Angel's Maiden

Left Behind

Chapter 6

Bella's POV

I gazed into his onyx eyes for a moment, thinking. He needs to hunt. And I really need time to let everything sink in. I sighed.

"Go hunt. When you get back we can talked more, that work for you?"

Looking slightly surprised (that I noticed, I guess), he nodded before taking off at a joggers pace.

"I'll back in an hour or less!" He called over his shoulder.

I'm down with that... a full hour to myself... what to do, oh, what to do. First: Chocolate. Chocolate is a need. Deff, babe, deff.

The shrill ring of the phone brought me out of talkin to myself. I sighed (dauumn, I seem to be doin that alot...) and headed towards the living room, all the while wonderin who the fuck is callin me at, what, four o'clock in the fuckin mornin! One thing I know is that they're lucky as shit that I ain't asleep. Speakin of sleep... I really need to get some. I'm glad I took the week off work, last night, before Jasper got here.

The constant shrill of my cell was gettin too annoyin to ignore so I half ran half jogged to it and presses the 'talk' button.

"City Morgue, you kill; we chill!" I answered in a chirpy, preppy, over enthusiastic voice.

"Your unbelievable." The voice on the other end chuckled. I was so not in the mood to be laughed at tonight.

"I try. I sit in front of the mirror everyday before I go to bed, and practice being difficult and annoying. I see all my hard work has paid off. I'm so proud," I pretended to wipe a tear off of my face.

"Really?" I heard another voice ask. Emmett.

"No, Emmett, she's being sarcastic." Yet, another voice answered patiently before I could make another snarky comment. Carlisle.

"Oh..." There was silence for a moment.

"Do I need to remind you three-"

"Err-six." Rosalie interrupted.

"That it is four o'clock in the morning and I would like to sleep?" I ignored her comment... for a moment.

"Wait-six?" I asked. That would mean... Rosalie, Emmett, Carlisle, Esme, Alice, Edward... six. Sonofabitch!

"Yes, dear." I heard Esme say. Bitch, please. Dear? Get a life. Oh, wait, you can't cuz you're dead. Ha-ha-ha!

"What the fuck do you want?" I growled, tired of this shit. They had me on speakerphone. I know, I know, a bit slow to just realize that... but... fuck it.

"Did you just say 'fuck'?" I heard a tinkling voice ask. I recognized it immediately. Alice, the pixie bitch...

"And, just which dwarf are you?" I asked sweetly, "Phony? Whore? Oh! Or maybe,-"

"Bella!" She said, sounding hurt.

A laughing Rosalie spoke next. "Have you spoken to Jasper, Bella? Sounds like it."

"Why are you being mean to me, Bella?" Pixie Bitch asked.

"Are you having a nice evening?" Carlisle decided to cut in.

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." I responded and I heard Emmett chuckle.

"Damn. She's good." He said.

At just that moment Jasper decided to make an appearance.

"Bella? I'm back." He said as he strolled casually through the large window that opens. The he froze when he noticed my tense position and the phone in his hand.

"Fuuuck." I muttered. His eyes (a bright gold, might I add) darkened.

"Fuck is right." He muttered back. The other end of the phone was silent. He sighed and ran his hand through his hair before coming to sit by me. He leaned on me slightly and I patted his shoulder comfortably. I winked at him, tellin him in my own way that everything will be alright. Besides, they still don't know where I live. Yet... I grimaced at that particular thought.

"Is that Jasper?" Rosalie's voice rang through.

"Why, of course not." I said innocently, perhaps a bit too innocently though...

"Bella... don't lie to me."

"And why not?"

"Because I never lied to you." She responded. Well... shit... she has me there.

I gave Jasper a questioning look. He sighed and his eye brows furrowed for a moment. Then his eyes lit up and he smirked. He reached out for the phone and I handed it to him, curiously. He pressed the 'End conversation' button lightly. I looked at him shocked for a moment, after I heard the beep accompany it. He smirked at me for a moment before we both burst out loud laughter and I ended up crying with laughter until I ached.

Don't laugh at us (laugh with us, hehe) we needed it.

Damn... I never did get my freakin' chocolate.

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Sorry it's been a while since I updated, but I didn't get as many reviews for the last chap as I hoped... soo, yeah (: Forgive me?

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