5:19 PM, Uchiha manor.
:silence:
SLAM
:Sasuke closes front door, walks into Uchiha house, takes off his shoes at the door:
Sasuke: Tadaima . . .
:no answer. Sasuke blinks, confused:
Sasuke: Itachi?
:walks through the living room, looking furtively:
Sasuke: …Yo…where are you?
:Sasuke, annoyed, walks into kitchen and turns on light:
Sasuke: Itachi! He—HOLY CRAP!
:A large scaly creature coiled up on the kitchen floor, a few feet away from where Sasuke stood at the entrance of the kitchen. A scaly head, staring at the Uchiha:
Sasuke: SHIT, THERE'S A SNAKE IN HERE!
:Snake stares, black eyes wide:
Sasuke: CRAP, DAMN:CENSORED:CENSORED: HOLY , WHERE ARE YOU ITACHI?!
:Grabs random can and throws blindly at snake. Unmoving, tongue flickering:
Sasuke: THERE'S A IN SNAKE IN HERE! ITACHI! NIISAN! HOLY :CENSORED: SOMEONE GET IN HERE!
:Runs around, screaming and throwing everything around, hiding pathetically. Snake watches quietly:
Sasuke: ITACHI, GET IN HERE! DAMN YOU NARUTO! THIS ISN'T FUNNY! HOLY , YOU KNOW I'M SCARED OF SNAKES! GAAAAAH!
:Outside, Naruto and Jackass crew cracking up in the bushes, hearing the crashes from inside the house:
Naruto: Oh god, we got him. Thanks for helping us, Itachi! You were awesome!
:Itachi looks through the window, watching Sasuke running and cursing:
Itachi: Oh, it was totally worth it, Naruto-san. :smirks:
:Sasuke hiding behind table, sweating and screaming as snake stares. Hugs teddy and blanket tightly:
Sasuke: ITACHI!! IS IT REAL?! IS IT REAL?!
Naruto (in squeaky voice): It's real!!!
:Sasuke shrieks, runs into closet, lifting blanket over face:
Sasuke: HOLY , SAVE MEEEEE!
LAST TIME ON "WILY HAUNTING":
Naaah, no flashbacks c(:
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"Okay, please explain to me WHY we need these again," Naruto demanded.
Naruto and the gang were given some "equipment", from the generosity of Itachi and his friends. Turns out the stuff were something that should be in a James Bond or Mission Impossible movie.
There was a long black belt secured around each other waists, holding what-in-the-world objects, like small round ovals which are quite equivalent to grenades in looks and size, a strange object that resembles a lighter, and a small box of some neon blue liquid. Along with the belt was a small, rectangular red mirror. It's grip, which was a curving gray piece of plastic, fit snugly behind their ears, thus leaving the red mirror hanging over their left eyes, sized nicely for eye-width and length.
And last but not least, a wireless radio. It was basically just a collar and earphone. A tiny black voicebox, shaped circular, was attached on a black collar that was strapped around the throat. The earphone was shaped to fit behind the ear frame, circling and settling over and behind the sense organ so it would be secured snugly. (sorry for the complicated explanation . . . just try to imagine an earphone with a frame rounding behind the ear and stopping at the lobe, and a black collar with a voicebox thing connected to the earphone by a wire.)
"Simple. Those red mirrors are for you to see the figures of the ghosts, and they usually don't come in color, but whatever. They're like those things for seeing lasers and stuff in movies, just these are for ghosts. You need those wireless so we can communicate with each other. And the belts . . . well, you'll find out soon, un." Deidara chuckled.
Itachi and his friends were wearing the same equipment.
The elder Uchiha looked at them through his red eyes, one of them hidden behind an, ironically, red mirror (lolls). "We're going to move together as a group up the stairs. When we get up there, we're going to split up."
They all looked at him in horror.
"Not for too long," Itachi said wryly. "We don't even know much if this school is haunted or not."
"Well, let's see." Kisame turned to them. "How many of you think this school is haunted?"
They all raised their hands without a word. A larger hand rose higher than theirs.
"TOBI! PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!" Deidara snapped.
