GIRL'S DAY OUT

LIGHTNING'S APARTMENT

Lightning: Fang, I'm telling you Odin is CHEATING!

Fang: With who? Who would want Odin? *turns around* I mean anyone besides an idiot.

Lightning: Are you calling me an idiot?

Fang: Sure.

Lightning: Oh.

Vanille: Ya know Light, Odin told us about what you said about us.

Lightning: he...... did?

Vanille: Yup! But no worries we're not upset! Why don't we go.......

Vanille, Fang: SHOPPING!

Lightning: Oh gosh this is gonna be a bad day.

MALL

Vanille: Fang look! This is that thing Odin said Light was wearing! What's it called?

Fang: *ROFL* That's a th....th....th.... THONG!

Lightning: *looking embarrassed* I.... I......

Vanille: *ROFL* OMG! Seriously Light?

Lightning: Hey.... hey is that Jude?

Jude: Why hello person that I've never met in my life that almost looks familiar but I've nev- LIGHTNING?

Lightning: How could you NOT tell it was me?

Jude: Uh.... uh.... Maybe 'cause you ..... let yourself go.....

Lightning: WHAT?

Jude: Maybe you should have laid off the potato chips when Odin told you to.

Lightning: He never DID!

Hope: You're LYING!

Lightning: Hope? Why are you in the womens' section?

Hope: Oh I need a bra. And P.S. that weird guy named John is behind you.

Jude: Its Jude.

Hope: OK John. *walks off*

Lightning: Why is MY life so messed up?

Jude: Because you married....

Jude, Fang, Vanille: ODIN!

Lightning: NO WAY! That CAN'T be the reason! Odin's my lover!

Vanille: What does that mean? Lover? You love Odin? I thought you married him because you had no life?

Lightning: WHAT? I have a life! My life is perfectly fine thank you!

Fang: Right. Alright Light. Say, why is Odin your lover if you two hate eachother so much?

Lightning: Because Odin has no life so I'm trying to give him one. We aren't really in love.

Vanille: So you two got married because ODIN didn't have a life! Right!

Jude: Ha, ha, ha, I told you that you should've married me.

Fang: Where on Earth did you come from anyways? *sprays perfume in Jude's eyes*

Jude: AAGH! SEDUCTIVE FEMININE SCENTS! IT BURNS! *dies*

Lightning: Does everyone hate Jude? He's nice!

Fang: And stupid. Don't forget stupid.

Lightning: WHY are you guys so MEAN to me, Odin, and Jude? WHY are we all FRIENDS?

Fang, Vanille: She has a point.

Vanille: I don't wanna be your friend Light! *runs off crying*

Fang: Agh, she's a crybaby. *pauses* But not as big a crybaby as you Lightning.

Lightning: Tell me about it. Wait what?

Jude: *comes back* Whoa, am I.... in heaven?

Fang: If you really died, you wouldn't go to heaven, Jude.

Jude: Lightning is that... is that you?

Lightning: Yes Ju- Please tell me Hope isn't wearing a dress and I'm just hallucinating.

Fang: Nope, he's in a dress.

Hope: Do you guys think this dress is too big for me?

Jude: Why are you even wearing a dress? Dresses are for girls!

Hope: *looks stupid* Lightning you.... you lied to me?

Lightning: WHAT are you TALKING ABOUT?

Hope: You said dresses were for MEN! But you lied to me!

Lightning: Don't be ridiculous! That was Snow!

Fang: Speaking of Snow, here he comes with Serah.

Snow: Hey Lightning! Didn't Odin tell you to lay off the potato chips?

Lightning: Why is everyone calling me fat?

Serah: Well, you do look fatter than usual....

Lightning: *looks down to stomach* Holy CRAP! I AM fat!

Snow: Or maybe you're.....

Fang, Jude, Snow, Serah, Hope: PREGNANT!

Lightning: NOOOOOOOOOO!

LIGHTNING'S HOUSE

Lightning: Where's Odin? He's gonna miss Jacob's first birthday! I can't believe I'm pregnant again though.....

Odin: *busts through door* The king is in the HOUSE!

Lightning: ODIN! Where on Earth were you? I called you twelve times!

Odin: Well its like what you said, I was on Earth.

Lightning: Odin.....

Odin: I was at the club OK? I even saved you something to drink! *hands Lightning a liquor bottle*

Lightning: I can't drink. I'm pregnant.

Odin:.......... WHAT? OK who was it NOW?

Lightning: Odin, after I had Sarah, I only did it with you.

Odin: *gets happy* So... this time I'm the daddy?

Lightning: Yes Odin.

Odin: YAY! Now lets celebrate Jacob's birthday!

Lightning: What present did you get him?

Odin: Uh... *snatches liquor bottle and wraps it in toilet paper* Right here it is!

Lightning: You are NOT giving my one year old son a half bottle of LIQUOR!

Odin: Should it have been a whole bottle?

Lightning: NO! Just.. just leave Odin. Gosh man you're stupid.

Jacob: Mom, mom, mom, mom, mo-

Lightning: DON'T. START.

Odin: Alright let's celebrate this birthday so we can get to the next chapter.