PERCY PoV
I watched as the other demigods shouted at Hermes for what he should do to the toad.
"I'll shock her with lightning!" was Thalia's idea.
"I'll get the dead to come and attack her, and then when she is an inch to death, an Apollo camper can come and heal her and then we'll do it over and over and over until she begs for mercy!" Nico said in a menacing voice. All the wizards looked slightly creeped out.
"I'll drown her!" Was mine.
"Annabeth'll bore her to death with lectures!" Was Connors idea.
"You can turn her into a rat and feed her to George!" was Travis' idea.
Did somebody say rats? Oh, hello guys. said George.
Oh, grow up George! Can't you see they're busy? was Martha's imput.
Too busy for rats! That's just sad. (A/N anyone who can guess which Percy Jackson book that comes from will get a virtual cookie!)
I chuckled to myself.
"I'll bring you a rat next time, George." I told him.
You say that every time.
"Well this time I mean it." George just grumbled to himself.
"You-you can talk to snakes! You're a Parselmouth!" Harry exclaimed.
"That's just George and Martha. All of us can talk to them." I said, surprised that Harry could speak to them. Maybe he was a demigod? (A/N tell me if you want this to happen or not.)
"Anyone got anymore suggestions?" We all shook our heads as a no.
"Ok. We'll do all at once. Nico, summon the dead, Percy, create a ball of water around her, Piper, charmspeak her into doing something ridiculous, Thalia, shock her, everyone else, do your thing." Hermes told us.
And we did. It was complete, and utter pandemonium. Ahhhh! Annabeth has corrupted me! Any-who, where was I? Oh yeah, pandemonium.
Umbridge was a-bso-lu-tely screaming her head off, and many of the wizards were close to joining her. We (these words had to be taken out because what they did was too terrible for human ears. To put it lightly, she looked like road kill when she came out.)
We turned around and saw all the wizards looking at us. I gulped.
"Maybe we should say our titles..."
