Asian but whiter than a white man.
Black but whiter than a white man.
The ultimate showdown…
Orochimaru vs Michael Jackson.
These two fight to the death, destroying all in their path, for the ultimate prize... being on a show with ninja children.
Orochimaru Hell yeah.
Jackson I'm black, but I'm white. I'm black and white. Hee hee!
Orochimaru Get away from those bitches, they my bitches.
Jackson My bitches!
(Both competitors do a summoning jutsu. Mickael Jackson summons an army of zombies while Orochinaru summons Manda.)
Jackson Manda? Isn't that a girl's name?
(Mickael Jackson performs the moonwalk, giving Orochimaru a seizure. Orochimaru recovers. Orochimaru pulls out his sword with his tongue)
Why do you have a long tongue? Are you that guy from Kiss?
Gene Simmons?
Yeah, him. Are you Gene Simmons?
I can be anything you want…
You know what… We have a lot in common…
(They both stop the fight and walk into the sunset. Orochimaru isn't seen ever again, but Mickael Jackson is arrested for dropping Verne Troyer off of a building)
Jackson He looked like a little kid to me.
Next time, Naruto vs Spongebob.
Naruto Why do I have to fight him!?
Because you're both annoying homos.
Naruto What!?
Spongebob I'm ready, I'm ready! Want a hug?
Naruto I'M NOT GAY!!
Bisexual, whatever.
(Naruto stabs Spongebob's head with a Kunai)
Naruto There, he's dead.