"Haven't gotten much proof yet," Shikamaru said, scratching his head. "We're still searching, after all."
"Let's finish searching this floor," Itachi ordered.
Suddenly, there was a loud thud around the curb of the hallway. They all jerked towards that direction, the red mirrors glistening over their left eyes. Itachi looked pointedly at Kisame, Deidara, and Tobi. They nodded back, except Tobi, who was busy trying to hold his gun properly in military stance, fighter stance, and gladiator stance.
"What was that? Were you magically thudding like before?" Sasuke growled, looking at Itachi with a gleam in his eyes.
"What? Those thuds weren't by us! It was TOBI!" Deidara whacked the masked man on the back of his head.
"Ow," he said.
"Yeah, it was definitely by him," Kisame snorted. "He thought it would scare you guys."
"IT WAS FUNNY!" Tobi yelped.
"NO IT WASN'T!" the teenagers screamed.
"B-but your faces were soooo priceless!"
A loud crashing sound stopped any more talk. Itachi raised his eyebrows.
"Sounds a bit 'paranormal' to me, don't you think?" the Uchiha said without emotion.
"Hell yes it does," Kisame snorted.
"Naruto, go check it out."
"Hell no! You check it out, bastard!"
"Wanna die?"
"Both of you, shut up!"
"Jeez, can someone just go?"
"I'll go," Tenten suddenly said, looking at them determinedly. "Before we waste time."
"Then I-I'll go too," Sakura stammered, trying to look brave. Well, she didn't want to waste time either! And she should get over her fears . . .
"Me too!" Ino said, eyeing her rival.
The group nodded at the three, cowering inside. Itachi and his group watched them. "Be careful!"
Together, the trio ran down the hall, holding their guns protectively to their chests. The others watched them as they disappeared, turning at the curb of the hallway. There was an eerie silence.
". . . I wonder if they're okay over there . . ." Naruto murmured.
As soon as he uttered those words, an ear-piercing screech rang thunderously down the hall. The teenagers felt terror quake inside of them, eyes widened and hearts thumping erratically.
"Sakura, Tenten, Ino!" Naruto shouted, and began to run down the hall. Sasuke chased after him.
The group stamped after him, horrified, already thinking their friends doomed, barely able to balance correctly on their feet.
Naruto and Sasuke skidded at the turn and faced the new hall.
Tenten, Sakura, and Ino were screaming, fallen on their backs and staring horrifyingly at something before them that, to normal people, was pure nothing and air.
But they didn't have special red glasses.
Naruto gaped, dropping his gun so that it clattered to the floor. Before him, no, before the girls, was a white figure. Behind his red glass, everything was bathed in red, but the figure was all white, standing out from the crimson-colored scene, definitely in shape of a person. It glowed white, and Naruto could distinguish a bowed head of long white hair and a flowing gown reaching to the floor. He felt utterly cold just looking at the "person".
Sasuke stared, seeing the same thing as his friend. He just stared, and stared, screaming in terror inside.
"What is it?!" The others ran and smashed into their backs, but they didn't move in their petrified spots. The group stared northwards, gaping in horror.
And then, they let out an almighty scream.
The white figure snapped its head up, and they saw a glowing white face, with two red spheres plastered where eyes were supposed to be. No mouth, no nose. Just a pair or crimson lights.
And then, it ran towards them, arms flying backwards.
"KYAAAAAAAH!" they screamed, hugging each other for dear life with tears streaming down their eyes.
I don't want to die, I don't want to die! Naruto wailed in his mind.
Dear God, I didn't even find a girlfriend! Sasuke roared.
I'm gonna get killed by a ghost!!! They're real!!! Neji yelled.
This is not youthful!!
It's a ghost, running! Ghosts can run?!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! IT'S FAST!!!
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Suddenly, there was a loud screech behind them, a stomp, and a swooping whoosh that blew on their backs. They snapped their heads upwards and yelped.
"NII-SAN?!" Sasuke screamed, busy clinging onto Naruto.
"GET DOWN!" Itachi had his gun raised, his red eyes glaring furiously before him.
They all ducked.
Itachi pulled the trigger.
