here comes the boys! insert screaming: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! enjoy!
Boy Me!
By 2Cut32B3Tru3
'thinking'
inner sakura
flashback
AIM
i sighed and looked in the mirror. 'thump' i heard in my head.
i looked around the room noticing nothing dropped
'what the hell?'
OMG 0.0 YOUR SSSSOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
'are you calling yourself sexy?' i qustioned back to my ineer self who was jumping up and down with a nose bleed
so hot so hot so hot so hot so hot so hot so hot so hot so hot so hot so hot
she repeted.
'great, my inner self is calling her self hot.'
i glanced back at the mirror, i had to admit i was kinda cute...
NO HOT! SMEXY HOT! HOT SAUCE HOT! CHILLI HOT! SUN HOT! HELL HOT! HOTTER THAN HOT! did i mention hot?
i had no BULGING BIG ASS muscels but i held the cute, bad boy look that men take years to devolope.
"WE'VE GOT TO TELL RYOMA! RYO-" thats all she said before i put my hand on her mouth.
"i 'll tell him tommorrow it'll be our secret!" i said letting go her mouth.
Sakuno pouted "Fine!" she said convinced. "Now how are we supposed to fix this i dont like looking at pink all day you know.." i said picking up a fuzzy pink towel. Sakuno smiled then she took a little remote by the fireplace. She pressed a pink button and there was my living room again. I sighed 'thank god!'
"BYE BYE SAK!" Sakuno said pulling fuji out too.
i took of my ha reveling my bangs over my forehead again andmy soft pink hair. 'tommorrow...' i smirked and opened my eyes again watching as Fuji started the engine and Sakuno applieing more powder on her cheeks.
'ready or not here i come...'
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i opened my eyes and quickly got up running down staris putting 2 pop tarts in the toaster also putting some cold chicken and rice in a bowl putting it on the ground for Pico. i looked at the giant clock that hung over my table.
'6:23...i got time...'
I grabbed my pop tarts not caring if i had spilled a little crumbs, i wasnt always a neat freak...or was that never?...mmmm...
'note to self...check the last time i cleaned anything...' i thought to myself.
after i finshed i went on AIM
Sk83r74 now joined the chatroom
Cu73Kyubb1 now joined the chatroom
Mrs.Uch1In0 now joined the chatroom
N07mrr13d2In0 now joined the chatroom
ShyM383 now joined the chatroom
M1ssw3p0ns now joined the chatroom
HyuggN3j1 now joined the chatroom
Ch1ps4!1f3 now joined the chatroom
Mrs.Uch1In0: SASUKE-KUN! how is my husband?
N07mrr13ed2In0: 1.im not your husband 2. im doing fine
Cu73Kyubb1: SASUKE-KUN SASUKE-KUN how come everybody cares about SASUKE-TEME but not ME?!?!
M1ssw3p0ns: Naruto plz SHUT UP!
Cu73Kyubb1: OH NO TENTEN NOT YOU 2!
N07mrr13d2In0: shut it dope
Cu73Kyubb1: Shute the fu-
Cu73Kyubb1 is now dissconected
N07mrr13d2In0: baka i told him not to eat ramen and type at the same time...
Ch1ps4!1f3: munch munch munch
HyuggNej1: chouji you dont have to say when you eat...'fat ass...'
Shym383:i agree...
Ch1ps4!1f3: MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
Mrs.Uch1In0: CHOUJI YOU FAT ASS PIG GIVE ME THAT BAG! Runs around Konoha chasing fat ass
Mrs.Uch1In0 is away chasing fat ass down the street
Ch1ps4!1f3 is away hinding his chips from the bigger pig
M1ssw3p0ns: hey who is sk83r74?
HyuugNej1: what is your name?
Sk83r74: didnt your mom tell you not to talk to strangers?
HyuugNej1 is now away from controling his anger
Sk83r74: jack ass...
Shym3: what is your name if it is ok to ask
Sk83r74: since you asked unlike dimwot over there my name is Sakura Haruno gtg skool time
Sk83r74 now exited the chatroom
i grabbed my white cap putting all of my hair in a flat bun then putting my cap over it covering all of my hair i was already wearing my clothes that Sakuno picked for me. including the chocker. I grabbed my bag and petted Pico befor heading out the door locking it safe i turned to see Ryoma in his red sports car.
"Mada mada dane-" thats all he said befor he could look at me.
I raised an eyebrow at him. "Nani?" i said putting my backpack in the back. He shook his head then started driving 'kuso...still a boy and yet still..cute, what could happen?..right?' thought tennis boy still driving. Ryome parked 11 spaces away from the school. I grabbed my bag onlt to be greeted with...
"OH KAWAII! SO CUTE! who is he?" whispered a girl to another blushing girl.
"you looks tough...but so gentle..." sighed a dreamy nerd girl
"i can beat him in a fight" said a blonde jock
"go for it dude" said a mohawk brown haired guy.
I continued walking with my skateboard in my left hand and my backpack on my back. I felt a presence blocking my way so i stopped a couple of inches away from the figure. The blonde smirked at me knowing he would win. i looked up at him only to meet grey blurry eyes.
"Move" i said simply i wasnt going to get in trouble because this dimwit is in my way.
He smirked again. "i dont think you know who i am, guess you'll be amazed of who i am" everybody watched in silence as his possy smirked.
i looked up and down his body. "a jackass with no life?" i said simply as if it was the only fact in the world. I saw a vein pop. his hands grew into fists before i knew it i saw his fist coming towards me. But he didnt know i was a black 5 years of being a black belt/ I caught his big fist in my small hand. i twisted in hand making him wince and retreat his hand back and kiss it as if the pain would stop. He groweled at me motioning 3 guys to come up and fight.
"Bring as many as you want you want i dont mind" i said putting my hands in my pocket with my board inbetween my arm. The 4 raced to me but i only doged each punch and kick. 67 puches and 75 kicks they got tired with me only watching them suffer beneath me. I sighed and pulled out a metel bar only 20 inches long.
"what..are...you...going...to..do..with...that..piece of...crap?" the blonde said as if he won. I passed my board to Ryoma who catched it gracefully. I looked back at them, i twisted the bar whick bacameas long as a kondo stick. I went in postion like they do in kondo They gulped and kneeled in front of me.
"FORGIVE US!" and with that they all left. Cheering started to fill the hallway untill..
"what the hell is going on? we didnt say you can cheer did we?" said a cold voice. It was a Ebony haired boy..the one i saw form the ramen shop. Next to him was the blonde boy who helped me. on the left was a boy with no pupils. Behind him was a boy with black eye lining and messy red hair. Next to the red hed was a boy with a dog on his head secretly hiding in his hood he had messy brown hair with 2 triangles under neath his eyes. next to him was a emo kid in my eyes with no shine in his hair is was just black.
i put down my guard a little but i ONLY said a little...
"who are you?" demanded the Pupil less boy.
I smirked at him making my kondo stick turnback to inches putting it in my bag.
"give up already?i was expected a fight or 2 but...oh well...chicken..." said the boy with a hood.
"i didnt say our'fight' was over...by the way its not chicken just call me Saku Haruno" i said pulling out an Angel paintball gun pointing it at the six.
"say hello to hell!" i said shooting.