was a little disappointed that his little chef friend would be gone.
The next day, Pein called the girls to his office. "Okay. I am well aware of your abilities, so I swill send you on a mission that would usually be trusted to more experienced members. You will travel to Konoha and befriend the Kyuubi vessel. You will be given one year. The hidden leaf does not know that you are part of Akatsuki, but you will still go disguised. Tsuki, you will transform Yuki and yourself so that nobody will suspect or be able to see through your disguise. Yuki, you will be used if backup for Tsuki is needed or an attack is set on Konoha, you will protect the village in attempt in gaining their trust. Also, before you come back, I would like you two to retrieve some scrolls that hold important information that we could use to our advantage." Pein said. "If you succeed in this mission, you will become Akatsuki members." Pein finished. "You have one week to prepare. You are dismissed."
"Hai, Leader-sama."The girls said in unison before they bowed and left to get ready.
The rest of Akatsuki were watching TV in the living room. "Hey guys, I have some bad news, since Tsuki and I are leaving for a one year mission, we will not be here for a year to cook for you." As soon as Yuki said this, Hidan looked mournful.
"No! For a whole year? What kind of first mission is that? It's not fair." Hidan was over dramatic about the whole thing. What did they eat before they had arrived anyway? Was it all that bad? It wouldn't matter anyway because they were leaving and that was final.
"Don't worry, we have a week until we have to leave anyways." Tsuki tried to soothe Hidan while everyone else just watched.
"Well, we have to start getting ready. Deidara-Danna? I have a favor to ask of you." Yuki said as she walked over to the entrance of the hallway where the bedrooms were located.
"Okay, un."Deidara said as he and Tsuki began to leave the room.
Once the trio arrived at Yuki's room, Yuki opened the door to reveal a place that appeared to be hell. "This is hell, I live here. Deidara-Danna, I want you to come here once a week on Wens days at noon with a canister filled with Pringles. I'm sure you will like this task because it is for my subordinate and your former teammate, Sasori. Don't give him any more or any less, because he will go crazy. He seems to have an obsession with Pringles." Yuki grinned as she pulled out a can of Pringles since it happened to be Wens day at noon. Deidara's expression lightened. "Sasori!" Yuki called.
"Hiya Yuki!" Sasori greeted happily as he walked over. He saw Deidara. "Hiya Deidara! I didn't know you got killed off too. How did you die?" Sasori asked.
"Sasori, Deidara-Danna did not die, I just asked him to come here to check up on you once in a while. I am going to be away with Tsuki on a one year mission so I won't be able to come here as often anymore." Yuki explained. "Here you go Sasori-kun!" Over time, Yuki and Tsuki had become friends with Sasori, and Yuki had made him the head of torture. He liked his job.
"Hey Yuki? If Sasori is a puppet, why does he eat, un?" Deidara asked.
"Well, since it is always so hot, and there are flames everywhere, his body might have caught on fire, so I just gave him his original body, but it does not age anymore. By the way, you have to bring him a sandwich on the days you don't give him Pringles." Yuki said. "And it has to be either a ham and cheese or turkey and onion unless he asks otherwise." Yuki said as an afterthought.
Then, Tsuki thought of something. "Hey Dave!" Tsuki called.
"Yes?" Dave responded.
"Oh no! Not you, un!" Deidara was afraid that Dave would decide to do that 'Know your Akatsuki' thing that he did with leader.
"Don't worry Deidara-Danna, he won't do that to you. I want to ask you something, Dave. Would you do that 'Know your Akatsuki' to anybody that comes into here and not let them out until Yuki or me come. This does not include Deidara-Danna or Tobi-Danna." Tsuki requested.
"Sure! It is so fun to mess with them!" Dave gleefully accepted.
"Alright! Now we just have to pack. Thanks Dave! Thanks to you too Deidara-Danna!" Yuki said.
A week later, the Akatsuki said goodbye to the girls and thy were off to Konoha. Before they left, Tobi had asked them. "Why is it that you can't transform yourselves so that you don't look like wolf people all the time?" Tobi had actually come up with a good question.
"It causes too much stress on my body to do that because it is very difficult to transform gods and goddesses. Besides, we are more powerful in our original forms." Tsuki had told him. Now the girls did not have ears and tails, and they had blue eyes and dark brown hair. Those were the only big differences, though.
Two days later, the girls arrived at the gates of Konoha. Tsuki had altered their headbands so they did not have the scratch across the leaf. They had entered the gated and headed to the Hokage office. "I can't believe it has been almost eight years since we have been here." Yuki said as they walked along the paths as she did those many years ago.
"Yeah." They reached the Hokage office and knocked on the main office where the Hokage worked. "Dave once told me they also got a new Hokage after the fourth, and after that one was defeated, they got a sannin to be Hokage. I think it was Tsunade." Tsuki said.
"Come in." an angry voice called them in.
"Hello, Hokage-sama." The girls bowed as they greeted in unison as usual.
"Who are you? I have never seen you around, and seeing as you are leaf ninja, I should know who you are." Tsnade said. She had stopped her search for her sake that Shizune had hidden from her to get a good look at the girls. Tsunade tucked a few strands of her blond hair behind her ear.
"We are ninja that have been gone for eight years, but now we have returned to our village. Please, would you accept us back into the village. We know there is currently a shortage of ninja, and would like to help our village." Tsuki lied as she continued to bow. Over the years, she had perfected the art of illusion from being hidden from all civilization. The hidden villages had assumed their death because they were not spotted anywhere in the last seven years.
"Okay, but you will be watched closely, and will be severely punished for anything that threatens the village. You will also have to give me all information that you have about yourselves and your past eight years of being outside the village." Tsunade stated. "Also, you will be tested for a rank in the next week. Come tomorrow for interrogation and we will set you up with a apartment for free until you can make money for yourselves." Tsunade finished. "Shizune!" Tsunade called.
A woman in a black dress walked into the office. "Yes, Tsunade-sama." She said.
"Get these girls an apartment and set up an interrogation room for tomorrow. Also, get me some sake!" Tsunade demanded (great, more demanding -- ).
"Hai Tsunade-sama, but no sake until you have the rest of that paperwork done!" Shizune then exited the room. After a few minutes, she re-entered the room. "You girls will have apartment 15 in building 8." Shizune said as she handed the girls directions to their building.
"Hai. Thank you, Shizune-sama." Tsuki said as she smiled warmly.
"You may be dismissed." Tsunade said. The girls bowed again and left the building. By now, it was dark out. The girls found their apartment and went to sleep after changing and showering.The next day would be full of boring interrogation. -has fake enthusiasm- Great.
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I hope you liked this one more than the other chapters, and f not, too bad. I will try to make it better, but in order to do that, you have to tell me how by reviewing and telling me what you think, but please don't be too brutal. So, REVIEW! If you do, I will have my sister put that weird prize guy in my fiction to give out 'fabulous' prizes! ) Byez!