Loud bangs sounded down the whole floor. Glowing silver bullets exploded from the gun, the sounds bursting in their ears.
"That's what it does?!" Naruto shouted over the roar of gunshots, covering his ears as he tried to look at the Uchiha under the lighting gunshots.
"YO, STOP SHOOTING, MY EARS FREAKIN' HURT!" Sasuke screamed.
"This is for stealing my car, foolish otouto!"
Behind their red glasses, they watched in horrified fascination at the figure. It screamed, they could hear it, an utterly bone-chilling scream as the bullets shot past it. It flailed its bony arms, screaming in a horrid piercing voice.
BANG, BANG!
There was suddenly a loud bang from behind them all, making them jerk their heads over their shoulders. There were loud footsteps, and suddenly Tobi skidded to a halt behind Itachi, his gun crazily held in his arms as bullets shot out wildly. The group ducked, terrified, as the bullets shot random areas, dangerously close to their own heads.
"DON'T WORRY, TOBI WILL SAVE YOU ALL!" the masked man roared over the bullet shots, spinning on his own feet as he continued to shoot randomly.
"TOBI, GET BACK AND STOP SHOOTING!" Itachi bellowed. "YOU'LL KILL THEM BEFORE THE GHOST DOES!"
The white being suddenly gave a heart-wrenching wail, and it ran through the wall, disappearing from sight. Itachi stopped shooting, silent. The group still had their heads ducked, because Tobi was still shooting at every place he could and twirling on his feet in a frenzy.
"Tobi." Itachi walked over to the man and slapped him on the head, the sound echoing down the floor.
"OWWW!" Tobi yelped, dropping his gun.
The teenagers slowly lifted their heads, still stunned after the event. They couldn't stand up, their legs like jelly.
"W-what was that?" Ino breathed.
"A ghost. Now you made your first encounter." Itachi stared hard at Tobi, who was rubbing his head, whining.
They all stared at each other, the light finally reaching them in an utterly heart-sinking way.
Ghosts were definitely real. And they were freakin' scary.
Naruto fainted.
Deidara and Kisame suddenly appeared, staring at Itachi. "So, there was one?"
"Definitely a ghost."
"Oh shiznaz," Inuen stated. They all turned to stare at her. She fainted.
". . . Itachi, please do not tell me that white thing was a ghost," Sasuke muttered.
"Yes, it was, otouto."
". . ."
Ino, Sakura, Chouji, Kiba, Lee, and Tenten all collapsed to the floor.
Sasuke, Hinata, Shino, and Neji stared at the fallen bodies, the only teenagers standing.
"So ghosts are real . . ." Sasuke whispered.
"Always were real."
Shino fainted.
"So, the ghosthunt really begins. Now."
"WHEE!" Tobi yelled.
JACKASS:
Naruto, gang, and Itachi look through the window of Uchiha house. Sasuke still screaming, hiding in closet
Naruto: Omg, he's still in there?
Neji: What a wimp . . .
Itachi: . . . (stands up from bushes and begins to walk into house)
Naruto: Itachi?
Itachi opens door and goes in)
Naruto (mouths 'What is he doing?' to camera)
(Camera looking through window. Itachi goes into kitchen where the snake is and grabs it by the neck. He walks over to Sasuke's closet, kicks door open, throws snake in, and slams it shut)
Sasuke: HOLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto and crew cracking up as Itachi calmly walks back to them)
Naruto: OMG, THAT WAS GENIUS!
Kiba: That snake wasn't even poisonous!
Itachi: But my otouto doesn't know that, does he?
Naruto: Hell yeah! Aight, that's it for 'Jackass today'. See ya!
Kiba: But I'm hungry . . .
Naruto: So am I . . . hey Itachi, can we party at your house?
Itachi: I'll permit it, for tormenting Sasuke.
Crew: YEAAAAH!
Walks inside house, chatting and ignoring Sasuke)
Naruto: We should invite Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Chouji . . .
Walking through the kitchen, approaching Sasuke's screaming closet. Itachi swiftly turns lock as they pass the door.)
Sasuke: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
closet banging)
Itachi: Indeed . . .