HEY GUYS! Last chapter! Sadly. But I'm going to put it out with a BANG! Ha-ha. Okay guys I got this idea from SpunkyPeanut! Go read her stories…she is practically my sister! She is Awesome! Check it out!
Well ya'll should know that I'm not S.M. yepp well Chapter 7!
EPOV
I was walking through the house after Alice had put Nessie down for a nap. I saw Emmett and Jasper Plugging in a device to the TV.
"What's that?" I asked sitting down as Jasper got out two drum sticks and sat down next to me. There was a white stand with red, green, blue, and yellow circles in front and a orange foot pedal at the floor.
"This is a WII and the game is ROCK BAND!" Emmett yelled. I smacked him.
"You dumbass! Nessie is asleep!" I said and listened; she turned over but never woke. I shook my head and looked back at the game. I looked and saw a plastic guitar on the floor next to a microphone.
"I want to play! I dib guitar!" I said and grabbed it. "Emmett you can sing!" I said and put the straps around my shoulder.
"Okay, lets rock this joint!" Emmett said and selected the song, 'dirty little secret' "yeah! AAR! Edward you hate them, but I LOVE THEM!" Emmett said as I shook my head and memorized the keys so I would know. I selected Expert mode and the song started.
Let
me know that I've done wrong Tell
me all that you've thrown away I'll keep you
my dirty little secret Who has to know
When I've known this all along
I
go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you
Find out games you don't wanna
play
You are the only one that needs to know
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone
or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that
you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
I paused the game and clicked change. "What the Fuck Edward!! I was rocking it!" Jasper said looking at me and Emmett nodded.
"Well I couldn't handle it! It was to fast!" I said and selected easy. "I think I am an easy man…" I said and turned to Emmett, who was about to burst out laughing. "What?" I asked and jasper started laughing.
"You said you were an easy man!" he said and then fell over laughing.
"oh shut up and start again!" I said and pushed play.
Let
me know that I've done wrong Tell
me all that you've thrown away I'll keep you
my dirty little secret Who has to
know Tell me all that you've thrown away I'll
keep you my dirty little secret Who has
to know I'll keep you my dirty little secret I'll keep you my dirty little
secret Who has to know
When I've known this all along
I
go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you
Find out games you don't wanna
play
You are the only one that needs to know
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone
or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that
you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
When we live such fragile lives
It's the best way we
survive
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with
you
Find out games you
don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know
(Dirty little secret)
Don't
tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret,
hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
The way she feels inside (inside)
Those thoughts I
can't deny (deny)
These sleeping thoughts won't lie (won't
lie)
And all I've tried to hide
It's eating me apart
Trace
this life out
(Dirty
little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another
regret
(Just another regret)
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be
just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep
it)
My dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Dirty little
secret
Who has to know
We got through the song and saw that in true forks nature it was raining. Alice came into the room and grabbed my hand and dragged me outside in the rain.
"WHY!" I asked as my clothes got soaked. Then Alice started to dance….wow. Emmett came out and joined her. I threw the guitar I was still wearing and went inside and got Bella with a stereo and took her out side. I turned on a song randomly and we all danced.
Renesmee ran outside and wrapped her arms around me I picked her up as we all danced to the beat. The rain slowed down and we all looked at each other. Bella picked up Renesmee and took her back upstairs and told her to go back to sleep.
I walked back inside and Esme pushed me back out. I looked at her shocked.
"NO! You are SOAKING WET! No! You stay till your dry!" she said and shut the door. I stood there and then knocked. She answered. "The answer is still no!" I looked at her and kept my hand on the door.
"It is still raining, I WONT DRY! At least make a towel path and I'll stay in my room." I said and she layed down many towels for me to walk across. I got upstairs and sat on my couch and looked around. Then I heard a girlish screech that was quiet but still audible. I walked to Alice and Jasper's room and saw Jasper Sitting on the floor playing with his civil war dolls. I put my hand over my mouth and tried to not laugh.
"No sir, I will not seduce you!" he said in a girlish voice making a doll talk. Pulled out my camera and recorded at least 3 minutes of him making two dolls talk about seducing each other.
I ran back to my room and called Bella up to our room. She walked in and sat on my lap and I showed her the video. She smiled and ran to my computer pulling up a video account and put the video on 'youtube' I smiled as she e-mailed the video to Jasper.
"HEY JASPER CHECK YOUR EMAIL" I hollered and waited for him to run in here. Three seconds later he busted the door down and looked at me and Bella who were laughing.
"WHY WERE YOU SPYING ON ME!" he yelled. I looked at him.
"Uhmm, you were the one who left the door open and then were making dolls talk out loud, which wouldn't help because I can read your mind." I said laughing.
Jasper stormed out and I changed clothes quickly and ran down stairs with Bella behind me. "Edward I cannot believe you did that! Now everyone in the world! Will know what I do!" Jasper said pouting.
"Well jasper let's just say that that was for what you did earlier in front of my daughter!" Bella said sitting down and opened a book reading.
"Yeah and besides who is going to watch that?" Bella started laughing and then I glanced and she was looking at Emmett's computer on his lap and he was laughing to.
"What?" Jasper asked looking at her.
"Apparently 164,251 did." She said shaking her head and went back to reading. I smiled and looked at Emmett's computer and the number had gone up since then.
"Edward!" Jasper screamed and then ran outside. I smiled and sat down and watched TV next to Bella, while Jasper calmed down.
