I profusely apologize for not updating sooner. (or in other words SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY… goes on for another thousand times) I have no excuse, but I have been extremely busy with school, and I have finals coming up in two weeks, so I need to study. But enjoy, even if it is a little short.

Harry: There suppose to be short. They're a series of drabbles.

Dea de Verum: Well…

Hermione: Harry's right. They are meant to be short and for a good laugh. They are hilarious.

Ron: Hermione just said Harry was right? AHH! THE APOCOLYSE IS COMING!

'Hermione hits Ron over the head with a soapy frying pan she borrowed from Mrs. Weasely'

Dea de Verum (scared out of her wits and is regretting letting the golden trio near her): Hermione, put down the frying pan.

Hermione: Continue already! 'Waves frying pan at Dea de Verum'

Harry: Yeah! Friendship is important! And it's about us, right?

Dea de Verum: 'throws them the drabble before running off in fright to complete her Lord of the Rings story before the trio hunts her down'

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

"I hate you!" Lavender screamed before turning around and running up the stairs. Her sobbed and screams echoed throughout the silent common room. People began to talk and mutter to each other at the new development. Lavender Brown broke up with Ron Weasely because she though that Ron was cheating on her with Hermione.

Ron looked totally bewildered at the statement. After all, she had broken up with him, not the other way around. Though he did think it was bloody brilliant to walk down the stairs from the boy's dormitories with Hermione and Harry under the indivisibility cloak.

Lavender threw herself on her bed and cried. Parvati was right behind her and just sat there, not saying anything.

Lavender finished her crying spree and sat up, wiping some leftover tears. Her entire face was tear streaked and her eyes puffy and read. Her bottom lip trembled as she threatened to begin crying again.

"You saw it?" she asked Parvati.

"Yes."

"It is so pathetic!" she cried, throwing herself on her bed again and breaking into a fresh wave of tears. "Why her! She's not even pretty! She's just a stupid-know it all!"(Oxymoron anyone?) "She's such a slut! She was with Victor Krum and then had that love triangle with Harry, and now is going after Ron!"

Parvati sighed. "I don't think it is Hermione. It's Ron. You need to get revenge."

"How?"

The very next day….

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were quietly eating their breakfast and trying to ignore all of the whispers, comments, and some dirty glares (mainly aimed at Hermione).

Suddenly a howler arrived right in front of Ron. He was too panicked to do anything, so it exploded and a strong, powerful voice said,

"YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!"

All looked in horror until they saw Lavender and Parvati cracking up in the corner.

Yes, not my best, but review? And did anyone else notice the little rhymne at the end?